June 04, 2004
Ducks quack in regional accents! Fact. And echo in reginal accents too, presumably.
Whether or not they commit homosexual necrophiliac rape in different accents is another matter, though...
What region is this duck from?
monkeyfilter: cockney quack
In a related story, a recent study revealed that city lemmings are much more "show-offy" than rural lemmings when it comes to diving off of cliffs to their inevitable demise.
Said Dr. Dagnut Zipwoody, Professor of All Things Lemmingous: "The LA lemmings are the worst. Those little furry bastards are always doing backflips, half-gainers, and bellowing to the best of their arguably limited ability -- seriously, who do they think they're impressing? Meanwhile, those from North Dakota just sort of shrug and flop over."
In further news, cockney ducks reject French champagne because "It tastes like fackin' pond wa'er, dunnit? And not fackin nice pond water, neither. Twat."
It's the evil ducks you have to watch out for. The ones that escaped the Flood.
/Eddie Izzard
Hey, BBF can quack like a duck.
Sez so on his resume.
'Sounds like the A in father'
when I say
father
it rhymes
with bother
so I call it
an O
of a rather
odd sort...
no wait..
awed sort
now I'm
not
so sure
what's
wot
What about the cows?
while gently squeezing the scrotum of a mallard to provide the plaintive, squawking “Ma!”
I call shenanigans! Ducks don't have scrotums.
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