April 27, 2004

eBay as therapy
Actually I didn’t think my head would fit in the neck hole, but then I figured she got her Texas cheerleader hair through there I could get my head in it.
Man comes to terms with recent divorce by selling ex-wifes wedding gown and wearing it as well.
posted by DrMoxie 20 years ago
  • Don
  • I wonder if the high bidder will pay-up?
  • I can understand that he wants to get rid of it, but this dress has some seriously bad juju, and if I were a bride-to-be, I think I'd want something with a happier story behind it. but I do like the photo with the hairy tattooed arms coming out of the dress.
  • i love the tats.
  • Thanks, DrMoxie! That was priceless.
  • This guy is pretty funny. I see in his reviews (from last year) someone calls him "a jewel of the eBay community". How sweet.
  • Man, that's one hell of a hitcounter, eh forks?
  • Also it's obvious someone has posted a false bid now, hope they get IP-banned of eBay or something really bad like that...
  • What a moronic thing to do. Unless it's the ex-wife.
  • someone posted the auction on metababy.com yesterday, and my guess is that's where the fake inflated bids originated from.
  • He's changed it to pre-approved buyers and it's at $25,000! Dear God, I want this man's selling skill.
  • /hands genial used wedding dress
  • YES! Now to go get me some tats on these python arms and sharpen my photoshopping skill to white-out my face.
  • winning bid was just under $4,000, and he's gonna be, or already was, on the today show hahaha...!
  • I think it's funny that one picture makes it look like the chest plate off an Imperial Storm Trooper. Man, this guy is a riot! Let's invite him to MoFi. *rummages through wife's closet to see if there's anything worth wearing/eBaying... or at least wearing*
  • haha - just make sure to use the "paintbrush face white-out" on the ad the_bone
  • No interesting dresses (my wife moved out recently and took most of her clothes, as one might imagine). However, and I'm being totally serious here, I inexplicably found a clown suit...
  • I will no doubt regret that...
  • the_bone, I just laughed my ass off. Not literally.
  • >set coffee /spew /nose oh man, somebody photoshop a monkeyhead on there - stat! but seriously, sorry about that the_bone, hope everything is coolio either now or soon
  • Oh, my God. That is frigging awesome. I sent a copy of the photo to a friend who immediately photoshopped Richard Ramirez's face onto it. This was a little more flattering. Thanks for the well-wishes, guys.
  • Here's the Richard Ramirez pic...