September 08, 2004

• Woo! Elephants, yeah!
• (i don't think that's what wendell's after, homie...)
• Why do you hate elephants so much?
• Every lonely emigr
• Scintillating extraterestrial xylophones?
• Mench organizes revival, notorious; intentionally nears gallows.
• gah...can't fix, gotta run..please ignore
• I'm so lost with these threads.
• mom's gonna be pissed...
• please, is such slop ever desirable?
• You think you're lost? Lost is when you know you shouldn't comment but you do anyway. Don't hurt me, I'm a newbie.
• Newbie elephants will be ignorant, essentially.
• Elephants seek slaves, elephants notice trunks, ignoring all liana-strewn llamas, yearningly!
• Yow! Elephants are really naughty in nightly gropefests, languidly yearning.
• Yes, elephants are randy. Never intice nor gam.
• Giddyap, awesome mammoths!
• Mammoth and mammoth mama overcome the high snows
• Seeking narrow openings, wendell slithers.
• Each little exposition produces hatred akin, notes this simian.
• Okay, this is the last time: any new threads on this topic will be deleted.
• I say do it now. It's like pulling off the bandage -- do it quick and the pain will be fleeting. But then I don't see the point of these threads anyway, so don't listen to me. Can't this game be hosted somewhere else for those who like it?
• in texas?
• Dedicated Orators Never Kowtow, Election Year Silliness!
• Simply ignore mastication; I am nibbled.
• Okay, this is the last time: any new threads on this topic will be deleted. posted by tracicle at 08:33PM UTC on September 08 Thank god. This decision alone calls for another iPod.
• Itchy plague of dissenters...
• Darling, I shall swoon elegantly next time elephants rampage south!
• Same old undulating trunks, hallelujah.
• hippopotamuses are large, lo! elephants love us, jaguars are hypocrites
• Hey, your prolix oration crept right into the elephantine, sweetheart.
• Helleballujah! you poor old critical rapscallion, initiate the elephant swingfest.
• since we're in nottingham, guys first.. except substitute transvestites.
• Sanctimonious whingers impress nobody, gleeful followers exclaim serendpitous terpsichore
• Choices, choices. Bee-ing wot I am, I'll follow the joyous Muse. t e r p s i c h o r e Tread everywhere red poppies spring! I carol hopefully; others reel, eliding.
• Egbert, languishing in doubt, invokes new gardyloos. Bananas to whoever can tell me what a gardyloo is sans dictionary.
• Gasped Aardvark retchedly, declaring: "You love otters obtusely, seth!"
• See? Everyone tosses Hondas!
• Holy oiled nipples, dis again? Shit!
• Sometimes happenstance is triumphant.
• Truant rhumatics inspire uniform-mammary/phallic-holster-annexed-nighty trend.
• Text-devouring real elephants nibble dictionary.
• Daniel, I choose to insist on narrating a real yarn
• You are magniloquent!
• Malta, a grey northerly island located off Qatar. Unusualy elongated nasal territory.
• They eagerly rowed, right into town, o'er river yellow.
• Young Eloise longed lust. Oh, women...
• We ogle men, elephanrs, newts.
• Never elevate wet turtle segments
• segm Several elephants gambol merrily; elephants never touch serpents.
• Seven elephants run past eleven naked tortoise shells
• Sickening, hateful elephant lust! Long snouts!
• i'd much rather play "tom swifties"
• "Simians never over-spice", uttered Tom sagely
• ,the_bone grated drily. Slim, nervous orangutans uttered terrible sarcasms.
• Ooo, nice! Sombre aardvarks raced cannily around smaller metered stretches.
• so the real elephants trudged coolly, heading east slowly.
• "This comment thread is getting quite tangled", Tom needled the monkeys. Slowly, lowly, ow! Wendell loudly yaks.
• Yet another kamikaze somnambulist?!
• So one more new acronym makes bashi unhappy? Let's initiate several threads!
• Trampling heavily, roving elephants ambulate downstream.
