April 15, 2004

• Now, all chimps have overt superiority.
• some...uh..preposterous espression regarding ice on rhinos in the yogurt
• you overlooked giant underdeveloped rapid turtles
• Tentatively: Understanding Rousseau takes less emotion, sadly.
• Send another dozen lillies, Yoda.
• You oll dolk alike. [/cold]
• Always look inside krusty envelopes.
• (bleh! sorry....)
• enough noodly verbal exercises... let's oil-paint elephant scrotums!!!!
• Superb creativity roars on towards us, making sense.
• So everyone needs sensible effluvia?
• Erudite foreigners feign lucidity under volcanic island ash
• Violent old luddites cannot avoid new inventive cretins
• Corpulent reactionaries eventually trap innocent new sweeties.
• So...when "emma enchanted" tanks, is emma sunk?
• spineless Urkel never knew.
• Kids, no eels walk!
• 'knowledgements, noddings, everything wonderful! (oook!)
• D'oh
• Wonderful! Apes leading knowledge!
• Knickers, now overcome with Lysol™, emitted dismal, gassy essences.
• Emeril seriously sucks, even now; can't 'e stop?
• Simonists tortured old poprcupines.
• eep! Simonists tortured old porcupines.
• press on, reminscing capuchins, understand pining is not effective survival.
• (reminiscing. My bad.)
• sprawled under rumpled velvet, i vainly accepted love.
• Sussurations underscored romancing voles impromptu veal assembly lessons.
• Let 'em serve saucy sailors; one needs swag!
• skipping? we are GALLED!
• Dammit, people, slow down! My tiny little brain can't keep up!
• Gawd! Attempting lilting limericks evades Darshon!
• Graciously agreed-- longtimers: let enter Darshon
• (oops. all is well that ends...)
• D-men... are... remarkably speed... Hero... out numbered...
• SPEEDY damnit... time to fold i think
• Nimbly, under merry banners, exultant, radiant earthlings danced!
• Dancers are neatly cha-chaing every day...
• This thread will never close, so shall we keep it all in here and refrain from opening a new one every week from now on? :)
• Dipsomaniacs agreeably yielded.
• Yet I exclaimed: Let's drink every drink!
• drunks revel in nifty kudos!
• keep understanding damn operating systems
• so you say, time everlasting manhours sustained
• Such unrelenting sods these apes, it's not easy de-railing.
• Devastating entries - rolling around in lexicography is nomenical gourmandizing.
• Gosh, our undertaking really moves; and now, dears, I zoom into new gyrations.
• God, you really are tense! Insist on new sphygmomanometers. Deal with that!
• (rocket88 ends blogstop exersize with a single blow!)
• Sure. Postapocolyptic Hellenes (yes, Greeks, Modern) offered me a nice, open municipality, encompassing the eastern Red Sea.
• singularly excellent answer.
• all new swingers wear elastic rubbers.
• Ruined umbrellas blustery blasé ennui rainiest springtime. and it's a haiku :)
• Soporific poems restrain irrepressible ne'erdowells. Got to imagine more energy!
• energy never escapes reality's grey yoke
• Yellowback orangutans knackered extraneousness. (Aargh - I had Shower pretty roses in nearby groves. Twitter, ibex! Monkeys enable. AND Exhibiting new erudition, rightfully grasping yellowbacks Haikus make for slow monkey.)
• eleven xeroxes to read and now every onerous sociopath needs exactly seven simulacra.
• So it's Monkeyfilter: Usually late at creative response action.
• A call to impetus? Onward, now.
• Never offend Wendell.
• Wendell, even now, Darshon eagerly loves Labradors.
• Let Alfie back! Release a delicious odor responsible sailors!
• shotsy, Alfie is lame! Odors really smell.
• smacking my elbow leaves lesions.
• lesioned elbows smell inexplicably of nascent salamander
• Sutureself attaches legs at monkey arm. Nearby, Darshon extemporizes Rover. I find myself trying to acronymize my normal sentences in any posting environment, now. It''s like having an extra voice in my head.
• rustcellar overwhelms very excited respondee
• respiration escalates--such powerfully onerous nerves deserve extra elaboration.
• Ever leave a bad old romance, a then irrationally obssessed? No?
• oops should be AND then irrationally obsessed Doesn't change anything though.
• Not obviously.
• Odalisques boiled villains in oil, upsetting several licentious younkers.
• You open up new kaleidoscopes evoking rapturous senses.
• Sweetmuffin evolved new sensory elevation schemes.
• Such crazy harebrained enterprises murder existing senses.
• Svelte Ermintrude nibbled sesame eel shortcake.
• silent hands oversee risky transactions, creating awful kelp emulsions.
• Every monkey uses lozenges! Stop inferring otherwise, nasty scum!
• Evil monkeys unravel little stitches in our neat stories.
• Dammit!!!
• Sorry, Captain! Unhappy monkey.:(
• Music oracles need kicking every year.
• yet each artist resists.
• Rhesus exclaim, "Stop it! Slapping twits sucks!"
• Simians unduly create kickin' sonnets
• aside: so when this happens and noone calls it out, what happens? Erudite foreigners feign lucidity under volcanic island ash posted by Suomynona at 02:58AM UTC on April 15 Violent old luddites cannot avoid new inventive cretins posted by Argh at 03:02AM UTC on April 15 Hmmm???
• SUch omissions need not extinguish the sequence.
• Some Errata Quickly Undermine Evolutionary Numismatic Cantaloupe Egalitarians.
• Every gorilla agrees: leave it to apes. Risk is at nothing, surely.
• Sox underdogs rarely elude loathsome Yankees.
• Yucky animals nuzzling knees evoke enormous squeamishness.
• Somber queens upchucked evil asparagus mash in straining harmony; none expected sweetened swill.
• Siddown, willya? I lack length!
• Length exaggerated. Now girth, that helps!
• Ha! Even length pleases some!
• so one must extend!
• Experienced xenophiles triumphantly enhance naughtiness dispensers!!!
