June 06, 2004
Oops. A 35-ton concrete truck drives over an Ohio bridge marked for six tons. Truck is written off, driver makes monkey of self.
doh!
The internal monologue went something like this:
Sure wish I had time for that second cup of joe this mornin'.
dum dumm dum
Not much traffic today.
doot de doo
Ah, man, look at the time!
I gotta get this load out there or the boss 'll have me in concrete overshoes.
I'll take the Morrow Bridge--cuts off twenny minutes.
OH SHIT
And there's probably a brief moment of "I'm gonna die! I'm really gonna die!" when the bridge and truck starts sinking.
Your old schoolteachers were right: math and science could save your life one day.
Wot was the driver thinking?
Or woz he?
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