August 21, 2004
Primate shortage could slow medical advances.
"Vervet monkeys were the preferred species, being the subject of 19 per cent of primate experiments, closely followed by the rhesus monkey, used in 18 per cent."
Couldn't they just use this guy?
Now we know what they are going to do with all the people sent to prison due to mandatory sentences.
After all, it IS for the betterment of Mankind, or at least those with health insurance...
Just experiment on all the psycho killers.
Ex-research monkeys having trouble collecting retirement benefits.
That's nice. But it would be nicer if for every yuan they spend on research with rhesus monkeys they spend an equal quantity on the protection of their natural habitats...
...You know, so that in the future they have more rhesus monkeys to experiment on.
</evil pragmatic Zemat>
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