• Dream inspired spears produces excellent noise! Start Englishman running stat! wow. That might be my first sem-coherent sentence (zulu reference)
• Shriek truth at tars!!! (The Brit commander instructed his courier to bring the news to the navy. Is this kosher?)
• Tars approved. Rabbi shrugs. I have never seen a cadre of 'blogstoppers' do a better job at chaining together topically related posts at impressive speed! Bravo! BTW, 100th Post!
• should he really? unless gentiles soften...
• ...Sephardim ossify, fearing the English navigators.
• Now Ashkenazi verify implied gold appropriations to overtake rogue ships.
• Sighted! Heading in! Possibly... submersibles!
• Soviet U-Boats moving. Emergency Reaction Seven initiated! Being launching every ship!
• so hop in poo
• Pour on oxygen!
• observers, xenologists yelp! General enemy nervousness!
• Neutralize exo-skeletal Radicals vying over our unsullied space nooky; encapsulate Spears, Stone!
• Shall the oasis never end.
• Enemy nearing. Danger.
• Don't all naughty graduates enjoy Rabelais?
• reading about bawdy events liberates artful, involving sex.
• seniors examine xenophobia
• "X" eludes nice or particularly helpful or barely intelligent acronyms.
• Actions, contemplated rightly, oppose naive yearnings. Monkeys, spell!
• Speculation produces egregiously large losses.
• Systematic Permanent Elimnation lists, logged.
• Oops Logging opportunites shrink swiftly. Environmentalists shrug.
• Simians have rude underwear, goetter.
• Gussets on every tippler's tighties elicits tittering.
• damn Gussets on every tipplers' tighties entices roues.
• Rough ottomans usurped eastern Shahs.
• Some, horses. Ashcroft; horse's ass.
• another slanderous statement!
• Slander? Truth, always! The evidence: monkey entreaties, not troops!
• The recognition of onerous political strategies.
• suddenly terrified, Rhetoric absconds, taking Eloquence golfing in Edinburgh, Scotland.
• Sophistry can't outlast true linguistic aptitude; never deviate!
• Dizzy erroneously veered into ass. Too easy!
• EEEEEk! Another Sisyphean "Y"!
• yodelayhoo!
• You often delay every lame attempt you have offered, Orkutite!!!
• You orangutan! Don't ever let apes yodel! How obtusely obsessive!
• (wow, a tie. Um, I defer to the kooky coinage.)
• Oh really? Keen usage there involving thematic etymology.
• Equal time, you monkey's! Otherwise, loud orangutans get you!
• Yes! Orangutan utterings!
• Under the trees, eerily raucous, it's not gorillas screaming...
• Screeching chimps! Ranting equally about monkeys, insults nearly grate!
• Gibbons rambunctiously assault terrestrial ecologists.
• eek! can only lonely oncologists generally incite soliloquies to solititude?
• Some of life's ironies truly include the unexpected drunken ex...
• Euphoria! xenophobia...
• Xenophobia enslaves not only puritans; hate offers blight in affection.
• Affection!? Flagrantly false edifice created to inhibit our nastyness!
• Whoops. Guess we can pretend I was being urban or we can spell nastiness with an 'i'. Up to you.
• Nastyness!? A sour taste, yet necessary evil. Spelling? Simplicity.
• Silly Impish Monkey, Please Leave Ice Cream In The Yard.
• ...yielding aromas raspberrily delicious. [please pardon my coinage]
• Delish! Even liquor incorporates cubes. I offer unbound sambas!
• Satan's amassing many beasts against Stephen.
• Stephen told everyone, "Perhaps Hades eventually, nonetheless"
• Netherworldly offensives nearly eclipsed towering Heaven's embattlements, leaving exhausted saints staggering.
• Some times a guy gets excited relaxing in nylon garments.
• Gabardines are restful, men! Enjoy new tasty sensations!
• Stimulation encourage's nasty sensations and titillation. Intense orgasms nurture sleep.
• salacious lines eventually elicit pornography!
• proper orangutan recognition never observes geography. Real ape helpers yawn.
• Yesterday Alan wed Nefertiti.
• Naturally, even forgetful explorers remember that international travel inspires.
• Inspiring? Nefertiti satisfied pharoahs. Inspired Ra exultation, she.
• short (happy) entry.
• Elaine nurtured tender reddish yams.
• yams are most succulent.
• Succulent? Unusual chow can't usurp lean entrees. Now tiramisu...
• ...that's Italian; really a marvellous, indulgent sweet usually.
• Unless someone used a long-life yolk.
• Yeggs! Oh, lumbering kibble! (is it just me, or is the front page recent comments display stuck?)
• Kids in Bible-belt lands-- egotistical!
• Ego grants one the initial start to initiate comprehending life.
• Love it, Fucker! Everyday!
• Eventually, variable redundancies yield derivative annotations: Yawn.
• Yaks are wooly, no?
• Not obviously.
• Oh, but view it! Outbursts undermine sumptuous locks---yes?
• Yaks eat shrubs.
• So hairy... Rub under brisket-- see?
• Seems easy enough.
• Eeew. Not only 'umid, grotesquely hairy!
• Hey, all, I rarely yawn.
• Yikes! A wheezing narcoleptic!
• Not all racecars can outrun large elephants pressured to incite circuses.
• Certainly. In crossing, rocket88 collects uses. See, everyone? Simian!
• (doh. I mean:) Certainly. Is rocket88 collecting uses? See, everyone? Simian!
• So I may incorporate another neologism?
• Naaaah. Every old 'logger or grandma is sooo mugglish.
• (it is so. "Relating to a muggle", op. cit. ad.astra, Binky's online Dickshunary.backoff.org...)
• *abandons all hope of decyphering Dizzy's explanation* Musky underwear gladly gets laundered in soapy hydrolization. (it is so. "Technical process involving water", op.cit. et.cetra, Online Lexicon of Scientific Stuff @ smeg.org)
• Ha! You droll rejects ordered lemon in zippy apple toddys instead of newcastle!