• Dear old Wendell, never sign treaties regarding elephant army mechanics.
• Methinks elephants charm hairy apes nibbling ice-cold cantelope sherbet.
• Sherbet? Hardly. Even righteous Beeswacky enjoys Tortellini!
• Tantric orgasms, rowdy teasing, extensive libation; long internet nights, indeed...
• Incessant nibbling deforms effusive elephant's dentures.
• Deny everything; never tell. Use ruses... even surrender!
• Sovereigns undertaking rehabilitation respect elephants nearing downtown, elephants ruminating.
• "Running ungulates may interest native atlatl throwers," I noted gamely.
• Granted, all musicians elephants like yodel.
• yet, oddly, dead elephants lactate.
• Let's all chug tequilas and tomtom! Empyreuma? *hides*
• Elderly manic penguins yodel religious eulogies under miniature airplanes. I was tempted to use this beauty, but i didn't want to ruin the game.
• Easterners master painting, youths revisiting each underglazed majolica amphora.
• Agreeable monkeys prefer harmony over raw ambition.
• Asexual monkeys break in to inner ohm, nascent. - OR - "amphora"? "majolica"? Bees is terribly interesting on nomenclature!
• Naked old men eat noodle casseroles, lewdly, awaiting their unsuspecting relations' excitement.
• "Never on Mondays," exclaimed new claimants, letting all time-tabless underlie regal edicts. OR Elementary xylophonists catch interesting tunes, excellence may ebb near triffids.
• Two raging intertwined flowers fold in daffodil sex.
• Sudden explosive xenophobia
• Xenophon entered Nubia on proud horses outshining barbs in Arabia.
• Alternating Rajahs alter bibliographical information anonymously
• Absolutists nominate oddities, never yell "Many ovoids uninteresting, scholars like ypsiliforms".
• you poor silly, internet life forms...
• Yes, perhaps some intelligent life is forming; onward, rogue Martian spores!
• Scan portmanteaux on royal elephant searchingly.
• (We interupt this thread to bring you this important elephant story. Carry on.)
• Elephant polo! Now there's an O;ympic sports candidate!
• Sporting elephants attempt rapid charges, half-heartedly, if nugatory games lack yardage.
• Youthful Alexander, rearranging dusty atlases, grabs Elaphanta.
• Elephanta*
• Elora's languishing amenuenis prepares histories and nervously types "amphisboena".
• And Mary's poor husband is sitting beneath our eucalyptus, natteringly altered.
• And lovingly, the eucalyptus responds, entreating dyspraxia.
• Dyspraxic youths say "Popocatepetl" reluctantly, and "xenophilic" is avoided.
• Archaic verbiage often irritates dyslexic eyes, dammit.
• Deny all mouldering men in time.
• Then idolize monkeys, elephants.
• Everywhere, look, elephants! pachyderms having a neural trunk selection!
• Sudden eclectic lasers end curtly the inner om. Nuts!
• Never underestimate terrapin subterfuge!
• Shut up! Bury this effluvious rubbish feature under-ground! Expel!
• Even Senophon's palamino expects literalisms.
• Louse infested terrestrial elephants rally against loutish International Space Monkey Syndicates
• Somewhere you never dozed, I can assume the elephants syllogize.
• Shaggy yaks lean lazily on gates, imagining zoo escape.
• Escape-artists stroll craftily across penitentiary exercise-yards.
• Why, you dirty rotten hyphenator... Easy-living xenophiles enjoy Russian cock-fighting, Italian slow-dancing, Ecuadorian yam-harvesting, Alabama rodeo-clowns, Danish steam-rooms.
• Scoff-laws take elephant-ears and Mexicali Rose overland on musical safaris.
• Standing around Foley's advertising robots? I shouldn't. does this make me a dirty rotten apostrophenicatorer? heh.
• The Dirty and Rotten shall be with you always. Shove him over, under low dives, natatory terpsichore.
• Tongue entangling rabelaisian prattle seldom is cherished; hear our rumbling euphony!
