December 06, 2003

A new breakthrough for women: the whizzy. Put simply, it allows women to urinate standing up.
  • Okay, that's my gran sorted for Christmas... Anyone got any good ideas for my grandad?
  • Um...I'm not so convinced about how sturdy or easy to aim this would be, and I don't think I would really trust a piece of folded paper for this kind of thing. Why not just a simple tube?
  • Great, that's all I need, TWO people hitting the damn seat.
  • Worse, falling in at night when the "beef" burrito special has it's revenge.
  • Ok, I'll 'fess up. I've actually used these. Not *this* brand, but the same concept. Living in Brazil, 1989, encountered plenty of nasty third-world restrooms. (My personal nastiest ever was not in Brazil, but Ecuador, but that's a different thread.) They were sold in drugstores, right next to the cash register, next to the pocket packs of tissues (another necessity for Brazilian toilets.) They work just fine. Sorry so late to pipe up on this thread; work has been keeping me too busy to surf the web (how dare they?!)
  • I use the pee funnel myself
  • Hmm, that reminds me... *wanders off trail for just a mo*
  • I just pee into my own mouth.
  • I just pee.
  • Does it count if you slightly misspell your name in the snow?
  • The tricky part is printing your name in block letters. Times New Roman 10 point
  • Fish tick, let's see you do it with no hands.
  • *Squats, writes diddly-squat*
  • Pee-diddly in tha houuuuuuuse!
  • Interesting Google translation [slightly NSFW], via MoneyJane's blog. "gives wing to one old dream of the women: to urinar in foot" /wipes shoes
  • "Sometimes we get drunk and piss for distance" "Ahh we piss for accuracy!"
  • "Man... I get a lot of flack for this one. Look, people: I don't REALLY pee in my own mouth. That's just... it's just part of the project you know? It's amazing to me that people can take this thing so seriously. I mean, I got a lot of letters about this, and let me just say right here, right now, and this is for the kids, really: Hey, kids: I know a lot of you look up to me, and a lot of you really dig the Nickdanger 'vibe' or 'scene' or whatever, but listen to me, fo' real, 'yo', It is NEVER, NEVER cool to pee in your own mouth. "
  • In other news, tickets to "Not Nickdanger: A Nickdanger Odyssey Tribute" will go on sale next week. In this incredible one-man show, a man who is not Nickdanger recreates Nickdanger's trample through the past in a four-hour theater event you won't want to miss!
  • For tonight's performance, the part of Nickdanger will be played by Three Day Monk.
  • GET 'CHER POPCORN HERE! RIGHT HERE, GET 'CHER POPCORN
  • I believe more of those signs should be put up.
  • man disgyn i feicwyr, which means fall-off area for cyclists. sweet.
  • Of cyclist and bicycle-seat I sing who first upon the craggy shoulders of the roads in Wales, confronts a warning sign. At once he starts laughing and falls off his bike and into valley tumbles, belike.