• Never encourage Wendell's conceptual Armageddon scenario total liquidation experience. This continues over here
• Havanas experimental repository expands
• erroneuos xes printed across newly documented salvation
• Suomynona attempts... aw, fuck it...
• haha
• Hey asshole - heffalumps abound!
• Albeit brazen, only underwater nookie delights!
• Dancing elephants, like ingenue greats, have teh songbooks!
• Sodding old nagging gits, babbling, only ordering kiwi slices!
• Silence, loser! It continues everyday, somehow.
• So - onery monkeys enjoy heffalump orthography, wendell?
• We enjoy noodle dinners...especially long linguinis.
• Lovely - indigestion nixes gastric undertakings, inciting nagging ills, stomach-wise.
• Some teetering oligarchies' Machavellian atrocities create havoc - wizend instigators start excercises!
• Expatriate xenophobes crave excitement, revelling cacophonic incidents signify engaged snoggery!
• Seeing no other gamers, generate every reply yourself.
• You're only understanding really, since everyone left flailingly!
• Furthermore, large arrangements interest lichen, I'm not guessing lichen yodel.
• Yarrows or dogwoods eagerly listen.
• Lecherous, indignant Senators talk every nanosecond!
• Not all noncombatant, ocellot, secularists endorse cordial ontological narrative deconstructionism.
• Does every comedian over ninety still try ressurecting unused comic timing instead of non-sequitur "Aristrocrats" lewdness in some marketplaces?
• Melancholic Anna rented kyaks even though previous lendings attracted crazy eighty somethings.
• Sophistic older managers eating tuna & ham, interest no-one gyrating salaciously.
• Say, a lemur advancing curiously is one untethered simian - Lemurs Younited!
• YOUNITED?!? You outdone 'urself, nitwit. I think everything's discombobulated!!!
• Denial is simply concentrated orneriness, man - being ornery begets ungratefulness, lackadasical attention-taking egregious dastardliness!
• Dang, a small trip-up 'as rendered discussion lonely - insular nagging etymologists sigh sorrowfully.
• Sentences only recently revised obtain weight from under-utilized linguistic loons, yo.
• Yikes! Origami!
• Original rules I gayly amend: marriage indeed!
• Iggy never did exclaim "Egads!" dude.
• Down Under, Diaspora Ends
• Egoistic natterers discourse solipsistically.
• So - Original linguistic ingrates parse sentences impishly, sustaining theoretical ignominious challenges, albeit lyrically lynching y'all.
• your alliteration lingers lasciviously
• Lusciously audible, so cleverly inviting - very interesting, or, unbelievably sexy languagehatting - yeah!
• You're eating a hotpot?
• hot orifice that provides organic treats
• unbelievably, I only found out about this game yesterday and boy! am I having fun ;)
• Treacherous rats emote assholishness - then skedaddle!
• Um, that was odd, I posted this after Medusa's "hot orifice that provides organic treats", but it showed up before it . . ??
• skedaddle: Sore knuckles every day and dry dandruff left everywhere...
• each version evokes righteous yearning, which highlights every radiant evolution.
• Ethel veered off left under the influence of novocaine. hi Medusa!
• No other views of lacy underwear taken in our newspapers.
• Nervous election wardens shush people approaching, preparing evasive ratifications--Shh!
• Shirley had halitosis
• Has anyone listened in to other shows in stereo?
• Scooter tells erroneous rumors, echoing obedience.
• Obviously, being evil deserves its evident nastiness, certain elicitations!
• elected liars in court, indictments threaten, a true injustice obviates necessary sanctions.
• Solipsistic adventures negate creative thoughts - it's only noggin' scratchin'!
• Some countries allow true constitutional heresy in nationbuilding.
• Now, a true independent orator never belies underlying insinuation - laudable denouncements invite no grumbling. Hey, there's supposed to be an "r" in that salad!
• oooooooooooooop. Some countries repeatedly allow true constitutional heresy in nationbuilding. *scatches self*
• Natatoriums are true inspirations, our newest backstroke underwater is lovely - do it now, grandpa!
• Grandpa's rapt - annual nude diving pageant appeals.
• Appropriately, Pappa praised elegance, altitude, limberness swimming!
• Swandives were intriguing: meatybits, mammaries imitated noodles, gelatin.
• gracious epicurean ladies appreciate the indulgent niceties
• Need I conclude eventually that it exudes stupidity?
• Seances that unleash paranormal idiots do indescribably tarnish yonderlings.
• Your ornery nature defiles English ramblings - live in new grammatical structures
• such terrific ramblings underlie cultural terrors-- upon re-examination, everyone suffers!
• Supercalifragalisticexpialadociously undermining fine fragments excites rueful sniffers!
• such nefarious introductions-firsttimers fear entering rogue sentences
• Sexual entendres need to entice - nighttime courtship evinces sparks!
• Suddenly, petebest achieves redundant knowledge superfluousness.
• such unkind possibilities efface rational faculties! language undermines optimism unilaterally, striking nerves easily shattered--silence!
• Scatterbrained hairdressers are terrible talkers, even repeating endless discourses -- so I'm listening, eavesdropping, new chatter everywhere!
• now every word changes hands and takes turns evoking rhymes--every variation elongated--you! who hopes each reinteration evolves! feel free to ignore all but the 'evolves'
• Evolving volvox order latin vulvae especially sexy! ignore the wolves? wot?
• Sow everywhere xanthospermous yarrow.
• You're all really righteous, oily, wordsmiths!
• Wendell's options remain: Do something interesting to his stuff.
• you fergot the m
• hey cut him some slack, he's been whachacallingIT all day
• yes, but wendell's options could have included doing something MASSIVELY interesting to his...stuff such tawdry upstart fashions flatter.
• Flatulent louts arrived, touting Tina's elephantine rack.
• (I would've said mildly...) Regularly attempted carnal knowledge.
• kow-towing nymphs only want lesbian experiences, delighting, gyrating erotiques!
• Extremely raunchy overlords take intelligent questions under every subtext. ooooh... he used an X... bad wendell!