• e u p h o n y Elephant underwater paddles, heads out, nears Yarmouth.
• You are relying mo(i)stly on underwater themes, huh?
• Hellaphumps underwater! Heffalumps!
• Huge elephants float fearlessly among lemon-sharks, unworriedly midst piranha schools...
• Sailors create hullabaloos, outdo outrasgeous larboard schooners.
• = outrageous
• Sea captain holds off oath: Ninety elephants riding sloth.
• Slowly lumbering over the hills
• O poor sloth! Hope it was a ground sloth! Hellzapoppin' is lotsa laughs, sweetheart.
• Slowly we evolve: elegant, toothsome, handsome, engaging, adorable, risible, treacherous.
• The ravenous elephant ate candycanes, haricots, earthware, roots of umbelliferous saxifrages.
• Sex and xenophobia, indeed - fucking raging antisemites gratify exquisite sadism!
• Senseless allegory disguised in simluated metaphor
• Misdemeanor entertainment tethers amoral pacaderms hastenting omnipresent retrobution.
• Retrobution, n., to take revenge on bellbottoms. Resentful elephants target rude onlookers, belching up terrific irruptions of... NARGH!
• New artists resist great haberdasheries.
• Haberdasheries!? Avast, beeswacky! Extreme, run-on, diluted and sadly humdrum entries result in excruciating sloppiness.
• Swing low over placid pools into northern estuary saying 'swamp-grass'.
• Sweetly warbling, a meadowlark pirouettes gaily round a sawgrass slough.
• Slowly, liquid overcame underground gravesites, hetacombs.
• Hereabouts, every tender ape counts on mirthful Beeswacky's sesquipidalianism.
• Scholars, extraordinarily sadistic, query unknown informants, pedants invite digressions and lightly investigate antique Neros invoking servile masochists.
• Maybe a sarah's offering continuing hosting if several travellers succumb? read: I'll be getting official webspace of my own by mid-next month, and don't mind hosting this thread, if people still want to do it? I'd do it sooner, but I'm snowed under with work this week, and likely away from an internet connection for the next two after..
• Sneaky ubergeeks continue, craftily, until monkey-bashi bannination.
• b a n n i n a t i o n Bring amiable Nestor news in neat and tidy imitation oxblood narratives.
• Noble Atreides recklessly rages against traitorous Illiums vaunted elder sons.
• Swear off now, Sophocles!
• Shit, our parents had other charges lest everyone succumb!
• oops, wrong login So - unless challenges continue, useless meaning beams!
• Break extra armchairs, move sofas.
• Soaring orbits fluctuate, approaching syzrgy.
• Sing, you zanies, racket greatly, yell!
• Jesus? Is it really you? Young elephants love lollipops.
• Leave off! Lest lexicographers ignore (pettishly overlook) poor Sock-o'-Fleas.
• Such ostentatious characitures kindle old flames; learning, education - academic scholarship!
• So come homeward, Ollie lad, And rent some Hayling Island pad.
• ...perhaps a duplex?
• Dwell under Persian law: emulate Xerxes.
• Xanthippi evades researchers, Xanthippi eluded Socrates!
• So, old cunning rascal, able to escape swiftly?
• Sometimes Wendell imagines flying to lovely Yugoslavia.
• You urge greedy onlaughts, savagely lie about Venice in Adriatic.
• Are demons really infiltrating American tollbooths in cavalcades?
• Caravans and vandals attack lightweight chariots and dispirited elephants submerging.
• Several unguents bring mild eczema requiring gargantuan injections near gonads
• George only noticed a dim spotlight . . .
• So put out the lights in great haste, Thucidides!
• This has unbeilievable characterization in digestible increments dude - even surrealistic!
• Slovak undertakers recently revealed every albino litigator is subject to instant cremation
• c r e m a t i o n "Cease! Rally equestrians! March!" Alcibiades took in owls next.
• Norman elicited xylophone tones.
• Trunk of Norman's elephant swings!
• Sometimes Wendell imagines National Geographic Safaris.
