July 21, 2004

Join the Army, get free plastic surgery! And, yes, that includes boob jobs.
posted by SideDish 19 years ago
  • Knew a gal (Captain) did face lift, boob job, and lipo a couple years prior to her retirement. I'm not sure I'm completely in favor of this, but the way we've screwed military retirements, can't say as I'd blame her--she was at least able to get a good job afterwards because she looked MUCH younger than her age. *controls self, does not go into age-ism rant
  • I sympathize, but using taxpayer money so someone can get bigger pecs or boobs really pisses me off. We can't fully fund DHS or education in this country, but free knockers all around.
  • Right with you, MCT. EDUCATION or NECESSARY HEALTH CARE-- Don't get me started! *counts to ten to prevent new rant
  • Who needs books when you can have boobs?
  • Mmmmmm Rumsfeld with breasts...Oh yea...
  • *pours whiskey sour, stirs lovingly, smiles and hands it to GramMa*
  • Can they get their CIC amputated?
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  • Maybe the plan is for our soldiers to demoralize the enemy by stripping their surgically enhanced bodies naked, f**king in front of the enemy and making pornos... oh wait, Abu Gharaib's been closed. Must not have worked.
  • Having any sort of substantial tits creates problems when you're trying to do something like dance, leap, bound, cavort, dash, or, you know, run around shooting people. I'm certain male soldiers could make a case for more tits in the military, but I can't imagine why any girl would want to go through training with a D cup.
  • Ohhhh, a whiskey sour. Why not, the sun's over the yardarm. Thanks, MCT! Babywannasofa: Yea, TELL ME ABOUT IT. Try riding a 75 mile endurance ride at an extended trot to understand the full implications of gravity. Any woman who gets a boob job is insane. OTOH, a breast reduction is understandable.
  • Hasn't anyone here played Dead or Alive 3? Big breasts help women win fights. Its true - computer games wouldn't lie to me now, would they?
  • They certainly may be used as a flotation device in the unlikely event of a water landing.
  • BlueHorse: Perhaps they jiggle less when they're made of plastic. They certainly *feel* more solid, in a most disconcerting fashion. *goes back to happily contemplating natural boobs*
  • Bush seems to have had some of his records amputated, no?
  • Word, dng!!
  • I like big tits! But only on women who don't know how to kill me.
  • For breast enlargements, patients must supply their own implants... There's a joke there, but my hungover brain just can't find it.
  • *Implant* her? I don't even ... Nope. That's not it.