December 14, 2003
Monkey Kung Fu!
Paulie Zink is a fifth generation master of the art of Ta Sheng Men Kung Fu. He is also teaches a distinctive style of Chinese yoga he calls Taoist Yoga.
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That is at the same time impressive, and very silly looking.
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They can probably kick my ass several times over, but (is it just me?) they look so lame, on the first page, especially, that I might die laughing before they had the chance. I could just hear the blonder guy with the moustache doing an SNL version of the kung fu "kiai." And the other guy had to be saying "don't beat me up, pretty please" in a submissive, monkey pose. The other pages were a bit better, but I can't get the first impression out of my mind.
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1, 2, 3, 4 I declare I should quit drinking and stop annoying fully formed individuals believed by adherents of the early biological theory of preformation to be present in the sperm cell.
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A student of Zink's, Paul Grilley, teaches a very soft style of yoga he calls Yin Yoga.
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they look so lame, on the first page, especially, that I might die laughing before they had the chance. Maybe that's the point: you're laughing so hard you can't defend yourself!
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Zink now teaches Taoist Yoga in Billings, Montana. Apparently he isn't teaching Kung Fu these days.
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And then there's Monkey Yoga.
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Which Shaolin Is Real?
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Monkey Steals the Peach! But would this would work against the Iron Crotch?
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In my mind, the ninja is saying "Teekle, teekle!" while lightly tickling that guy's grundle with two fingers.
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Thats excellent
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I love ninjas with all my body (including my peach).
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Kung Fu Monks Go Modern
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After that "monkey steals the peach" link, man, I'm ever more afraid of ninjas. (While goetter apparently feels the opposite...).
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Kung Fu vs. Yoga
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Master Liao performing Monkey Boxing. He said he was in his early 70's then. Via.