May 26, 2004

Spanky the Clown arrested on child pornography charges. There are just... no words. I am beside myself laughing at the headline alone. Just... no words. One would think his choice of clown name would have raised flags.
posted by Captain Psyko 20 years ago
  • At least we now know how he got the name Spanky.
  • Wow...yet another ignominious account of a clown too far gone in hanky-panky.
  • Damn. the better thread got deleted. But my own stayed up. I am conflicted.
  • Ahh, but you have the better name!
  • Best. Title. Evar.
  • *looks anxiously over shoulder for Widow Twanky*
  • "Behind the clown nose, however, this man appears to have been supporting an industry that trades in the exploitation of children." ...that's... just... *gives up. no words.*
  • Heh. I missed that, flashboy. Doesn't anyone else wonder at how stupid these people are, though? I mean, "Hi, I'll give my credit card and details to a site trading in child pornography. How could that go wrong for me?" Still, it's a good thing evil is dumb sometimes...
  • I think there's a special circle of hell reserved for those of us who laughed at that.
  • *Dons sunblock spf 98789234*
  • I've said it before and I'll say it again...All clowns are evil.