July 22, 2004
A British magpie named Thatcher has been banned from his regular Pub
The clever bird enjoyed drinking lager so much he would steal it from patrons - and sometimes attack their kids - and squawk angrily if not given his beer. Yes, this post is both a weird animal story and about beer - subjects very close to my heart.
This link also contains a picture of a guy drinking a pint - be warned - may cause thirstiness
Now they lock the bird in a linen cupboard until the nasty people go away - then they give him treats. Awwww! How ky00t.
Hmm. I quite fancy a pint.
'Tis the syme the 'ole world over,
It's the bird wot gets the blime,
Wiv the tavern keeper shouting,
Peckin' kiddies is a crime!
At last! It's beer o'clock!
O drunky birds,
O drunky drunky,
Replace my beer,
You little cunties*.
It's beer o'clock,
And all is well,
I drank some beer,
And down I fell.
I rose again,
And drank summore,
And here I lie,
Upon the floor.
Whose bar this is I think I know,
His mug is hung in Borstal, so
He will not see me lying here
Among the taps and bottled beer.
This floor is lovely, cold and hard,
But I have Guinesses to drink,
And quarts to down before I'll stink
And quarts to down before I'll stink
*hic* Tweet, you cunt. *hic*
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