August 26, 2004

Don't Sassmouth Blair!! Apparently falling victim to Jo's insults over the years has yielded some mild brain damage to actress Lisa Whelchel, formerly "Blair" of "The Facts of Life". Whelchel now is an author, as well as an advocate for punishing children with the pottymouth.

No word on whether Blair's grassroots campaign to battle obesity by wiring overweight children's jaws shut has taken hold. Developing...

posted by lilnemo 20 years ago
  • Hot saucing is for wimps! Out with their tongues I say! That'll teach dem whippersnappers, dagnabbit.
  • I have a somewhat related question. As fewer and fewer parents spank their children, will spanking as kink become rarer in the future? And what are the implications for hot sauce? What about salamanders?
  • The actress-turned-home-schooling mom suggests using just a dab of hot sauce... Nothing says issues like "actress-turned-home-schooling-mom."
  • re: spanking as kink- i doubt the two are related, do you know of anyone who eroticizes time-outs or standing in the corner?
  • How does this work on the kids in the South/Southwest US? Hot Sauce and Salsa pretty much goes on everything anyhow. Mom: Stick out your tongue Johnny, you've been bad. **applies hot sauce punishment** Johnny: Mmmm tangy, but a bit mild. Could I get some chorizo and eggs with that?
  • do you know of anyone who eroticizes time-outs or standing in the corner? Hmmm. I'd like to hear more about these "time-outs." *unzips pants*
  • ...spanking as kink-... This is NSFW.
  • "I prefer my child receive a small amount of pain from my hand of love than to encounter a lot more pain in life," she said. *is disturbed*
  • I had an enormous crush on Welchel as a youth. The idea of spraying hot sauce into her mouth is not exactly new territory for my imagination.
  • Never mind, trac. Just think: the children of these fucksticks will one day get to select their retirement homes.
  • @#$%^&*()!!!!!!! Dammit, bees, could you please include in you NSFW warning that there will be children included!!!!! Christ, I really don't need to see that, it's fucking awful. I will always click on NSFW stuff, I live for it, but not with KIDS!!!!!!! Feeling seriously ill and disgusted and outraged on behalf of all children:(
  • BTW, not mad at you, bees, just mad that shit like that even exists, but please, a little more info next time.
  • I had an enormous crush on Welchel as a youth. The idea of spraying hot sauce into her mouth is not exactly new territory for my imagination. hahahahahahahahahahahaha
  • I was wondering the same thing, pivo. My family gave me Tobasco when I was little. I thought it was nice of them.
  • babywannasofa--did it work?
  • ...a little more info next time... Gah!... that means I'd have to look at it! small joke Seriously, Darshon, with any luck, I don't expect to be posting many more NSFW links.
  • My younger brother always seemed to be dumping the red pepper/Tapatio/Tabasco/Sriracha all over his food. It might have been closer to punishment for him to have to eat a slice of pizza or a quesadilla without any hot sauce at all.