December 24, 2003
HAPPY HOLIDAYS, BROTHER AND SISTER MONKEYS!
To All My New Monkey-Friends:
Be Kind! Have Fun! Consume Carefully!
And have a splendid 2004!
YAY! Bananas and Pop-Tarts for every Monkey!!
Oop! Ack!
Ho Ho Ho Hee Hee HA hA Aah AAaah! Aaaaahh! Hoo Hoo Hoo...
/jumping_up_and_down
monkey see monkey do
Oop! Ack!
Ho Ho Ho Hee Hee HA hA Aah AAaah! Aaaaahh! Hoo Hoo Hoo...
/jumping_up_and_down
yes happy ho ho ho's to all!
In the immortal words of Sam the Eagle:
You are all Weirdos.
(wouldn't have it any other way.)
My Traditional Greeting.
And to (Don't Call Me Saint) NickDanger: We're all here because we're not all there...
Ook, I say, ook.
He's big around the middle
And he's broad across the rump
Runnin' ninety miles an hour
Takin' thirty feet a jump
-- "Ole Slewfoot, as sung by Johnny Horton
Have a holly jolly Christmas
And in case you didn't hear
Oh by golly have a holly jolly Christmas this year!
-- "Holly Jolly Christmas" from "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" as sung by Burl Ives
She puts on a thong
As we go along
Walkin' with my weiner in her hand!
--"Walkin' With My Weiner in Her Hand", adapted from "Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland" by middleclasstool
best carol of 2005!
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