May 09, 2004
Jesus H. Curious! Curious George: Can you come up with something funnier and mo'better?
(this one's for you, Nostrildamus, because you made me laugh)
Jesus H. on a pogo stick!
Can't this guy come up with funny not foul?
I've always been partial to Jesus H. Christ and his Mariachi Band.
Thankee.
Sweet Zombie Jesus! It has all the things neccesary for a good exclamation. Almost a little story. For 2000 years they've been eating His flesh. Now it's His turn.
Jesus, if you aren't cheating, you aren't trying hard enough Christ.
Always amused me that "Jesus" is a personal name in Latin-speaking countries, but it's pronounced as "Hey Zeus".
One day many years ago when I was working for a dreadful place that processed credit applications, I received an app from a Herman Christ. It was thrilling to finally learn what the H. in Jesus H. Christ stood for.
And then there's always Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket.
Jesus is coming ... spit or swallow?
Jesus is coming (look busy)
Christ on a bike!
Jesus is coming ... and boy is he PISSED!
i was always fond of "Jesus H. Christ on a rubber crutch!" and if you're feeling particularly colorful, you can add an f-bomb or two to liven it up a little.
ps: the "H" stands for "Harold". as in, "hark, it's Harold!" angels sing..."
"Jesus H. Christ on a pony!" usually makes me giggle.
Straight Dope on the H in Jesus H. Christ.
Caution, you're right about his second name being Harold. You know he was named after his daddy...
"Our father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name..."
ramix: Lap!
Jaysus cross-dressing Christ!
You guys are good*.
What I like is that you can just keep on with it:
Sweet Zombie Jesus Harold and his Mariachi band on a pony with a rubber crutch.
*yer all goin' ta hell anyway.
"Jesus H. Christ in Hell" is usually good for a few gasps.
Jeezy Creezy, anyone? And also, Jesus H. Particular Christ.
There's a variant with Jesus H. somethingican'tremember III, Esq. but it's too long to remember properly. And last but not least, Christ in a sidecar usually gives me the giggiles.
You might not, but I think all these go up or two a notch when you substitute Judas H. Priest for Jesus H. Christ.
First google hit for "Jesus Christ on a bicycle" is something to consider.
If Jesus is coming I plan to be well armed with a nail gun ...
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