December 19, 2003
An antidote to all this LOTR mania.
Nothing can make me less of a LOTR maniac!!! NOTHING!!!!!
:)
This is a joke, right?
No it's a joke, there's no one in the world dumb enough to take the time to write those observations.
Gollum was a cheap attempt to cash in on Jar-Jar mania?
Actually that's the best line ever the more I think about it.
Christopher Walken should of played Frodo has to be a joke.
(with apologies in advance to Sullivan...)
Does the phrase 'should of' give anyone else hives? Isn't it 'should have'?
/grammer prig
That is pretty funny.
Liv Tyler's immortal elf volunteers to give up her eternal life for a single romance with a human man. Could any man really be that well endowed? I find it unlikely.
<insert coffee spit onto keyboard joke here>
I remember this guy from The Matrix post on Mefi.
Reason 48: Casting, IV.
Why couldn't Strider have been played by a monkey?
kimberly, why aren't you packing for washington!?
(we're all waiting until you leave, then we're throwing a big, messy party)
Best critique of LotR ever. EVER.
I have to wholeheartedly agree with everything he says. Except for the bit about Vin Diesel playing Bilbo - whoever heard of a bald hobbit?
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I have to wholeheartedly agree with everything he says. Except for the bit about Vin Diesel playing Bilbo - whoever heard of a bald hobbit?"
Yeah but he's got that vaguely ambigously gay vibe that the hobbits emanate in spades. He'd be perfect.
the races that Tolkien has put on the side of evil are then given a rag-bag of non-white characteristics that could have been copied straight from a BNP leaflet. Dark, slant-eyed, swarthy, broad-faced - it's amazing he doesn't go the whole hog and give them a natural sense of rhythm
Liv Tyler's character is seen easily defeating nine strong supernatural beings, even though she is clearly a woman
Well at least Tolkein's not a misogynist.
verrrrrrry funny
...why didn't Gandalf's giant flying bird friend haul them into Mordor?
I actually have to agree with that.
Space Kitty:
Yeah, "should of" gets me too.
grammer prig
grammar prig?
(/spelling prig)
D'OH!
I stopped after #15. This guy is clearly blowing farts. It's like my 10-year-old cousin wrote this tripe. He lost me after this gem:
"Racism: Percentage of protagonists in Fellowship who are white: 100. Meanwhile the black antagonists and their black crow spies and their black glass seeing ball inhabit their black towers and perform black magic. Gosh, I wonder if there's some symbolism there?"
what a dick.
Liv Tyler's character is seen easily defeating nine strong supernatural beings, even though she is clearly a woman.
wtf?
You guys do know it's totally a joke, right?
This is why Tracy is our Queen-in-Chief.
Greatest breakup of incipient pointless bitchslap by Tracicle — "Look, girls, you're both pretty." (No link provided, to protect the cranky.)
Greatest fault of Tracicle — blonde.
*hides under desk, looks for rabbits or possibly beer*
Greatest fault of Tracicle — blonde.
That's fine. If she were a redhead we would hav to burn her at the stake.
By the way, tracicle, is it you?
Zemat, I can't believe you'd post a naked picture of me!
Wolof just got me thinking of rabbit beer, or maybe drunk rabbits, and now I feel fuzzy and happy.
tracicle, I have a box full of them. I'm willing to burn them for a decent amount of cash.
That goes for the rest of the monkeys too.
I'm the monkey paparazzo.
Why couldn't Strider have been played by a monkey?
Why not indeed?
Also, check out Dr. Oxford's take on The Matrix Trilogy.
Ah. I love it when people don't get jokes.
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