December 10, 2003

Fossil Penis Spam Scientists discover world's oldest fossilized penis.

In other news, a revolutionary new pill promises to enlarge it. Spam scientists are still trying to figure out how to send unsolicited emails to dead five millimetre long crustaceans.

posted by f8xmulder at 06:00PM UTC [trackback] (5 comments total)

Colymbosathon ecplecticos, derived from the Greek for "astounding swimmer with large penis."

What are you Scientists giggling about over there?!

posted by Nickdanger at 08:21PM UTC on December 10, 2003

At least it's not Large swimmer with astounding penis.

posted by f8xmulder at 08:40PM UTC on December 10, 2003

Is it too late to change my MoFi username to Colymbosathon ecplecticos?

posted by rocket88 at 09:33PM UTC on December 10, 2003

It depends on whether or not you can swim.

posted by jjray at 02:24AM UTC on December 11, 2003

Ah f8x, such a beautiful post.

I can stop for the day now.

posted by BearGuy at 07:50PM UTC on December 06, 2005

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