• Substandard underwater bathospheres take enigmatic x-rays, tearfully. Ha! I'll see your X and call with an x-ray!
• the erotic arts require fearless, undying love, lovingly yielded.
• Y'know, I'm enticed - lovingly describe erotic delights!
• Delilah entertained light imaginings geared heartily towards sextuplets.
• Seeing extra xenon, the university professor leaped, "Eureka!" they shouted!
• She hasn't ousted underlings - they've eliminated departments!
• Does every petebest adventure require training more extreme ninjas to support?
• surly umpires provide pernicious outcasts royal treatment
• Testimonials regard each apparatus that may enlighten newbies thusly.
• Truly he understands some languages yammering. Have I used 'yammering' before? I don't recall...
• You've always managed mumbliness, even regurgitating iterative nonsense - Geesh! we'll call it even this time, wendell ;)
• Gregarious elephants entertain sleezy hippopotomi.
• hip iconoclasts posture, preening ostentatiously perhaps, or taking over magisterial images
• yeah, I've had some wine, what of it??
• intoxicated Medusa attempts good example, succeeds.
• Starched underwear can change even Eddie's dick's shape.
• Song harmonies are pleasingly evocative.
• Eddie's varying organ creates a titter in vicious enviers.
• Elephantine noodlings vary in elegance, relevance, serendipity
• Spaghettimonsterism enthralls righteous, endless noodles dangling in perpetual Italian table yoga.
• Yeah, our god's awesome!
• always waging envious showdowns over mere earthlings!
• Each algorithm requires triangulation, hence latitude is negated, gravity suspended.
• So unexpected! Some people endlessly nibble ding-dongs every day!
• Devour a yam!
• Your angry mother!
• My other tot had every reason!
• Really erotic asian sex-kittens orgasm nightly!
• shoot, I should have said "now"
• or non-stop!
• naughty imps glow hotly, their lusts yeilding
• d'oh! yIElding
• even better! Your Internet Explorer lover downloaded in Nancy's gyrations
• gorgeous yellow roses are tantalizing, I only notice smells.
• Sensuous melodies elicit longing lovers' stares.
• Somebody took a really easy stroll.
• Servicable theologies require oddities like "Lo!"
• Lounging Orangutans!
• Obscure radio announcers never give us the absolute noontime singalong!
• Summon, intrinsically naked gorilla, a legion of neutral geometers!
• Get every overweight monkey eating truffle encrusted raisin scones!
• such culinary offerings nobody ever shuns!
• Sing hosannas unto n Saraswati!
• oops, take 2 Sing hosannas unto naked Saraswati!
• Sang a round about sex workers and their interests!
• Incorrigible naked tenors enthusiastically raise encores, surprising the soprano...
• She orgasmically pleases random attendants - nude, obviously.
• Oh blind vanity! In oppulence unguessed, sensuality lies yonder.
• You obviously noticed derrierre exposure recently.
• Raw eroticism can engage nubile tricksters' licentiousness, yessirree.
• Yes, even suspect sensuality is rampantly randy, Eros erudite!
• each reader understands delightful innuendoes teasingly expressed.
• Eloquent, x-rated pornograhic essays satisfy surprised editor's daughter.
• Debate audience unconvinced given his tiresome, empty rhetoric
• Read his empty text of recently invalidated crapola.
• Could release a plague of lonely autoeroticism!
• An underdeveloped tautology, onanism elicits response - only the instigator can't identify someone more!
• Must orchestrate regional encephalography
• elephants never curtsy---even preferring handshakes--and laugh over gratuitous ribbings amongst pretentious haughty yellowbellies!
• Yet, even Love Line operators want better earnings. Loud licking is especially sexy.
• *tweeeeee!* Split sentence! On the offensive! 5 yards! Sororities employ Xi youthfully.
• Send electroencephalographs Xerxes yells
• Oh bother, follow petebetter
• Awww yeahh free skate! You're only understanding the heaving, fairly urgent lustful languidness yonder.
• Your opinion now: do enemas rejuvenate?
• Rejuvenating enemas jazz up vitals, eliminate negativity, absorb testudinate energies.
• Enemas neutralize each rising growl, it's everyone's secret!
• Secret enemas cause riotous excitement today!
• The original disclaimer allows yuletide.
• Yelping ukeleles lull every toddler into dreamy ecstacy.
• Eclairs - creamy, sticky, tasty, addictive - chubbify yourselves.
• D'oh that should be ecstasy, sorry
• "Ecstasy!" cried she, talking about certain youths.
• - hey -
• you only understand raunchy serenades evoking lust; valuable efforts satisfy!
• D'oh! You only understand relaxation soaking ecstatically, listlessly variating, endlessly stimulated.
• Dammit! Say, a tickle is sexually fulfulling, yes?
• yodeling enrages sasquatch
• Sense and sensibility quell unctuous actions taken carelessly herein.
• Hey, etymology requires erudition - I'm nonplussed.
• No oranges need peeling...likewise, users should safely espouse directions.
• Dude, I really enjoyed catching those indie original nighttime screenings if you know what I mean . .
• sure, carolyn really enthuses ernestly now in nightly gatherings shows.
• Sweet Heather's orgies were sensational!
• Sometimes evenings need something amazing to illuminate obscure needs and longings.
• Loquacious orangutangs need grammar in new gabbing sessions.
• See? Every single sentence invites ongoing nebulous silliness.
• Silliness is linguistic longing in natural effervescence - suddenly, spontaneously!
• Splendid petebest: our national treasure! And now, even orangutans understand silly linguistic yammerings.
• Yellow apples make magnificent edibles rich in nutrients - grab some!
• *streaking out my edifice*
• Euphemistically, "dongle" is foremost in carpacious elucidation.
• easy laughter ululates clearly in domes and towers inside our nation
• Naturalists are the indignant outspoken nudists.
• Never underestimate didactic instruction so tenderly spoken.
• Sexually speaking, orgasmic karma evens nicely.