• Simba ambles faster after rhinos invade savannahs.
• Spies are vigorous, alert, never napping after huffing spraypaint.
• Some pachyderms roister around you, perhaps amusing, inquisitively nudging trunks.
• Then, Ryan understood: No Kings Sing.
• Sounds interesting, Norman. Getouttaheah! c'mon people it's friday here . . pick up the pace a little *clap* *clap*
• Gyrating elephants trample over unofficial ticket takers after hearing english accented hallelujahs
• h a l l e l u j a h s Hellabaloophalunts are lazing, lying extravagantly under jujube-trees and happily sesquipedalian.
• Sea-faring elephants sail, questing, ululating Indian poetry, eating dahl and leering intently at Nilgai.
• Nabokov inspired "Literary Giants Against Infrastructure"
• Indian neffalunts frabjously romp and scamper through riotous undergrowth cheerfully trumpeting, undertake rare echolocations.
• Escaping cages, hooting orangutans leap over crowding awestruck tourists, intent on new surroundings.
• Seldom-seen uglies, rumpled Rumpelstiltskins, obese uncles named Dougal, irritated new gastro-gnome -- silence!
• Meh? gastro-gnome was supposed to be plural, too.
• Seriously, I like new comical don't say elephants... don't say elephants Endecrinologists!!!
• Etruscan nudists donated eleven coats. Ribald industrialists notified Opthalmologists located on Gibraltars interior. Suomynona takes seconds!
• is there a prize for not using elephants?
• Swaggering elephants crash outhouse, never decrying swagger-sticks.
• Not to my knowledge, Suomynona. It is just that it's almost irresitible to some fools once the letter 'e' appears. /just another nincompoppy in the garden
• Ohh. I propose that the new Elephants be enkaphalin
• OK. Swaggering enkaphalins crop olives, nervously decry staggers-wicks.
• EEKK! Enkephalins out of balance, everybody rune!
• Southward towards Atlanta gallant gerontologists! Enlist righteous scientologists when idolatrous christians kick Suomynona.
• OOOOOO i typoed... i'm runeing as fast as i can
• I'm usually ruining what I've typed as fast as I can! But not intentionally. Selling unpolished orange melons, yams -- you never offer new aubergines.
• Astute unassuming Beeswacky, enkephalins respond generously in nubian esophageal strongholds
• "Stomach troubles ruined our nudist gathering!" howled Omar, leaking diarrhea squirtingly.
• Some queens, under intense regal threat inhibit noxious gurgling liquids, yessirreebob!
• oooh, damn your eyes... Your erotic sultry silhouette is reflected risquély, entrancing elegant beaux -- or beaux-imitations. HAH!
• Beastly etchings are under-reported; xenophobes in middle irk turbaned attendants, trounce imitators of nearby silhouette-fanciers.
• To run amok callously interests cats' lovers' enemies.
• e n e m i e s Elephants never envy my intractable elephant-loving silhouette-fanciers.
• So I lose half outright?? Unless elephants take to elephants?? Fine, although none can injest elephant rump steaks.
• Starving typists eat ancient kidneys, sweetbreads.
• Sure, we eroticize elephant trunks: bulging, rugulose, emotive and dangerously snakelike...
• Savagely noxious adders keep elephantss, like ingesting knock-out elephant-stews.
• Easy! Layer elephants, potatoes, Hops and nice tomatoes: Steam till even; Warmly season.
• Seasoning elephants? Add some old nutmeg
• Nutmeg? Using that may enhance greasiness.
• Gradually reducing elephant as soup-stock involves ninety enormous simmering saucepans.
• Sausage, anchovies, umbelliferous cabbage? Elephantine pies. And nobody swallows.
• Soured watercress and lynx liver on wheat slices.
• Skunked licorice-water, itching-powder casseroles, elephant steamed-puddings!
• So this elephant asked me -- eloquently, distressingly, pathetically, under duress -- "Don't I NEED gazpacho, sugarbritches?"
