December 22, 2003
Most Obvious New Kids Exercise Yet... continued
The old thread seems to have problems loading and that gives me separation anxiety.
Starting with the most recent post: Yes, I expect less discord if nobody gesticulates. posted by ambrosia at 04:52AM UTC on December 22
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Grumpy equpiment spoiling threads? I can understand! Let all the electrons snooze...
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So start a new thread! Things fall apart, etc., especially just after Christmas. (I know that it's early yet, but this warning may prepare you.)
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(take 2): Grumpy equipment spoiling threads? I can understand! Let all the electrons snooze..
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Stripes: not only on zebras exclusively.
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Excessive xeroxing causes lumps under scrotums in virile employees; limit yourself.
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Yearning often underscores reasons some egomaniacs live fortuitously.
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Fortunately, our rhythming takes unusual inhibition to ostracize using several loose yarns.
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Yetis are rarely nimble Sherpas.
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Still, he eats real potent aphrodisiacs, sometimes.
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So over-heating my engine's transmission is manifestly ecological senselessness?
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Sometimes enemies need secret elimination. Later, enemies snore, sneak near, eliminate so silently.
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(Some insider lingo: eradicate nay-sayer through lethal yttrium...)
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You take thy road. I'll use mine.
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Me? I never extrapolate!
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Even x-ray technicians, recently, are pissed off; Latvians ate their eggplants!
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Extra good going, people! Let's act newly transformed subsequently!!
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Surely under Batman's searing ego quivers unformed emotions neatly tended like yeomen?
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Young emu's optical membranes expand naturally.
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Northern Americans, typically underachieving rural alcoholics, like lagers yeasty.
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Young evil assasin, silently tracks you.
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Yews--optimal umbrellas!
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Until my better resources emerge, life looks all sucky. Happy New Year
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Silently, ubiquitous cocky killers yodel. (Happy new year. Remember, tonight is the only night it's legal to dig up corpses and have your way with them.)
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You often did eat less.
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Let's educate stupid shitheads! (and have a SPLENDID 2004, my monkey bros and sisses!)
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Scientists halfheartedly investigate the hysteria epidemic among dyspeptic sexagenarians.
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Some eager "Xanadu" addicts got enraged; Newton arrived really inebriated and never sang.
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Sloths are not gregarious.
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Game's real exercise? Grandiose assholes reason "I'll ostentatiously utter supercalifragilisticexpialidocious." (sorry to be a grandiose asshole...)
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Oooh, you're in such trouble...
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Some unfortunate people endlessly rewrite certain algorithms, loosing intrinsically fallible reasoning among gullible insurgents. Leftist instincts subdue tyrannical improprieties, creating effective xenocidal prevention in all legislative institutions. Democracy ostensibly creeps in offering unilateral sovereignty.
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SPECTACULAR! Our very exciting respondent eludes impossiblity! Great! Nice touch! Yowza! (No, seriously. You had that one prepped from someplace, right?)
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Your offering-- whatta zesty aphorism...
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Ancilliary penises happen only rarely, in strange men.
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Magnificence emboldens nobility. *blushes VERY deeply* (Thank you, forksclovetofu, that
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Not overly bilious, I leaned instinctually towards Yosemite.
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Young otters swim easily, mammals in their element.
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Enlist, landlubbers! Erect marina, exploit new tradewinds!
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Tigger revolts, announces dramatic escape; Walt intercepts nuclear Disney stockpiles!
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Should the offer come, killing pleases I. Let eradication start!
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Slithy toves are rarely toothsome.
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The only option that had significant opportunities misled economists.
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E. Coli or not, overcooked meat is simply tasteless sleaze.
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Sloppy laboratory expertise accomplishes zero evidence.
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Eat vegetarian instead! Don't embarrass non-carcass enjoyment.
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Eliminate needless juggernauts- open your mind- explore new tomorrows!
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To optimize mindless optimism, open really organized Word symbols.
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Sourdough yeast metabolism believably occurs; leave sugar...
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Should ugly girls arrive, run.
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Robbers usually negotiate!
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Nougat-eaters gag on truffles in a tea emporium.
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Emotional men pale or rouge in unpleasant moments.
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Many older males enjoy nice toiletries, sirrah.
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Sadly, inferior RX's rarely alleviate headaches.
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Hedonistic elation and devilish attitudes comprise hellishly evil sins.
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'Sainthood' implies numinous salvation.
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Supraliminal (and lonely), veiled (and tormented), I outlaw nourishing.
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Now our ungulates raise iron seeming horns in noxious guerillism.
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Orm maybe "guerilliasm".
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"guerilliaism" Never mind.
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NOW WHAT?
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Not only useful, reading instills studious habits in nascent gnostics.
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Gracious nudists only strip to inconvenience callous sexists.
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's extraordinary x-thread is still totally smokin'.
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Small man overtly killed in Newark.
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N.A.A.C.P's elite wouldn't admit racist Klansmen.
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Kleptomaniacs loathe any new security measures entailing nosiness. (And three cheers for Cheeky Monkey's save!)
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Neglecting other sources, I now enjoy Shakespeare's soliloquies.
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So often, learning is letting our quixotic, undeveloped ideologies evolve systematically. (Thanks, Dizzy!)
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So, you seem to enjoy making all the idiots cringe and leap like yoyos!
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Yes! Originally, yahoos only surrendered.
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Slipping under rail-road embankments near dead-ends really excites daredevils.
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Slipping under rail-road embankments near dead-ends really excites daredevils.
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(Please EXCUSE the Double Post-- I was In Awe Of Jimmy Stewart's Majesty on TCM.)..
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Dizzy's awe rightly excuses duplication - especially viewing individuals like Stewart.
