June 24, 2004
The compleat "Deep Throat" in ASCII
Java and NSFW. Kind of.
This is like those magic eyes things; I can never see what the hell is going on.
By the way, I'm also a moron in real life.
Any hints as to what I might expect to see in that are appreciated.
*reads title of post*
durr...
*smacks head*
*listens to echo*
It reminds me of watching the scrambled versions of adult channels on cable when I was a kid.
Exactly. "Hey, I saw a wavy sort-of-breast on that nearly-unscrambled soft-core porn station!" Fortunately, my early adolescence was saved by late-night Cinemax (or Skin-emax, if you prefer).
This link is very "Matrix." "I don't even see the code any more. All I see is blonde, brunette, redhead..."
"You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a sailboat."
[/MovieQuoteFilter], because really, what quotes can we come up with from Deep Throat? Wait, don't answer that...
"Mind if I smoke while you're eating?"
/flagpole stares at java window. Leans back in chair, squinting, alternately closing eyes.
Female co-worker approaches, stares at flagpole, then at monitor screen. Instanlty she blushes, hollers 'Oh my... you PIG!' and wacks flagpole on the head. Storms out to Human Resources office.
It's like how Neo sees porn in the Matrix!
Yeah, that was kind of hard to see. I mean, we have the technology! [link goes to the equivalent of HD-ascii movies] [no java, either!]
Is this something to do with the war on tourism?
This streaming ASCII technology will be vital for opening up North Korean porn markets.
The first minute or so is just some guy driving around past a bunch of palm trees. I mean, it's porn! Who needs a plot anyway?
For the nearsighted folks: it's a little easier to see when you remove your glasses. Farsighters and 20/20s can squint (or rent the real thing.)
Someone kill the Internet before it's too late.
war on tourism
Why do you hate our fiefdoms?
This fucking blows. You can't fast forward to the good parts. God did I just say "this fucking blows?"
pyrrthon1, your attitude sucks. Go wash your mouth out with... um... yeah.
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