• s u g a r b r i t c h e s Spackle undoes greatly amused, ridiculous beeswacky rolling in the clover; he elephantasizes sugar-pastries.
• Somewhere, under-ground, a robot-prototype autoeciously starts to repeat: impleo ergo sum.
• Sure, ungulates might...
• ...mayhap intuit gory haute terrine.
• Flared elephant-bones make modest ear-trumpets.
• Extricate a right tusk, replace using miniature peanuts. Elephant tusk souffle??
• Serve on undercooked fresh fish, luscious elephant-pie!
• "Eeek!" Lucy exclaimed. Peter had arrived, not thanking Petunia ingraciously, errantly.
• Elephants roister, rioting and nearly trashing Liverpuddlian yeast-mongers.
• Your elephant adoration society trashed my orgy night, gargantuan erections rampantly saluting!
• Speaking about lewd ungulates... those impudent naughty giraffes!
• giraffes Gorillas, invoke rioting and famously far-sighted elephants Saturday!
• Spackle, about them, use ruminants. Delicious al-dente yaks.
• You are kidding, Suomynona?
• yes
• Skewer undercooked oysters, marinated yak nose or nibbled artichoke.
• Afternoon rainfall. The insect chorus hums. Oh, kind earth!
• Elephants are related to hobgoblins. I... I can't seem to stop!
• hominids of bizarre gustatory obligations blithely live in nerdy silence
• Silence is like eleven naked copulating elephants.
• Eleven lithe elephants prancing happily around: nude, tanned, salubrious.
• simply aggravated, liars underestimate building regulations in obviously unavoidable stations.
• Swallowing turnips and tomatoes irritates our neighbourly super-elephant.
• Sugared up pachyderms eagerly ride exercycles, lurching erratically, pootling horns, and needing training-wheels. Take that, you superhyphenating wackybee.
• Thoughts ran amok in neighborly India, noting goat-herding whackos, heeding even elephantine lasciviousness . . . somehow.
• Heh. My new technique revealed -- cunning, ain't it? So --wot else can we do? Try re-educating an irritable newby; imagine NumLocked geeks with haphazard elephant extractions, lost spell-checkers.
• Wow! Hi, pete_best! Sweat over master-plasterers, elephant howdy-do-dahs overcome wiseguys!
• What if someone extends gauntlet, upsetting your supercalifragilisticexpialidociousness?
• so, unexpected persons eating real californian alligator linguine. i find real alligator goes incredibly like imported squirrel - too inconcievably clever - even xylophone players inveigle a look. i don't open closed interfaces over universal space, nor eat special sauce.
• S always under-S-timates chloroformed elephants!
• kudos to prismatic7! Each line equals parasitic hound-dog acrimony - no topics spared!
• w00t! Strewth! prismatic7's acronymic response earns devotion!
• Damn, everything's vindicating our trippy interest of nuances!
• Now underneath a nebulous cloud, elephant sweepstakes!
• Shit Wendell, Everybody's encouraging phrasing - sweeping the ass kissing elites southward!
• Southward on undulating thylacines, heroic Wendell arrived reading Dante.
• "Damn" Anna noted, "That's entertaining!"
• Extra-thoughtful nesters thrilled, elephantine range-riders terrified, and igniting neighbourhood -- in nine giga-seconds!
• Gentle introspective gorillas apalled seeing elephants cavorting outrageously nude, dancing seductively.
• Gazing intently, gibbons admire steatopygous elephants canter over Nubain desert sands.
• oooops! and that shoulda been Nubian, too... s e d u c t i v e l y Shouldn't elephants deserve unusually caring treatment in veterinary emergencies, like yeast-infections?
• Young elephants are strutting today: irrepressable newcomers fool elephant-elders ceaselessly throughout irruptions of northern slights.
• Sick little imbiciles go home to sleep.
• Suddenly lucid elephants eat parsnip-sausages.
• This has nothing to do with anything. I just wanted to post the link.
• prepared and ready, simon needles into position - so awesomely unidentifiable, so amazingly good, entering service. cheers for the kudos, fellow monkeys - it was a big job, but someone had to do it!
