April 23, 2004

• Thai salad.
• Monkey Wankery.
• Bed. Snoooooze.
• Bill O'Reilly really is a jerk
• Oh shit I should think of something clever to say but no be honest what were you really thinking, oh shit, now I have no idea what I was thinking, oh well I'll turn it into a stream of consciousness thing and maybe that'll be clever, oh but it's not.
• i wish i was billy corgan.
• I'm thinking about that terrible train accident in North Korea.
• that I was ashamed of liking this new Hanson song until I found out it was co-written by Matthew Sweet and now my horror is somewhat mitigated.
• Somebody wrote a song about the cheese being too hot, and the site has "pants" in the title. Pants is a funny word. Also that old Radiohead album liner note: "If you don't ask me out to dinner, I don't eat."
• When should I post my very first comment?
• it doesn't seem like so long since my brother left for iraq but he's still got over 180 days to go before he comes home. (have a counter on my home page - so usually first thing i see when i start the browser is that number...)
• frogs has a brother in iraq, hope he's okay
• Uma Thurman isn't really attractive in a "pretty" or "beautiful" sense, but she's still hot.
• Regnabo, says the prince on the way up, Regno, says the king at the top, Sum sine regno, cries the former king, crushed under the wheel at the bottom. "I will rule," "I rule," "I am without rule." The Carmina Burana and the Wheel of Fortune.
• Reflecting how Compunction is an even less desireable name to stick on a little girl than Providence, Prudence, or Propriety.
• Wondering if I still have time this afternoon to "chunk" the document I was going to "chunk" this morning. Wondering what I meant by "chunk". Wondering why I went out to see the supposed St George's Day events at the Globe and lingered in the Anchor. And now, now I probably haven't got time. Oh chunk...
• I was wondering whether the segment on the radio was an ad or a genuine new report.
• I wonder if Gene's in yet.
• "Shoplifters of the world unite and take over", with a mental image of Morrissey being interrogated.
• i wish i had a girlfriend
• i wonder how long i can delay doing any real work today.
• i wish jccalhoun had a girlfriend.
• Alnedra and fishes... *goes back to play Floats*
• mmmm naked girlfriend
• I wish pete_best was jccalhoun's naked girlfriend and they went fishing together.
• I really *should* have gone to bed last nite. Hello birds. Hello sunrise! (good morning, monkeys.)
• thinking of monkeys in pajamas in a "come as you are RIGHT NOW" middle of the night party.
• Wondering if I'd be banned if I made an obvious "coming in pajamas" joke.
• wait, wha? damn, i forgot what i was thinking.
• I'm sadly still in love...
• What level of "cold" I prefer to drink my beer.
• wishing quidnunc kid was banned not really :)
• Fuck, yesterday was weird. I feel sickish and have no idea why my left elbow is scraped up to all hell.
• is there milk in the fridge?
• This Building Code is the most frustrating thing in the world to read! Who the hech wrote this nonsence and why the heck didn't they make things more clear!
• heck! not hech. you said don't think just post ok.
• I have a LOT of shit to do... but it'll wait for me to sneak a smoke.
• Thinking about Pat Tilllman. CNN just said he was killed in Afghanistan.
• Pub in 45 minutes. Larger or Guinness?
• ... badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom ...
• Just one more week of exams and I will officially be halfway through my 4 year stint at college.
• This coffee is hot. That girl is cute.
• I'm thinking about Lazlo Woodbine, private eye. Some call him Laz.
• Why would any parent name their boy "Jade" ?
• I look goofy on TV...
• Friday!!! Yayayayayay!!!!!! It's finally Friday!!!!
• must check out the onemodelplace.com website....
• I want to ride my bike along the river but I can't find my lock key.
• "Lady Luck is a greedy b*tch with itchy palms and a case of the gimmes, I've got an outtie if she's got an inny, I'll clean her pipes and then sweep her chimney"
• Thinking along the same lines as clf. Trying to get on with Yahoo instant messenger so I can talk to my brother in Saudi. Thinking: Sure is taking a long time to get through. Just got pictures of him and his big gun.:( Not liking what I see, weird to see my brother in combat clothes and carring a gun.