• Never ignore crafty Earwax. Listen, yes.
• Yuletide elicits singing.
• Singing inspires needed gregariousness. Indeed, needed garrulousness.
• Gregarious Anne randily ran under layers of undulating sexpots - never even stopping; seriously!
• c'mon back, y'all. Sometimes, everbody really irritates our usually sedate little young'un.
• Yesterday's our unlabeled netherregion, granted - unusually naughty!
• Now again, underground gigolos have the yachts.
• Yet another creation has taken shape...
• Sexy hippopotami approach pachyderms expectantly.
• Excited xenophobes procure electrically charged tasers, and needlessly think lonely yearnings.
• Yon earnest antelopes rear newborns. I'm not guessing surreptitiously.
• Saurian, ugly reptile rips entrails pitilessly. Tyrannosaur is the ideal ogre, unlike sissies like yourselves.
• Ye olde Underhill/Ring saga enervates, lacks vivacity? Enjoy Silmarillion!
• such illustrious literary matters are rarely inspired; literate luddites invoke oldfashioned notions!
• Now outfitted tip-to-toe in our new-spun sackcloth.
• Snazzy and comfortable, kitchen-capable--or theatre-hip.
• hardly impressive phrasing!
• Paralyzed horse rider's ass, swimming in Nutria gravy.
• Good riddance, and verily...yo-mamma!
• You owe me a messa money, asshat.
• and some sugah handed around--tootsweet!
• Tinkle on our troubled souls, Wendell. Elephants everywhere tremble!
• These rattling elephants might be lurking endomorphs.
• Each new dawn of morning ordains revelry! Party hard, sistah.
• So I said, that's a happenstance...
• Have a peach, pretty eunuch. No-one saw this. Around noon, come eagerly.
• Every angry girl eats roasted lamb: Yummy!
• Your undeserved mileage may yoink!
• Yellow, orange, indigo, newly Kodachromed.
• Keep our discussions amiable; constant harangues really objectionable, many experience discomfort.
• Dorkus Igmo said "Crap" once, mostly farting over ripe tomatoes.
• Totally over-shot my alcholic tolerance, occasioning embarrassing Saturnalia
• Sordid antics totally undermine rational, normal appearance, leaving in-laws apoplectic.
• apologies pander or please least; effective communication takes intense concentration.
• Concatenated ordinal numbers create extraordinarily nuanced trapezoids, rehashing a trippy inverse organized nerdgasm.
• Never engage reverse drive gear after stopping mid-freeway.
• Muted indigoes delight - fuscia retreats elegantly even when aesthetics yield.
• yellow ingites elation lasting days.
• Disperse all you suckahs!!
• Sooth, untold clever kangaroos are having sex!!
• Some experience xenophilia!
• Xerxes eventually negated old Philip's horrible initiatives limiting indigenous agriculture.
• Philips'
• A gregarious reconoiterer is central, unless lascivious tousling undercuts recreational elocutions.
• Electric Light Orchestra caused uncontrolled tremors in our nervous systems.
• So you said that EarWax never showers?
• smelly howlers omit washing; earwax really stinks!
• Soap, talc, incense nicities keep scented!
• succulent culinary edibles nibbled throughout entire day.
• Damn - a yam!
• Y'all are mistaken!
• Might I suggest taking a Kangaroos entrails nasaly?
• No, aforementioned suggestion atrociously likes yuckiness.
• Yummy! Uncooked clammy kangaroo innards need especially special sauce.
• Secretly, all unicorns crave erotica.
• epicures relish opportunites to injest carnal appendages.
• Albert's penis piercing even now defines a generation's erotic sensibilities.
• Sense eschews nothingness, sensei is bringing interesting learnings - I'm thinking it's entrancing serendipity
• Since even rogue elephants never deny it, petebest is the yuckiest.
• I have been waiting SO LONG to catch you with an ending word with a "p" in it...
• oooOOo! Whyioughta! Yaknow, underwater creatures - kelp - ingest every silica tenaciously.
• Tentacles emerged nervously as cautiously improvising octopus used squid's legwarmers yesterday.
• Yorkshire, England, sisters taste Easter rats dyed all yellow.
• Yesterday everyone lucky loved enjoying Wendell.
• Yes, eventually lost loves outlast wanderlust.
• arse
• Wendell enjoys naked dancing, even languorous limbo!
• wordplay evolves nefarioiusly during evenings literary languishings.
• d'oh!
• double d'oh!
• *hopes for a triple*
• Lice in my back orifice.
• Oh really? I find it curiously entertaining.
• Excited new tenant exclaims righteously, "This ass is nice! Infiltration nightly? Granted."
• Gyrating, randy actresses needed true erotic designation.
• Decadently erotic, sexually inflaming, genuinely naughty, absolutely titilating, identifies old Nefertiti.
• Yay! thanks EarWax Now Eros, feeling excited, ran towards indicated titillation institutions!
• It never stop titilating if the undulating temptations interest our nether stimulators.
• Suffragists tie imitation mullets under limousines and tell others Reagan sucks!
• Such uncouth commentators know something.
• secrets otherwise muffled eclipse the horror in nasty gossip.
• Genuine original syrup spoons inflate prices!
• Petebest readily initiates coffee expectoration sentences.
• spewing erudite nonsense towards ever nuttier conclusions eases senescence.
• se·nes·cent Pronunciation Key (s-nsnt) adj. Growing old; aging. Right. Gotcha. Scintillatingly erogenous naked engagement, sex creates enjoyable naughtiness, capital evening!
• excessive vamping eventuates naughty intertwined nubile girls.
• Galavanting ingenues recall lewd scenes!
• Science creates exciting new examination stirrup!
• Science tests intelligence - reading ridiculous understandings preeminently!
• Petebest resumes elephantine enunciations, making incredibly nonsensical excuses, needlessly twaddling like yesterday.
• Yet even suomynona translated each ribald discourse as yiddish
• Your imaginary dirty deed is so humumgous! this thread will never die! maybe.