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So, thou Earthlings, want a real test?
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This entry's (seventyseventh) terrific.
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True - everyone really rallied in forging its continuation.
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Condemnation of naughtily tantalizing intrigues notwithstanding, underwear and titties intrigue our nation.
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Naturally, 'abnormal' titillation is overwhelmingly notorious.
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Nests of tarantulas often routinely invade our underground subways.
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Somewhere under Boston waits a yawning spider.
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Sao Paolo inspires decidedly erotic repasts.
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Returning emigrant peoples are subject to searches.
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Scouring every abbey recovers cheeky heathens enjoying secrecy.
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Surely every convert repents each crime yearly.
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Your eschatological assertions rarely leaven yearning.
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Yes, erotically arousing randy nuns is NOT godly. (Bad monkey.)
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Get Out! Dizzy Loves You!
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Youth often underestimates.
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Unfamiliar new desires eventually render even sweet teenagers into moody animals that exude sexuality.
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Seems even xenophobes usually allow lusty internet talking, yowsah!
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You! Open wide, say ahhh! Happy?
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Hardly ALL pleasure precludes yelling.
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Yeti-eating lemurs love lollygagging in nougaty gnus.
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Glib neophytes underappreciate serendipity.
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Saute endive, reducing extra nodules down into paste; it's too yummy!
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You've unearthed my murderous yearnings.
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You expect a reward? No, I negate generous subsidies.
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Sweet! Usually bankruptcy shatters insolvent debtors, i.e., shareholders.
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Silly hats are rarely evidence; hallucinators often look deranged even resting sedately.
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So exclude derbies and toppers. Embrace lunacy yawningly!
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Yes, all we need is new games, like Yahtzee.
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You always have to zealously encourage etiquette.
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Each time I quit, unpleasant events test the experiment.
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Ex-xylophone player, expecting Rolexes (inter-textual Marxism!), examines Noxcema toxicity.
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The outcome: xylene is chronically irritating to youth.
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Your odd unicorn's two horned. (say it out loud... it makes you feel good.)
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Horny octopi raze Nipon, eat dogs.
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Do octopi gyrate sexually?
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Seldom, except (xenophilically) underwater -- a lusty, liquid yen.
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You enjoyed "Newsies"?
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Not exactly. Whistling, singing, it exalted strikers.
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Star Trekkies read into Klingons extraordinary racial subtexts.
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So, unbelievably, biased trekkers exhibit xenophobic traits still? (nice one goetter)
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Should tribbles infiltrate lunar luncheonettes?
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Look, unless nerds can handle eating "omelette noix et tribble", they emphatically shouldn't.
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(Forky---DANG!) See Here, Old Uncle! Lay Down. Nap. Tranquilize...
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To rest all night quietly, use inhibitory, lethargy-inducing Zoloft elixir.
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Every laxative involving Xylene inevitably retrogresses.
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Researching enteric toxins, recommended occupational guidelines restrict exposure. (Sweet-smelling, erosive solvent.) [my brain hurts, and not from the Goof-Off in my gut]
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Sort of like venting effluvia? Nice touch.
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Transcend opposition: understanding cultivates harmony.
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He's a recognized master on newborn Yezidis.
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Humans are really monkeys only not yellow.
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(whoops)
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Quick Fix: blahblahblah YEZIDIS.
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You earn zero interest daily in Savings.
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Should a very immense nostril gush snot?
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Snot's normally off topic.
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Though "olfactory picky" isn't, correct?
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Clearly - often, retentive reactionism evokes conservative temperaments.
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To evoke, maybe. Pah! Even realtors agree: many emotions nullify terrific skills.
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Some killers implicitly look like saints.
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Saint Andrew: indicted, nefarious, trolling simpleton.
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St. Ignatius: militant priest launched enlightened teaching ordo novus.
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No order venerates unrepentant sinners.
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Since Incarnation, nearly nobody escapes reaching Salvation.
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So avarice, lust, venality attain the interpretation of nobleness?
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Noble or base, lust, envy, nepotism, everthing sells sex.
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Such expressive xerography! this is the 141st comment following the original thread's 258, meaning #400 is next. Treat it carefully...
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Xavier effortlessly redirected overt graphic references about previously harbored yearnings.
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Yea; eager acolytes, repent! Necessarily ignore noxious, graphic sex. (we're developing a bit of a pattern here...)
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So? Endless XXX! good luck...
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Xerces xeroxed 'Xanadu'.
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Xenophobia addled natives attack differences unthinkingly. Cheeky Monkey gets banana-laden prizes for XXX and Supercallifragilisticexpialidocious- well done!
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Until new toys have introductions, nipper-kings in nightgowns glibly languish, yearning.
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Yes, eventually all research nerdishness involves nibbling gynotikolobomassophiles. I think I just poisoned the water here with my discovery of the longwords list.
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Generally, your neologisms obscure the intrinsic Kunstheit of logophiles' offerings by obscuring meritorious attempts-- such sesquipedalian obscenities producing huge, incomprehensibly lengthy extended sentences.
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[didn't proof carefully before posting. please replace "obscuring" with "obstructing"]
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Strange elongated neologisms, though exciting, negate commonplace entries. Stop! (well, not really. keep going. however, is it just me, or is load time getting pretty bad here again? time to start over?)
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Somebody transfer optional page? I could've done: "So tell of Pseudoantidisestablishmentarianism" but I didn't. See, I do have some self-control!
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Players, all go elsewhere.
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Even loopy segues elicit well-heeled eruditions. Really excellent. So that explains the multiple posts of this sort of thing.
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You can check out anytime you like - but you can never leave.
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languish eternally amongst vocabulary excess!
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Excremental xylophone create electric song success!