• Simple elephants revile visionaries, idolatrous cringing elephants.
• Salubrate! Salubrate! Dense to the muses, me!
• Elephant leaves enormous poop Humans are needed to scoop.
• Stop crime omniscient orangutan policeman!!
• Police Orangutan Lieutenants investigate criminal Elepants more at noon.
• Not one orangutan noticed
• Elephant leaves enormous poop Humans are needed to scoop. /half of small banana Northumbrian orangutans thought it crazy elephants dry-docked.
• "Dang," Reg yowled - "Dancing orangutangs clocked killers, even drug-pimps!"
• Dirty rhumbas upset gorillas; proud indolent monkeys prefer slowdancing.
• Serpentine loaxhes often waive dancing and newts cry, inhibiting next go-round.
• = loaches
• Gorillas, Orangutangs recline outside unexpectedly near . . . Dogzilla! Roowwwwrrrrr!!
• Mmmmmm, half of a small banana
• Dugongs overeat, grazing zealously in luscious lipsmacking algae-beds. Lovely rolypoly dugongs... the elephants of the ocean!
• Oh, hell, here have the other helf-- poem was not half-bad. Alligators love gymnasiums and elephants bestride every beastly stamping-ground.
• Stop talking about my penis! I'm not going griping 'round our unhinged natterings, dangit.
• A PENIS? WHERE? Dugongs are nicely gregarious in twosomes.
• I'll accept a plantain in lieu of a half of a small banana
• arghh
• twosomes Thracians welcome olive-destroying Spartans, old men esculent, slow-roasted.
• Suomynona, please accept this enormous plantain with my compliments.
• AN ENORMOUS PLAINTAIN? WHERE? Shy lemurs ogle wild rhinoceri over addling scotch-and-sodas, then estivate drunkly.
• Diabolical rhododendrons, noble koalas, lumbering yellowlegs.
• put an unkempt in there plantain accepted and eaten
• Mind, now ye've eaten it, Suomynona, I won't take it back or give ye a refund. Yonder estivating lizard lolls; our wiley lads expect gargantuan snored-flights.
• Somnolent nabobs of reptilian excess debate;freedom loving indentured gorillas hope truth survives.
• Sexy urbanite records video. Internet voyeurs exclaim: sw33t!
• Someone wails '33k! 33k'' today.
• This old dog ate yams
• Yams are must succulent
• Yawning armadillos means sleep-deprivation.
• sorry bee
• 33k! Sleep-deprived, unproductive, cat-calling crows urge, "Look! Eats! Near trees!"
• It's OK, Suomynona, happens all the time on this thread. Unavoidable. Thorough-going rotters eat elephant steaks.
• Secretly, the elephants are Kerry supporters.
• Still, under pressure pachyderms often resort to (effective) race sabotage. Suffer a beating or two... and GET EVEN!
• Elephants, violent? Errr, no...
• ... not often.
• Oligarchs fatten the elephant new-comers.
• Now elephants wager - Come on monkey-boy! Every race starts!
• Scientists today are resorting to sensationalism
• Sensationalism! Each notable scientist asks themselves, "I owe nothing - a little interest supports me?"
• Mendacious. Extroverted.
• Extrovert xenophobes trampled random onions viciously ending Ronalds tyrannical empires dominion.
• Don't offer me imaginary nostrums in oyster-shells, nacreous.
• never apologetic, condescending, rude, egregious - our universal simplicity
• s i m p l i c i t y Swarming inchworms: march puissantly, long-suffering inchlongs! cease imitating tiny yashmak-dyers!
• You are so hellish, maybe ass kicking do you ever require, Sasserworm! out of practice... I've been away, Sasserworm.
• wendell, did Sasserworm get ye, then? Wondered where ye were. Sloops and spinnakers! sailors' eager raving -- women overboard! Refreshing mermaid-dives!
• Mental excavations repair mental atrophy in deviants, despite incessant vituperations. Escape sanity!