• Hugging unblushing maiden's unexploited mons generates outrageously urgent swellings.
• such words elongate languishing lists I now graciously suppliment.
• Staccato utterances pipe periodically, lest even magnificent elocutors nod totteringly.
• Tremulous orioles titter teasingly, engaging robins in nightly gaieties, lascivious yardbirds.
• You aren't really doing badly; I'd recommend drawing silverbacks.
• Stargazing, indolent lizards, very enlongated, ride branches and chew kiwi sophisticatedly.
• sophisticated orangutans propound heresies in soft tremolo, invoking catechisms about theological education despite laws Yahwistic. I hate y's!!
• Yonder are heaven's women - ingenues singing torchieres, iconoclastic crooners.
• Can responsible owners of noodles ever ruin supper?
• sure! undercooked pasta poo. eat risotto!
• Should underpants post prolifically, even regularly?
• Darn you, birthday girl! Right, I'm stealing our Toyota truck - outrageous!
• Ordinary uniqueness takes real arrogance... guess everyone officially understands soliloquies?
• Sort of like intimate little lectures or queries, usually in empty stage?
• sometimes there's a guy eulogising.
• Even undertakers love oral games, indeed some inspire new greatness.
• Grammatically restricted entertainment as theatre - never ending spelling seasons!
• sweetly embellished arias sung over new snow :)
• So now...oh, what?
• wailing hounds are terrible!
• To everyone Ricky Ricardo is bongo - literally everyone.
• Each venerable entertainment renews your only niceity - edibles!
• Eat! Dude, I blackened lentils especially. Salivating?
• Sickly antennae limp into vomit and transform it needlessly, Goijychyp.
• *tweeeeeee!!!!* What?? Goijychyp??
• Ok, I was stacking the deck... Get over it. Justify your censorship however you please. Now you may resume as if I wrote: Gerald.
• Gerald's esophagus retched, and lay dying.
• Do you instinctively not gibber?
• gilded irridescent beauty blinds enthusiatic ravishers.
• Ravishing a virgin involves subtle harmonies, excellent ruses & slyness.
• Something looks yellow now. Everyone stares, stunned! how did this thread get restarted without me?
• Stand tall under new naked endorphin dioramas.
• didgeridoos in orchestras reveal aural magnificence, and squealing!
• Some quails understand eschatology and listen intently, nervously gawking.
• Gasping audibly, Wendell knew instant, neverending gratification.
• "Good riddance, at that! I've found it cumbersome at times," Ivor openly noted.
• Nibble on this elephant's dick.
• Directions is confusing, kid.
• Kinky in diapers.
• Do I achieve prattling? Everyone's responding supercalifragilisticexpialidociously.
• dammit! you bastard! *inhale* So, under pernicious experience, recall cooly all lingustic incidents finding real aggravation, gathering in little inlets, speech that isn't conferred, except xenophobically, plied inside a long incomprehensible dream, ostensibly created irreverently outside undertaker's sentences, laughing, yearning.
• Some utter prick entered recent challenge and left it for Ralph's advanced genius in linguistically interesting sentence types. I can explain Xerox paper in a less interesting dialogue, or can instantly order us some liquid yellowcake.
• your effort arouses rewarding nods, it's noble gaming!
• fuck it, Pete, that was FAST.
• Gents are Medusa's interesting night guests.
• Now, yellowcake, anyone?
• Get up everyone! Seek the seekers.
• So, everyone except Koko eats raw sushi?
• "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious," uttered said hooligan, impishly.
• Idiot makes post, it's so hard. Let's YELLOWCAKE!
• yellowcake emits languid light over waves crashing against kryptonite earthworks.
• Ellen, a randy tart, has what others revere: kinky sex.
• Egad, a right twee hound wants overly kind suggestions.
• urk... Stealing everyone's xylophones.
• "Xerxes? Yes," laughed Optimus Prime, "he only nearly eagled Starscream!"
• So there are really stupid cretins reading Edward Albee manuscripts?
• Many are now undertaking serious coitus, right in places that stretch.
• Stretch? Thet really elongate the corn hole.
• Sexual tricks rarely ever transform cold hearts.
• or "they". too lazy to preview it, eh, Ralphie?
• Homos only like earfucking.
• ew! aural ramming facilitates unlikely couplings, kinky intercourse & nasty gatherings.
• Great! All the homos, every righteous individual, now go straight.
• Straight to Ames, Iowa: Gender-Hetero Town.
• Damn that itchy trigger finger! Straight RIGHT to Ames, Iowa: Gender-Hetero Town!
• Truly, over with. Next!
• Not exactly X-rated titilation.
• Time in transit liberally agitates testicles, I've occasionally noticed.
• Neighborly orangutans tease impetuous chimpanzees, expecting diversion.
• Didn't I very eloquently read sermons in old Nazareth?
• was too slow (damn!) to pose this question: Does islander's view eschewing raunchy sex include orangutan nooky? So... Nerds at zoos are really easy to humiliate.
• Here under mild illumination, lies introspective Alice, the elf.
• Easy little followup.
• Followups of long lines often wither under pressure.
• Peerless runner, easy swimmer, seemingly unstoppable royal elkhound!
• Even little kisses have our Underpants nearly delerious.
• Deleted emails lend erstwhile receptionists indescretionary office utterances, sensuosness!
• September eleventh now seems unhappy. Our saddened nation experienced soul scars.
• Sarah's cats are really sweet.
• Sweetness with extra empathy, thanks.
• Those hairballs are nice kitties, Sarah.
• sorry about reading actually historicity... here, but I clicked this link (its the am) and 'forgot' what thread I was in, and BOY was I confused for a moment...
• Her island sites told of regal intrigues, citing individual trysts yonder.
• You've only needed deloused ears recently...
• Regardless, each capitulation engenders nicities, two lovers yield.
• Yet inside everything lies danger.
• danger angers nobody gallantly enough rambunctious...
• Really awesome, Medusa, but unfortunately nobody can tell if our users succumb.
