June 18, 2004
Curious George: Are you an innie or an outtie?
HAHA! I am an innie-outie!!
I have no belly-button.
I sprung directly from the forehead of Wolof.
Which must have hurt like a motherfucker.
At least that blackhead's gone.
*wipes pus off mirror, sighs*
It's not mystery why some are outies and others are innies. It's adhesive scar tissue variance.
I'm an innie. And it's very beautiful, too.
Now send me money.
Sooo... PF was born, not with a bang but with a "pf"?
No, with a "PSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH"
Trust Nostril to take all the romance out of it.
*hrrmpff
I'm a way innie. But since I've had two major surgeries and four kids, it's not as pretty as Nostril's. I keep it decently clothed.
And Alnedra, no matter what he says, I'll bet it was more of a "PHHLLUTT"
Pez, you ARE an OUTTIE!
You were outted in that OTHER thread.
I'm a hottie.
I get blue fluff in mine. I can't figure out where the blue fluff comes from, since I don't wear blue clothes. THAT's the mystery.
If I had one, that would be the mystery of mine. As stands, I don't get how blue fluff (all blues, from sky to navy) gets in my ass crack. I wear white undies, or grey, depending on the occasion.
Your ass crack??
Innies? Outies? And...?
Suspect we need at least two more categories -- neitheries and bothies.
I really need to lose weight... I can't tell if I am an innie or an outie. (And access to my ass crack ain't too good either...)
In Project Mayhem we have no navels.
I have an innie that was once a *bothie*, until I had surgery. Which wasn't to make my *bothie* an innie, it just turned out that way.
*feels sorry for chickens for they have no belly buttons*
I have a blue-linted innie. In fact, I've noticed that most of the dust around here has kind of a blue tint to it. That frightens me.
The navels of bees
Are rarer than wombats
Perching in trees.
But, if we did have any,
They'd be
Lint-free
As any blenny
In the deep blue seas.
PF:
We neither NEED or WANT to know these things.
Oranges have navels
As Beeswacky does.
Bees in a bikini
Would give me a buzz.
Oranges are bumpy
And Beeswacky's not
Bees in a bikini
Would really look hot.
Do you wear a lot of blue-coloured clothing, dirigibleman? The page suggests that grey-blue is the most common colour, being an 'average' of different coloured clothing, but "those who habitually wear clothes of a similar colour tend to produce fluff related to that colour." [Note: Scroll down to "Where does navel lint come from?" Oh, and the page contains pictures of balled-up navel lint collected over many years, if you're easily grossed out by that stuff.]
I can honestly say that I've never heard of navel lint collecting before this. It's very, er, unusual.
History of a mystery:
A while ago I posted a comment here. Now it is gone, though it seemed to take -- making a total of 26 comments.
Now tickingclock's has appeared -- but it is new to me and was not here before. It brings a strange new total of 23 comments.
Wot is happening?
*peers suspiciously about*
This phenomenon can only be attributed to anti-comments.
Standard Model Monkeyphysics tells us that each kind of comment has an associated anti-comment with the same mass but opposite charges and spin. When an anti-comment is posted after a comment, both are annihilated and snark energy is released, you fucking putzes.
Then there would be charm anti-comments, but if 'twere them, they'd've surely attacked the pee threads yesterday, methinks.
Then there be strange anti-coomments -- aye, could be strange uns, it could be, Q-kid.
Ah it was that evil prick. He's talking about quantum physics which is what my fpp that disappeared was about. Come to think of it (which I do), the post was about alternate universes, so in fact probably what's happened is that my post disappeared into an alternate universe OR *I* have travelled into an alternate universe where my psot never existed. This turns me on a great deal and gives me a stiffy. Nevertheless I blame YOU, beeswacky.
Holy crap, I just realised that my outie is turning into an innie. I'm disappearing into myself! Help me! Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Bees and Nostril, fellow scientists, I can confidently predict that the excess of snark energy will result in the creation of certain high energy particles - possibly turnons, crapons and morons.
Withoutie doubtie something mightie Strange's been going on, Nostril.
But 'twasn't me, your honesty, wot lured them little dorgs away.
I know I was just looking for someone to blame. Who can I blame?
Would that each woman
might have a gentle outie
tanned, smooth and lint-free.
A verdant hillock
as this gives the wand'ring tongue
a fragrant detour
from that southerly
route toward the cinnamon cleft:
valley, glade in one,
overlooking the
wine-misty headwaters of
the sweetest river.
Me personally?
A furred innie, of little
further interest.
Monkeyfilter: Adhesive scar tissue variance
When I was young and skinny I had an outtie, but now I'm fat and old I have an innie. Lined with fluff, although it's seldom blue.
I have an innie, mostly 'cause it's shy.
Ask Mefi had a great thread on belly button lint that answers all your paranoid questions, people.
I'm an innie, hubby's an innie, but my son is an outie. He had a slight hernia when he was very small that pushed his innie out.
Check my blog for explanations as to the missing comments.
tracicle I also noticed around or during the period of the vanishing that monkeyfilter had 1250 members. Since the count now is 1235, I wonder whether some new monkeys may have been erased after they registered.
I have an innie, which I was afraid would become outie when I was preggers, but it just became flattie then went innie again.
innie. nice one, too. If I had a digital camera, I'd offer a picture. Anyone else want to?
No.
Do any of you blue-lint people live on the east coast of the US? When I lived in NJ, I found that the dust there was very strange - it was like thin, blue cotton fibers. Maybe you just need to dust more often?
And PF, we'd probably need a picture of that ass crack to be able to diagnose the problem.
Me? Very clean innie.
NO, PF. DO NOT POST THAT THING
Path, WHY do you encourage him? You KNOW how he gets.
*wanders in*
*Reads PF's comment*
*Reads path's comment*
*Faints*
Quick, somebody get her some water!
*restrains self from making water*
*would apologize but is too ashamed*
I think Alendra just fainted again.
*surreptitiously tries to escape by crawling under tables and chairs before PF can make water*
Will somebody PLEASE get a leash on PF and walk him before he pees on the carpet again?
I made water once. It was a pain getting the hydrogen and oxygen atoms to stick together though. You need a reeeeealy small applicator for the glue.
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