• Sanity, a nuisance I tell you
• Yes, obviously unnecessary.
• Uncle Neanthropos needles extraneous call-girls, escapes sweet-voiced sirensm and rushing yellowjackets.
• Yes even lustful lions obtain wicker just as callow koalas erect tallowed seismographs.
• seismographs Spare elephant is seldom moistened overnight, greets restfully amiable pachyderms having shampoos.
• Short haired armadillos maintain political office ordering shampoos
• So how are Mofites playing? Ordinarily, or shampoos?
• systematically, hairy anthropoids (monkeys) pick out our syllables. seems like i get an 's' word every time
• So you like languid abcedarians, but love elephants spray-painted?
• some parts... regarding any youth - pints and indian nosh take extreme dedication.
• Do elephants dismantle irritated chimps around this impractical ornate needle-xase?
• no. external evidence delineates louche elephants - xylophonic apes seem ephemeral. more hyphens, mr. beeswacky, sir? they'll ruin your posture!
• I am already ruined, just look haow badly I spelled case. Apologies, but nice recover, prismatic7 Excercising pachyderms have excellent memories, eapecially 'round refrigerated radishes and lettuce-leaves.
• *sigh* Exercising pachyderms have excellent memories, eat radishes and lettuce-leaves.
• curse! Limpid eagles, taking time understanding circumstantial evidence - Leave, eagles! A valourous existence summons!
• Support unkempt monkeys! Many only need shampoo
• suddenly, henry allan maxwell provided open obituaries!
• Oh, bother. It takes (usually) a rare idea every Sunday.
• Stand under napkins! Deny all youth!
• Sallow, unhealthy, new doctor apirates yellow-boils.
• Yon elephant leers licentiously (or wildly) - bent on illicit, lusty seductions.
• Swash-buckled elephants deny ugly, crazy trash-tales in our newfound sonnets
• So, "our" news niggles everyone's tiny suspicions?
• Sleeping under silk-blends, pachyderms itch, ceaseless irritations of nettle-woven slumber-wear.
• Silly llamas unctuously masticate berries, even raspberries - Which endearingly allows rhapsody.
• Rhetorical heffalumps ask probingly: "Should orangutans date yetis?"
• Yes! Elephants titillate in silk-stockings!
• Silly innuendo likened koala stool to compost. Kindly instruct newbies - gyrate slowly.
• some lovely orangutan women look youthful
• Young orangutangs under the horsecloth fool Uncle Leopoldolphos.
• now that's just mean, beeswacky! Limpet eels, originally procured over light dinner, open large pots, hopefully ogling snakes.
• Snorting nicotine, a knave eats sauerkraut.
• sauerkraut - a useful euphemism. rarely knocked, rarely appreciated, usually terminal.
• Sage avuncular urbane elephants respond kindly, rarely attacking untrained transgressors.
• doh!
• Terrible error regretted - my impetuousness negligent , absolutely laughable.
• Tired elephants reproach mice in natty angora lounging-pajamas. Or, Tuskers rootling about near savannah give retiring elephants sweet sugarcane, oranges, rice-cakes, soothing-syrup.
• Silence! Our outrageous hyphens, in numbers growing, scrambles yapping raconteurs' ungainly phrases! a.k.a. wh00t!
• Pusillanimous hillbillys run away, sensing ethanol saturation.
• "Sex?" Asked Tricia, using rapturous ahhs to invite orgasm nearer . . .
• "Not even!" answered Reginald, eschewing romance...
• "rub on my ass" noted carl evocatively
• Eavesdropping voyeurs, owl-eyed, cunningly ask to ingest valley elephants lurking yonder.
• "You only notice Dick!" Elsie ranted.
• Reprehesible advocates nattered to elephants, death-defying.
• Deadly elephants ambled through heather, debating every fiscal year "Is nothing good?"
• Goodness? Overrated. Obsequiousness? Delightful!!!
• Deprived elephants leer into gilded halls, trumpet fulsomely, unhinging lyre-players!