December 16, 2003
Everyone in my office is sneezing! So I did a bit of research. Here’s how our Muslim friends handle the issue. Some people sneeze if they look at a strong light _ that’s photic sneezing! When reptiles sneeze, they deposit snalt. And, as you can imagine, a sneeze fetish is indeed
fascinating and unusual.
Ancient Samurai wisdom declared that sneezing would make someone look foolish.
But, that's okay because:
he can lick his lips while keeping his mouth closed
and that stops you needing to sneeze. Works with yawning, too. All helpful, obviously, when you're hiding in the shadows waiting to stab someone in the lungs.
does tom cruise do that in "last samauri"? perhaps because he's the last one he doesn't need to.
A sneezing fetish?
Now I've really seen it all ...
And here some people think "snalt" is "socially necessary abstract labour time." The fools!
*sends a package of snalt to Engelbert Stockhammer*
he can lick his lips while keeping his mouth closed
Wow, that works really well.
you're hiding in the shadows waiting to stab someone in the lungs.
Um, no comment.
*moves on*
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