August 19, 2004

Annatomically Correct African Vervet Monkey Costume. Unfortunately, bidding has ended for this item. Here's a meepzorp mirror. NSFW!
posted by homunculus 20 years ago
  • Happy happy joy joy.
  • I don't know what to say.
  • Mother of God! I was wondering where that'd gotten to...I really must learn to be more careful with my things...
  • Oh my, now that would be a scarey holloween costume.
  • Even the most introspective individual is transformed when the Vervet suit is worn. ... ...a stretch limo filled with Germans did offer the Monkey a ride home—as did several women at the party. Dry clean only. Paging Beeswacky: poetry smackdown in thread 4110.
  • Oh my god, I had my grandmother make me a costume just like that when I was 4 years old! It was my favorite! I certainly was the talk of the town that halloween. Trick or treat for sure!
  • a stretch limo filled with Germans drives into a bar . . .
  • The furry ape suit was warmly hirsute and peer pressure kept things retracted. Then the club got to swinging and the poo got to flinging and the monkey's potential was fully extracted.
  • It's time's like this, I love the world and it's playful mascots...but maybe that has something to do with the amount of rum I've consumed...
  • hee hee hee Spackle you da Monkey!
  • *adds voice to general chorus of approval for spackle*
  • Go figure, somebody paid 500+ bucks to have blue balls... I'm here all week folks, tip your waitress and enjoy the veal.
  • I loves me a good limerick. Yay Spackle!
  • Hmm. It's August, time to start planning for Halloween. What do you want to dress up as this year, folks? I'm already making one Skeksis costume.
  • Skeksis, from The Dark Crystal? Cool!
  • Limericks? Oh, you'll be sorry... This monk was the type of sad loner Who lusts from afar but won't phone her Until one fateful night When his timing was right And he eclipsed the moon with his boner.