August 18, 2004

Wow, this black metal is scary stuff!
posted by Wolof 19 years ago
  • White Metal is scary too...
  • the cache
  • Without photos.
  • Not as scary as death metal (NSFW, or, in fact, anyone sane).
  • Does ad-blocking kill music? no....
  • Black Metal? Still? Hhmmmm. Cool site. I just lost the past thirty minutes of my life to it. Thanks, Wolof.
  • And there's also this
  • The theological implications are staggering.
  • Most of the kids I knew that were into death/black metal were nerdy teenagers who liked the kitsch factor of it.
  • I just don't get what would lead a grown man to play dress up in such a way. This is Kiss, revamped. And Kiss was the worst idea in the history of music, except maybe for new country.
  • What about Slim Whitman?
  • You shut your filthy fucking mouth about Slim Whitman. MISter Whitman to you, assface.
  • Doesn't anybody just listen to Ministry or something anymore?
  • One of my 'favorites' used to be GWAR who claim to be alien cannibals that were imprisoned in Anarctica.
  • I liked GWAR a lot...TILL THEY SOLD OUT! I mean, they totally watered down their necrobeastial butt-rape song for the radio.
  • And Kiss was the worst idea in the history of music, except maybe for new country. Blasphemer! You will not escape the KISS army!! Gay Jewish men and tongue-dangling megalomaniacs everywhere will PvvN j00!1! *shouts it out loud, throws 'secret devil sign'*
  • One of them-there (I)inte(a)rweb coincidences, incidentally. Last night was the Family Guy marathon on Fox, and they ran the Kiss episode.
  • Yes, it was a good night to watch Fox!!! Throat is raw from laughing so damn hard!
  • The Special People Olympics will forever be burned into my brain, summed up perfectly by the announcer: "There's a pretty good chance we'll all be going to hell." Oh, and I cannot wait for "American Dad".