April 30, 2004

Rasputin's Trouser Snake on show in a jar in a Russian Sex Museum. You heard it here first, folks. The Russkies are putting the Mad Monk's Member on display, floating, disembodied, as it were, in fluid. The mystery is.. who thought to cut it off.. and why? Warning: this link contains a picture of a big severed uncut willy in a jar of formaldehyde. If you are disturbed by such things, Nostrildramus suggests you do not click. But you will. Oh, you will.

Keywords: Penis, Rasputin, Russian, Insane. Thankyou.

posted by Nostrildamus 20 years ago
  • ...the 30-centimeter preserved penis... That's not a penis, that's a foot!
  • Is it human or does it come from some other mammal? Or is it a constructed thing like those 'mermaids' found in curio shops?
  • Fascinating. Never having seen a penis before without it's owner, I'm lacking a sense of context...is that penis considered large?
  • Santa Cruz ?
  • Yet more questions: woz Rasputin circumsized or not? What woz the common practice in Tzarist Russia?
  • Almost certainly not Beeswacky... Circumcision did not become common practice among gentiles until the early to mid 20th century - most certainly not in Russia - a country notoriously backward historically. The old joke is, even when Russia has the worlds most advanced tech, they somehow manage to be backward. They were in the Soviet days, and they were back when they were the first European power w/ muskets. So, yea. Rasputin would have been uncut.
  • uncut sure, but i hope they yelled timber! when they cut it off
  • tinder!
  • If Rasputin's penis was in the vicinity of Santa Cruz, especially in a tiny town like Davenport (9 miles north of Santa Cruz, population about 500), I never heard about it. And Santa Cruz is one of those places where you eventually get to hear about things like this. :)
  • What's the big deal? I cut my own dick off years ago.
  • So, is that the big secret of a successful marriage Dizzy?
  • To learn how the gullible are conned by Russian flim-flam artists, resulting in the marketing of faked Rasputin's-dongs, see this.
  • Uhhh, let me check with Becky before I answer that.
  • Another pressing question.
  • Now that's a cock punch.
  • Whoah. Rasputin totally had a choad. 'Spect.
  • After a couple of stiff drinks, am now prepared to get political! /from the Department of HowSillyCanWeGet
  • Do you think the formaldehyde bloated it any, or is that its original, flaccid, size? This might sound like I'm being an asshole, but I'm genuinely curious now; you don't come across this situation very often. What happens to the bulk of a penis when you put it in preserving fluid? Someone around here has to have some idea.
  • *paging caution live frogs, Dr. caution live frogs, please come to the Russian dong thread for a preserved penis bulk consultation*
  • *wanders into thread, looks around, bolts*
  • *really really really wishes hadn't been to favourite recipe thread first* *mmmmm, bacon sarnies*
  • oh! i saw this and of course it caused much talk amongst my colleagues here in Le Podde Tropicale (our pod of cubicles, crowned by a tinsel palm tree). anyway, i started googling and look what i found! yes, a song about napolean's wayward penis. hurray!
  • ...well um yeah... I just don't know what to say about that. Ok yes I do... If formaldehyde gives it ...er..."bulk"... would cryogenics make it... oh nevermind. move on to next thred adjusting uncomfortably
  • Should have said "moves on to next thread adjusting uncomfortably" thrashes self soundly with a dictionary
  • Rasputin's implement looks larger than it is due to the difference in refractive index of the formaldehyde preserving solution versus air. Not to diminish his, um, accomplishment or anything.
  • Maybe it's a small woman.
  • IIRC, between one-third and one-half of the penis is hidden away inside the body, ne'er to be seen unless one decides to have a penis enlargement operation. So, depending on how thorough the removal was, Rasputin's pantaloon-snake might have only been average. Or, after looking at the picture again, it could be ever-so-slightly above average, even discounting the funky-looking bit at the top. :) (First comment ever, so please be gentle if I royally screw something up.)
  • So, PeFi, are you into spam or how do you know that much about penis enlargement? /:-/
  • For christ's sake can we have some content here that was not cribbed from diepunyhumans? Who here does *not* read diepunyhumans or hasn't seen this on umpteen other blogs? Is this place just a mirror for Warren's blog? I suggest a new Mofi posting guideline: If you can't find anything worth posting that didn't already appear on diepunyhumans in the last 2 weeks, then don't post anything at all. Please. I know Nostrildamus doesn't credit anyone, but who is he really kidding? Apologies for any offence but it's got beyond a fucking joke and I begin to wonder why anyone would bother reading Monkeyfilter at all if it's just the same old shit...
  • diepunyhumans??? gee, dng, i'd never heard of that site. so i can't complain if material shows up here, via them. maybe i will look at it now. since rasputin has been an intrigueing character for me, since childhood, i was amused by this post. he was reknowned for his exceptional appendage and had a female cult following, in pursuit of his sexual largesse. since the flaccid state, though, is no indication of the size of the erect state, what you see may be what one got. i'd never heard about bonaparte's penis, though...have any reknowned women had their genitalia preserved for history's sake, i wonder. labia in perpuity?
  • gee, dng, i'd never heard of that site. so i can't complain if material shows up here, via them. Sorry, dxlifer, it was a joke. It was kind of my point that we shouldn't complain about posts that have appeared on other sites. I should have been less oblique, I suppose. And I shouldn't have pissed on this thread, either. Sorry, everyone.
  • I don't always agree with the nos, but I like him well enough. /nosefilter
  • Yeah, I want to apologise to Nostrildamus. Sorry. I think this is an excellent post, by the way.
  • I think it's the title on the sidebar that makes it extra special.
  • And I shouldn't have pissed on this thread, either. Well, dng, if this isn't the appropriate thread to piss on, I don't know which one is. :) Although, I've never seen anyone pissing on a penis before (that kind of porn's not my cup-o-noodles).
  • oh? a joke? <;-l i didn't think it quite sounded like your usual pleasureable self, dng...i sorta wondered... so, it seems then, that pissing around within this thread is a most apt activity. now, i'm bothered that i pissed on this fine parade. i shall have to provide a good post and try to restore the flow that was rolling when i stumbled in earlier and, then, went off for the day. /i trust no one got pissed off. /my 'near' eyesight not's so great, dng...i didn't see. not until the second reading did i notice and realise what i had missed. or perhaps those thirty cm were obstructing my vision?*