• sundry underlings capitulate constantly under my benevolence ;)
• Beguiling entreaties never engender validity, only longing epistles, nothing coming evidently.
• Every verse is doing exactly nothing to limit yammering.
• Yelling amid mindless mumbling, even reading indignantly; nothing gained
• Gibbering aimlessly, I nattered egregious doggerel.
• Does our goofy gibberish ever really end? (Laughs).
• Lest all unbelievers guffaw - have sympathy!
• Shut your mouth, Pete, and truncate hysterical yammering.
• yams always make me eager, rich in nutritious goodness!
• Graciousness offers others dignity, nevermind endless slippery speciousness
• So, peccadillos eradicate consciousness? I only undulate sinfully now Elizabeth's sophistry's sidelined.
• Sultry, I dance everywhere like I never, ever did.
• do it! decadently!
• Does every cat and dog everywhere not think like you?
• Daring elves can aid dreamtime enhancements now - they love you!
• Darn you RTD! Yowza, our Underpants!
• Undertaking new directions, everyone removes pants and nervously tries skirts.
• Savoring kicky, informal rags takes style!
• sir! that's your leg elevating?
• Erection lovers even volunteer a titilation in National Geographic!
• gorgeous epicene orators gaily rant about pornographic harlots illicit celebrations!
• Could erection lovers ever be rational about their infatuation of nooky sticks?
• Silly things invite crass knocking, sister!
• Someday I shall try entertaining ravioli.
• Ravioli ain't very inviting or lust inciting...
• Invited nerds create intriguing things: it's not great . . .
• Get randy everyday at twelve.
• MoFi is seriously responsible for the new virus floating around at work the sad thing is that the last 15 comments out of context are pretty much what has been received MoFi sue for copyright!!!!!!
• I wondered what would ever kill this thread. Wonder no more.
• I mean, Misrftnvfaawtstittl15coocapmwhbrmsfc isn't a word, is it?
• oh for fuck's sake Okay Baby, We need you to emote just a little bit more, okay? Let's see that energy, that lust for power! Okay? Okay! *swigs coffee* Ahhh . . . . okay, Quiet!! New Kids Never Grow Old: M.O.N.K.E.Y. Part VI - Take Sixteen! Action! *clap!* Get randy everyday at twelve. Two wiener-dogs eating lunch very energetically!
• Every nerd, every real geek, every totally incompetent coder asks longingly: laid yet?
• Yesterday evening! Tonight?
• That's our night - it's getting hot tonight! For wendell's sake though, it really should be one sentence. Do it for the wendell.
• Tits out, nads in, get humping tonight!
• "Tonight"?!? Obviously no imagination gets humorous treatment.
• To reach everyone always takes more effort, notwithstanding talent.
• It looks like a giant knob.
• Mr. Best! Cleanup on Aisle Twelve!
• *tweeee!* 15 yards on randomaction! To reach everyone always takes more effort, notwithstanding talent. Take action lads, each notion tingles!
• This insolent nob giant lad evokes sympathy.
• Sssssh, you must ponder a Tribble hurled yonder.
• Yesterday, one noticed damsels, even rascals!
• Retards and scholars can always learn something.
• Such oysters may emit tiny humming inside, new genus.
• Gastropods evolve noobs using sound.
• sycophants only understand natural disasters.
• Die-hard investigation shows a sexy trysting erupted really slowly
• sleek lascivious otters wowed lacksidaisical yokels.
• Your otters kinda entertained local saps.
• singing arias proved successful.
• Sopranos under constant care emote sweetly, singing for undying love.
• Llamas often violently expectorate.
• extra X-acto penknives each carve the only realistic action toys evar!
• evar? that was not your best, pete evar: Extreme Velocity Aardvarks Race!!! ever: Extreme Velocity Elephants Race!!!
• Resourceful alpacas copulate emphatically.
• enthusiastic matings please harridans and tarts increasingly concerned about lovingly lapped yonis
• Your olive's not in, sir.
• Surgeons interested? Rhinoplasty
• Really, Harry, it's nice other people like a shiny tin yardstick.
• evar? that was not your best, pete Hey man, you can't tell us how to spell teh Intarwebs! Your olive's not in, sir. BwHah! Yiddish animal recipes deliciously stimulate; that's including cooked k'nish!
• Know nothing is sacred here.
• Have everything removed emmediately! that one's for peat, I mean pete... Highly energetic rodeos entertain.
• Expect no true entertainment; real theatrical amusement is needed.
• No entertainment eclipses drama except deoxyribonucleicacid.
• Damned nasty attempt...
• Appropriate terse typing exempts monkeys' postulating typing.
• Thus, you prevent increasingly necrose gameplaying.
• gangrene always makes endless playing less amenable, you inhale necrotic gasses.
• Great Adeline! Such stubborn endless sussurations
• stinking up sexy sentences, undertakers rarely allow the intimate organs necessary salvation.
• Screwing a living vegetarian: appealing, though I oppose necrophilia.
• Nonsensical erudition creates relapses - only paedophilic hermaphrodites insist letters imbue authenticity!
• Attribution Underwear, the hip, esoteric, new thermal intimate collection; it's thermoplasticized yohimbe!
• Your only have invisible men's boxers, eh?
• Elephant Heaven.
• Holy elephant afterlife: virtual epiphany nigh.
• nipples invite giggling hilarity.
• Ha! - I laugh, and return it to you.
• Yummy oiled unicorn
• Unbelievable nipples in cool old ripped nightshirt.
• Now I get how the snickering hypocrites imagine real tits.
• tat-tats imagined truly stimulate ;)
• Some tits incite men, usually limp, a tremedous erection
• Erections rarely expect conception; thoughts involve only nooky.
• Needs only ointment: KY.
• Kvalificerad yrkesutbildning.
• *squints, reads again* *takes drugs, reads again* *flushes* Needs only ointment: KY. Kappas yowl!
• You really kill everyone's submissions using total bullshit, idiotic darn nonsense in natterng gibberish.
• Give in! Behold, beautiful elocution rarely invoked since Herzog.