• "Oh I already read that post. Damn."
• The OCD exhibit on M&Ms at the Mills Gallery...and my sudden and inexplicable craving for cheese...
• kriegspeil!
• I smell Rice-A-Roni. No one else is at home right now, which makes it completely inexplicable.
• I want to see Kill Bill 2.
• oh apparently i can delay getting any Real Work done until 11:25. holy shit have i really been fucking around for that long this morning already? fridays are such a waste of a workday... i can't type worth a damn today. both my fingers must be tired. hmm... stream of consciousness posts can get pretty long unless you just go and hit "post comment". i ought to stop now. heck this is a pretty clever FPP. bet it gets lots of comments. maybe longest mofi thread ever, 'cept for the New Kids one. goddamn new kids. they really sucked. ok i'll stop now. promise.
• Huevos rancheros at 12:10. Mmmmmmmmmm...Mexican...
• That I am in desperate need of caffeine.
• Man, I suck at Pandora Tomorrow.
• should i say something or just continue keeping my mouth shut?
• Shit, my CDs really aren't working.
• I need to go to the post office and mail my CD swap cds. I hope the people don't think my music is too mainstream.
• My head itches.
• WTF's this all about. Where's the coffee?
• Am I going to procrastinate any further by reading the whole Internet or am I going to actually do something...
• No.
• I wonder if that Time Travel Guy with his army-time-machine housed in a truck stole the idea from the DeLorean in "Back To The Future? And whatever happened to that guy, anyway? Was he smoked out as a hoax?
• how did he hear about morrissey getting detained, if no one else has heard about it. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/04/22/pnr_terror/
• My stomach hurts.
• I, also, need a girlfriend, have friends in Iraq, LOVED Kill Bill 2, and am wasting time indoors on a beautiful Friday morning.
• Frogs and Darshon, our thoughts are with you and your brothers. Just out of sheer Monkey nosiness: Anybody else got someone you care for in a hot spot?
• kee-honk, kee-honk! Hey, why did I waste this link in a thread?? It's actually got some good stuff, even if it's kinda set for a slightly younger audience.
• i gotta go to school, but it's raining, so i don't want to leave the house
• Goddamn my head hurts fuckin sinuses house offer easement wording rewriting letter out of coffee
• absolutely nothing. aaah, zen. Now to read everyone else's sick minds.
• I need to spend this afternoon actually designing layouts, NOT surfing the damn web and wasting the rest of the day. And also, did I leave the coffee pot on this morning?
• what is up with the front page comments? should I draw some plant life?
• I really don't want to deal with clients today.
• I will do it. Today. No matter what.
• I am leaving for Hawaii tomorrow morning and I haven't even started packing. But my swap cds will be mailed. Oh yes, they will be mailed.
• Mickey, I like your priorities.
• crawfish salad,?? What the f* is crawfish salad?
• mmmm turkey sandwich with mayonnaise
• Will I ever remember my @*%$! password? (Oh - I did!)
• Why in the hell am I so hungry? It's 11:30 and I eat at 1 and I'm ready to chew my fingers off. Of course, that was before I read the words "crawfish salad".
• Why is pete_best asking me this question?
• These pretzels are making me THIRSTY!
• too many fries, but they only have the good ones on friday. bad liquid/solid food ratio.
• WTF?
• am i the only one who hates how the timestamps are displayed in UTC?
• Head hurts, need a nap, gotta finish baking a chocolate cake for the husband who is 35 today, hopefully will get the bathroom cleaned for the party tonight, miss my cat, lovely day outside.
• I can't wait to start sewing.
• Hoping my kids will be kind to me and both lay down for a nap so I can, too.
• Ninety-four dollars. /Elwood
• My lunch was heavy. I wish my work had a naptime.
• I really should put down the laptop and go take a shower. But hey, it's Saturday.
• I'm thinking, "What am I thinking right now?"...
• National Blog Poetry day and what is a bong?
• i wish i had a Q*tip.
• I should stop eating this chocolate.
• Chicago Cubs, fresh mangoes
• wondering if sciurus liked it.
• Isn't there something else I should be doing?
