December 15, 2003
Ever wonder what would happen if Stalin went one on one with Hitler? Yeah? Well, you were wrong.
(how did Hitler tie his shoelaces?...
...with little nazis.)
This is excellent. I just wish I could read Russian.
Cool link.
It took me a while to spot it too, but there's an English translation at the bottom of the page.
It has Skorzeny! All it needs is Molotov, and it'd be perfect.
Please don't push me to register the user name "Bakunin".
Inappropriate usage will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law with expelling from the Party and ten years of hard labor.
Darn Bolsheviks.
This is great!
The author sounds just a touch too credulous of Hitler's flight to Argentina and Skorzeny's magical golem-nature for my taste.
I had expected something a little more along the lines of Dragonball Z, to be honest.
This is great!
Actually, I think it's semi-impoverished. If you had waited 1 hr 18, it would have been six months since the last post on the nail.
Aw, damn. Didn't even think of that.
Why, if Stalin has such a Georgian accent, and Lenin has (I assume) a Bashkir accent, does Hitler speak pure Russian? Odd.
What I think is strange - each poster in this thread is still here (Blaise, me, tracy obviously, Dreadnought, Pez, Wolof and Mickey). Thats a decent survival rate on this here internet.
Also, its my birthday now. Happy (26th) Birthday, me.
In a Hobbit offering of Birthday thanks, everyone should have a banana.
Also, I promise the Monkey Statistics nonsense will be updated within a week (or two).
Also, I'm very very pissed (drunk, for those American Monkeys out there).
Happy birthday to you!! *bakes banana cake*
Oh wait, I didn't notice it was your birthday, dee! Harve a harpi barfdae! (and a beer on me! - on credit! - which I'll make good at some point!) You're as old as I am now!
Haha! Thank you all (both).
And Goodnight.
hpp bdy dng!
*blows tooting horns for dng*
*confetti*
Have a good one, dng!
Happy birthday! Any bits of wisdom? Also, I'm not Pez I'm an impostor or if you prefer an imposter.
Also, I'm not Pez
eh?
Huh?
whut
Are you beside yourself, Pez?
Happy Birthday, DNG!
Happy Taking-over-Pez's-body-or-at-least-Pez's-keyboard Day, faux Pez!
The turn this thread has taken is a little bit unnerving.
As unnerving as a Stalin vs. Hitler comic which seems to be equal parts Doctor Strange and Sgt. Rock?
BearGuy raises an excellent point. With this terrible new knowledge, I shall now make an effort to become as drunk as possible.
*smites Pez with Valhalla Axe, cleaving him into Good Pez and Evil Pez*
*opens beer, watches them battle*
Oh, and a belated happy birthday, dng. Drink lots of fluids.
Cheers, languagehat. I did do, and I am...
(belated) Happy Birthday dng!
*Pezes possibly pezs? realize they have a common enemy in languagehat who did after all just chop them in half. Temporary alliance to make him rue the day is formed.* A Sgt. Rock and Dr. Strange crossover would rule.
Ooh, I love a good rueing. Make him rue, make him rue!
*rues*
*rouges*
*ruse*
sure?
urse.
*returns to secret bunker, formulates new thread-derailment scheme, twists moustache*
So, uh, that Hitler, eh?
Massively obscure trivia: Anybody remember the pre-Pina-Colada song by Rupert Holmes in which he "portrayed" a character named Warren Hitler, and what was it about the song that made it a hit in England, but NOT the U.S.????
I had expected something a little more along the lines of Dragonball Z, to be honest.
Which, I might add, I don't think I would have enjoyed as much as my aforementioned Doctor Strange meets Sgt. Rock amalgam.
And I get to see comments I made over a year ago...but not two years...
*hikes up the threads with renewed vigour*
A year and a half later, and we still don't know the answer. :(
My 26th? God how young I looked then
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