July 18, 2004

Blondestar. Always There. Always On. "The following conversation is real. It took place on Tuesday, June 8, 2004, between a BlondeStar advisor and a subscriber." (click on big blue box to listen to 1 min. 14 sec. MP3 file)

I think the OnStar commercials are extremely effective. I am surprised there have not been more parodies. This one, by Elic M. Thomas, was great.

posted by dt118 20 years ago
  • Yeah, it's brilliant. Blonde people are stupid.
  • Ha ha, girls are so dumb! Oh my god, I think just having breasts makes women stupid. That and PERIODS. Boy, chicks are so goddamn lame it nearly makes me unable to watch COPS for six hours in a row. (Yes, I am very tired of blonde jokes and the inherent sexism contained within them. Let us all rise up and smash the state in an effort to create a new government that will outlaw blonde jokes.)
  • Hell, I like a politically incorrect joke as much as anyone, but that's just not very funny.
  • Blonde jokes are so 90's.
  • The savviest girl I've ever met was blonde. Dumb, she wasn't. She was in fact the smartest person I've known. That's why she isn't with me anymore.
  • Well, this blonde thought it was pretty durn funny.
  • I thought this would be an actual recording from onStar, not a parody from some morning zoo DJ.
  • <*snort*> i ♥ nik.
  • I've got a date with a smart, cute blonde this Friday. Umm, yeah ... well, I just wanted to brag, really.
  • Something weird with me is that with one exception, I have only dated blondes, mostly grayish dusty blondes, but every single one of them dyed their hair another color - bright orange, white, black, rich reddish brown. And I never saw their natural haircolor. Not on their head anyway.
  • Quidnunc, you do not have a date. Quit making stuff up.
  • Is her name...Monique?
  • mostly grayish dusty blondes Settle: Just how old are the women you date that are grey and dusty, for pete's sake? I'm 50, (ish) with dark ash blonde hair, and I have some grey hairs on my head, but I just checked and I'm still blonde and certainly not dusty! *blushes Quidnunc: You take that hand puppet back RIGHT NOW, young man!
  • at least we know quidnunc isn't going on a date with a Labrador.
  • Nyaah nyaah nyaah, I have a date! With a real-live smart cute (human) female! La la la! tracicle: no, she's not the girl at the bank. Her name is sarah. *swoons*
  • Good for you. Good idea. Good luck.
  • Say, BlueHorse, wanna go for a drink, catch a movie...?
  • I'm just jealous quidnunc kid, my gf has been half the world away for the last 7 months. Fortunately, there is only 6 weeks to go! :D
  • Mr. Kitfisto: Why, thank you for the invitation. *simpers Unfortunately, I fear I must decline. First of all, I'm not at all certain your intentions are honorable, secondly, I'm unsure of the meaning of your username, and lastly, your location in the UK would leave me to believe there may be a culture gap 'tween us.