September 02, 2004

Don't Drive With Drunken Idiots! Safe for work, but rather unsettling.

Very odd. It would be funny as a Charles Adams cartoon, but for a real life news story, it's rather sad. Though the sick and morally reprehensible part of me keeps on thinking of the Virginia driver's education manuals tips for noticing drunk drivers: *car weaves in and out of lane *abrupt stops and starts *head out of window

  • What a tragic story. Yet my stomach actually hurts from laughing so hard; I could barely get through the article. Why oh why am I so twisted?
  • I saw this on The Most Psychotic Police Chases and Accidents in the Universe this weekend. Very disturbing, particularly the blinking bewilderment of the driver. Unless this is *another* Southern US best-friends drunk driving decapitation, which would make it that much worse. (in my defense: I was packing! and, There is very little worth watching on terrestrial TV in London at 3 in the morning)
  • "Why oh why am I so twisted?" Probably genetic. As for a real life news story, nothing surprises me any more.
  • Unless this is *another* Southern US best-friends drunk driving decapitation I smell a grant-funded scientific study coming on!