June 25, 2004
Porn for shy male gorilla. A ZOO is planning to show its 'shy' male gorilla explicit tapes of other primates mating to get it to make a move on his female companions.
While I personally question the FPP-worthiness of this link, it seems that part of our mandate is to post all primate related news.
I think it's FPP-worthy for the simple fact that it was posted by, er, "The Onanist!"
;)
(saith THE BONE)
:D
Too bad Prymate had such a short run on Broadway.
For a moment, I thought this was something of a petition: "Monkeyfilter members: Got any hawt monkey pr0n? Send it in! Help a fellow simian!" *shudders*
Touche, Daniel!
this recently worked for a panda.
I don't get. Years later and quite an extensive porn collection and I'm STILL not getting laid...
But you know how to do it, right?
Of course!
Oh, you mean, like, with someone else in the room?
That's kind of weird, dude. Dunno.
I don't know if you've heard of Henry Raddick, but he does wacky product reviews for amazon. Anyway, after reading this thread, this review came to mind:
The First Time by Karl Fleming
Excellent April 28, 2002
Memories of the loss of one's virinity reverberate for a lifetime, and this book celebrates that special rites-of-passage experience. Written with genuine verve it put me in mind of my own initiation, a precociously skilled and attentive 14 year old, at the hands of my governess. Yet it's not always so picturesque, warns Fleming, referring to the example of British computer-programmer "Justin", whose knowledge of sex prior to losing his virginity was solely garnered from pornography. His experience was less an act of love than a grotesque re-enactment which his baffled partner could not have foreseen.
This is a great MonkeyFilter post.
I've often wondered about things like this. For instance, when harvesting elephant sperm, do they show it pictures of other elephants? In this context, pornography begins to seem just plain strange.
So wait, where is the link to download?
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Oh. I'll just go check on p2p then.
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Oh. Ummmm. Oh!
Get down from that tree, shotsy... NOW!!
Fappo!
Dang it, another thread that I have to read with a squeegee in one hand ...
and an umbrella in the other.
Thanks fer nuttin', shotsy
As was previously pointed out, GramMa is DIRTY! god, I love it...
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