June 04, 2004
Curious George He's without a job now. He needs to find work "for personal reasons". I was trying to figure out which corporate job George Tenet will take. Haliburton? Bechtel? head of NPR? Contest time. Lets play Tenet-O-Rama. The Monkey who correctly guesses the new job George Tenet will take in the corporate world gets a wonderful tacky thrift store gift of my choosing. Good Luck
I think he'll settle down to a nice professorial gig at an Ivy League school. He'll lead the occasional PhD seminar, maybe write a book or two, but will actually be a Big Name for the school and will help them acquire money from donors.
Professional blackjack player. If he'd gamble his money like he gambled American lives, he'd break the house constantly.
/waits for black helicopters
Snakes Steve Jobs right out of Mike Eisner's Disney gig. Jobs devotes life to getting even.
He'll become a Consulting Producer on "Big Brother", and by next season, he'll star, Trump-style, on a new Reality Show titled "Spooks", in which each week, one of the contestants is exposed by a Robert Novak.
He'll be the next Batman.
wendell: There's already a show called Spooks (and very good it is, too). You'll have to find a different name.
Oh I get it, you meant Tenet's next PLAUSIBLE job. Then I wanna change my answer. He's going to be Head Pool Boy at Club Fed Minimum Security Spa for White Collar Criminals.
Uh....no, shinything, you would be thinking of Martha Stewart. Tenet will get a nice, extremely high-paying job while Martha hangs at Club Fed. Priorities, ya know.
Corporate job? Ha!! Ya gotta be kidding. Why would he want some lamer corporate job when he can put his hand into the taxpayer's pockets. After a short and restful vacation on a tropical isle, he'll quietly slither back. Somehow our boyo will slime his way into a cushy political appointment with no (past) dirty strings attached. Hey, when you know where ALLLLLLL the bodies are buried ....
Mark my words!
*GramMa winks, shakes finger.
On the other hand, he could be invited to join the Boards of Directors at any number of corporations - one possibilty would be CACI. If he got several, he could even make a living.
Board of Directors at Halliburton.
Pimp.
It's obvious he's going to put out an album.
He's going to stay doing what he knows how to do best: running a safe house for foreign spies.
Cameo in the next Cheech n Chong! (Heard it here first.)
I think if they did a remake of Gilligan's Island, he'd make an excellent Skipper.
The new Turkmenbashi.
New Monkeybashi. I mean, he's already a member ...
He will be put in charge of the Beechwood aging of Budweiser beer. Either that, or he'll become the next Ron Jeremy.
For some reason, I'm thinking his destiny is in Vegas...
After all, the whole slogan of "what goes on in Vegas, stays in Vegas" will have intrinsic appeal to him.
He's going to be the best airport security screener on the planet.
He'll replace Gilbert Gottfried in those "Glad Bag" spots, mark my words...
Ambassador to some moderately useless (to us) country.
I could use someone to clean my carpets. They learn how to do that in the CIA right? I mean, piano wire can be kinda messy.
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