• i have an overdue book, that i can't renew, that i want to finish and i'm doing this???!
• 5 PM I'M GOING HOME! WOO-HOOO! (sad that I'm this excited about it)
• My boss won't call me back. I want to go home too!
• three hours to kill, damn
• Where is Patty McNulty right now?
• Current thoughts: 1) Yay! Iwanttogiveyoubabies got my reference (and it's because my mate had just blogged it, and I was reading it in a different window.) 2) Christ, I'm drunk. Didn't I once say I wasn't going to post whilst drunk any more? That was a long time ago, I think. 3) CD swap lalalalalalala la laaaaa. 4) New UK-based user, kitfisto, that's good. 5) Best thread idea ever. pete_best is by far the best petebest, on this performance. 6) Big Fat Ron is a big fat racist, Big Fat Ron is a big fat racist, la la la la la. All that, at the same time. No wonder I'm rarely coherent.
• i'm burnt out, like oe'rcooked toast
• do i feel like going out tonight? if so, should i call around or should i just wait for someone to call? i wonder if anyone has weed...
• *sigh* Can't win in this damn apartment complex. Neighbors are either cooking truly evil things that smell like hot boiled ass, or something really tasty that I can't hope to duplicate myself.
• Players...milkshake...fries...mmmm...gotta go
• my first truly drunk mofi post, here it is. nothing very interesting to say. i don't live in an apratment, so i can't win or lose in my apartment complex. i cook good things. i like milkshakes, especially ones with mexican chocolate. i need to work on my tolerance. unfortunately for y'all, that probably means drinking more often, and therefore posting drunk more often. j'aime cette fread threat, but, i don't know if it's sustainable without SOME kind of way for posts to consistentnly refer to each other. tant pis.
• Not then, but now, Before moth blaze in candlewick, Know we are live, and live life to the hilt, And tap these keys and plan another monkey trick!
• i was thinking i wish people would stop spamming metababy with goatse pictures.
• Movies. Scooby Doo 2. Again. Drive or risk taking the two mega-excitable bambinilings on the bus?
• Why do I miss all the best threads?
• God I've got to get a move on, shower and get out ... but I'm knackered and will waste (spend?) a bit more time looking at mofi instead ...
• thinking *its a good time to post my first commernt*
• Wondering: What should I make for dinner tonight and can I get away with next to nothing? How musingmelpomene is doing with her new boyfriend? Several things about flashboy. What BlueHorse's house looks like. How often Goetter is in the city versus in the woods. What does Dizzy actually do? Nevermind--looked it up in the old Curious George thread. Now wondering if Dizzy works a lot? Where will the kids and I walk to today? I should really send out some emails. But....no.
• What are you people thinking for?
• Maybe I shouldn't have dumped a steamer in the Wesley Willis thread.
• I'm thinking this is an amusing but very silly thread.
• Jaergermeister. Peanut Butter. Tostinos. Smirnoff. Grocery night you see.
• My eyes itch and a happy, formerly spicy burrito sits in my stomach.
• what is this thread about and what thoughts are among the 126 earlier comments?
• why was i thinking about MonkeyFilter when i wasn't even online?
• why was I thinking about pete_best when I wasn't even on monkeyfilter?
• why was i thinking about ... when i wasn't even on pete_best ... nevermind ...
• All I ever wanted was to be your spine.
• Well, your not my spine...but you are the wind beneath my wings.
• It's nearly one ay em. WHY DON'T I GO TO BED???
• お引越し ... 麻布十番 ... 不動産
• You're moving house, mexican?
• Yup. Can't think about much else, mostly because it's crazy expensive to move in Tokyo. Like $10,000 expensive just to move across town to a new apartment.
• Several things about flashboy. Pondering exactly what things Darshon was thinking about... :-) Also about moving house. Such an enormous bastard hassle. Wondering if my MoFiMusicSwap CDs will get forwarded OK. Wondering what my new postcode is. Wondering if my new room's going to be too small. Can we afford broadband? Is the fact that our landlord's name is Mr Katsch some kind of oblique joke? The fact that our nearest pub is a lesbian bar - good thing or bad thing? And so on.
• mexican's in Tokyo? that's a paradigm shift
• K-Tel records.
• It's past my bedtime.
• I hope I'm not getting that flu.
• I hope I'm not getting that flue.
• Right now I'm thinking that I'm taking a lot of time to think about what I'm thinking right now.
• Not even two hours to go until I get off work!
• Not now, I have a headache.
• I think I'm getting married. My god.
• !!!
• Where are you guys, the damn moon? It's Sunday night here. Also, finally saw American History X, it kicked my ass, and now I want Kool-Aid. Also, I should be wearing my retainers.
• so sweet and so cold
• Tracicle, I went looking for this thread and couldn't find it! !!! to you too! And someone take that Kool-Aid away from moneyjane and give her back her ass.
• sandwich.
• mmm Doritos. San Dimas High School footballl rules!
• I wonder what Bill Moyers is doing NOW!
• I also wonder what the band Jesus Jones is doing Right Here Right Now.
• And what is the National Organization for Women doing NOW?
• And what's going to be in the 47th volume of "Now That's What I Call Music"?
• "Apocalypse Now?" (self-link)
• That page cannot be found.
• I need a stiff drink!
• And a stiff drink needs you! A match made in heaven!
• i need to stop grinding my teeth.
• I need to stop munging my links.
• "munging" comes from the MIT Railroad club. As does "hacking". I need more useless facts.
• I have useless fact in spades. But I can't ever find this thread!
• i need to do some work, starting now. oh, maybe i'll make some coffee instead.
• indian food is hot.
• i'm not going to scratch i'm not going to scratch i'm not going to scratch arghhhh oh gooooood /fleas
• don't think about it. whoops.
• Aaaagh! Got to post!
• you thought about it.
• *slaps jernie* *flees*
• Damn, lost the game again.
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• there's an employment code for billiard parlours?
• *Insert non-sequitur here* *now*
• religiosity. by pennzoil.
• I wasn't getting the flu before. But I think I'm getting it now. Fuck-a-doodle-doo.
• Thank god someone mentioned the game. Now I've got time to think about it.
• pie.
• zinc bubblegum.
• I go away. I come back. This !#^$#@ thread WILL NOT DIE! *smacks computer monitor with hammer Oh,oh.
• *Wonders how Bluehorse can post with a broken monitor. * tries it himse... NO CARRIER
• Now I feel sort of ok again. WTF?
• I feel like getting high. What are the drugs du jour?
• I feel like a new monkey! Send one over immediately! the jokes just keep getting older I recently got a compliment from a Flikr contact that I don't look my age. It takes very careful image management to do that. Which is why I haven't uploaded a pic of me in a MoFi shirt yet. Much photoshopping to be done. Anyway, I'm not going to act my age either. But I'm not going to act my shoe size (too adolescent, even with big feet), my waist side is about the same as my age, and my inseam is the dullest year of my life. I don't need drugs; I'm high on hearing myself type. thank you for reading this gar-bahge that I do not even consider worthy for my own blog
• tank you wendell, that was simply wonderful. And now the lovely Lennon sisters are gonna sing "Play That Funky Music, White Boy". *cue bubbles* with apologies to Robin Williams
• I have just had the best finals week ever. Are finals supposed to be fun?
• No, shandrin, they are not. Please return to your classroom for a minimum of five hours of ritual abuse.
• Oh, and I'm still waiting for Robin Williams to apologize to me for mistaking me for a dead tennis player in 1984. (the story's in my blog somewhre; no self-link today)
• That was a yummy bowl of cereal.
• fig newtons!
• Flog Newtons!!
• I wish this were MeFi where I can flag newtons. Chips Ahoy Vey!
• I'm tired and I'd entirely forgotten this thread, despite the fact that I commented in it. Which freaks me out - I'm 27 and my memory is already shot to bits.
• well duh - it's the emails dude. Didn't you get the memo?
• 'Rockets Fall on Rocket Falls' is a great title.
• urinal cakes.
• *stares at petebest*
• I'll see your urinal cakes and raise you moon pies.
• chip butty.
• half a manwich
• muffin
• some are muffin, some have already muffed.
• The thread comment search pulls up some funky shiat.