• *waves excitedly to sugarmilktea and his above splendid use of Swedish* Holidaying elephants require zoo or gamepark.
• *waves back to mothninja* Gutsy Alaskan Malamutes energitically pace across rain-filled kettles.
• Kappas enthusiastiaclly take this lightly - english spasms!
• Some posts are sugarmilk silly.
• Some Internet Loonies love yammering.
• Yodel a melody: mountain echoes reverberate into near glissando.
• Gather lost Irishmen, speak softly and never disturb Ostrogoths.
• Or, strongly tackle relevant olfactory genes - only the hem-hawing survives.
• Schizophrenic urges rankle vexed individuals, vivisecting every stimulus.
• Sociopathic ticks invade many underworlds, leaving unsual spaces.
• sniggering parasites are constantly eviscerating somnambulists
• Snakes on motherfucking national airline, monkeys ballistic until late in Summer theatre showing.
• Stinky humid offal was in neighbor's garage.
• Great anagram, Ralphthedog, artistically generated entertainment!
• Entertainment needs thought, especially racy twisted affirmations, indicating noone may ever natter teasingly!
• Trapping Ermines and snaring in Nutria garnered leatherlike yarns.
• You're a real nice swinger!
• Surely we'll intermingle nude guests, even rhapsodizing!
• Regular harmonizing appreciated, please, sugarmilktea; only dally in zithers if not guitaring.
• Really horny adults play sensually on 'dusa's intimate, zany, indoor nude gatherings.
• rats! slow on the trigger finger AGAIN. okay..."guitaring". Who's turn next?
• randy harridans are pursuing sexy octagenarian daddies in zoots, intending nocturnal gropefests.
• fuck a duck that was fast! gatherings... I got nuthin'
• Perhaps we need a batting order. Dibs on cleanup!
• Medusa, I greatly appreciated the feeling of your attempt. *winks* ...guitaring Get up, inbibe tequila and rum in nymphomanic gangbangers!
• Get a nubile groupie, bang a nubile groupie, end raunchy song!
• Stop ogling nubile groupies!
• No!
• Get RalphTheDog out using petebest's invention easily, sugarmilktea!
• Surely! Undeniably, groupies are RalphTheDog's muses, inherently like kindergarten tots expecting attention.
• attention teaches tots enough narcissism to instill overwhelming neuroses
• Never examine under rug: old secrets exist, swept.
• Sex while extremely pregnant: terrific!
• The especially round rump is fantastic innate contraception.
• contraception obviates need to rail against coitus especially provided to initiate other newborns.
• Now every woman's boobs or rectums need screwing.
• Some crazed rabbits engage Wendell in naughty goings-on. Yep, definately April Fools Day
• Generally, orangutans induce naughty gorilla sex - or not.
• Nubile Orthopedic Technicians they're all the rage
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• Simaril offers consultation?! I excitedly thank you.
• Yowza - oral utopia!
• ubiquitous technicians orally pleasure infibulated acrobats.
• Ardent Christians rant of biblical acurracy -- 'tis shit.
• Ship high in transit.
• *
• informative shit, there, cheeseboy.
• Totally rad and not so insanely tubular!
• To understand Byron uninhibited, look at Rochester.
• Real ones can hang, each silcone tit: ever round.
• Ridiculous orgiastic unconscious nattering devine!
• disparate elements venture into new equations
• Elusive quackery unseats actual technical innovations, obscuring natural sciences!
• Someone can't invent equal numbers 'cause equal sucks.
• Slip-ups can kill success.
• Supercilious undertakers carefully chance exhumation, spooky silence!
• Silently, I listen, enraptured: New creepy exhumans!
• Ex-humans' X-rays have underlying messages, after nitpicking scrutiny.
• Some careful reading, Underpants, that introduces new yammerings.
• Serendipitous chance reveals undulating thoughts - intern nightly yearns!
• Shit! Darn you RTD! Yale's a motley mistake - even rhinocerouses investigate new growth, stupid!
• Sorry to upstage Pete's initial draft.
• Doggy regret aside, frolic tenaciously!
• To encourage new action, could I offer useless snark lamely yodelled?
• You'll only do egregiously lame lollygagging el duderino.
• dashing under dragons engages roasting, incineration & negligent opportunities please don't ask me what the HELL that is supposed to mean!
• O, pip-pip! Open rambling takes understanding nicely if that isn't ear soap.
• Snakes on a plane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• played like a narcoleptic eel.
• Even eels love.
• Let other vermin exist.
• Eew, "X" is so tough.
• Tragically, overlords underwent greivous harm.
• however, autocrats remained mendacious.
• Meticulous errant noodlers droned and carped incessantly, overly upsetting some.
• Stay off my Earth.
• Eh - a regular thespian, huh?
• Hell usually handbaskets.
• Happy and naked do babies arrive, safely kept, entirely trusting, satisfied.
• Seething and tortured inbreds survive, falling into evolution's divide.
• Diving in Vaseline is devine ecstacy.
• Every creamy substance tries; Astroglide can yield. Offer not valid in Utah, New Zealand and Ontario. Some restrictions may apply. Use only as directed.
• yuck! intimate emollients lubricate dongs.
• Dusty old noodles gasp, "salves!"
• Sadly, all leftist vixens emit secretions.
• Some esoteric commie rises every time I opine, noticing secretions.
• secret emasculations create reluctant eunuchs, through incapacity only nubbins satisfy.
• So, all this is some freaky yakfest?
• You all know fairly esoteric speech tropes.
• Tentacle regalia opulently positioned, emit soundings!
• Silly old Underpants never delves into new "group speak".
• Sing painfully every anthemic karaoke!
• Knife and razor acupuncturists occasionally kill eggheads.
• Egads - great googlymoogly, has everyone attempted direct stimulation?
• Now, I'm going to have to call bullshit on you there, Mr. Best. "googlymoogly"?????
• Some times I mean...uhh...like...aah....trouble is...oh, nevermind.
• Did you mean to search for: googly moogly Cripes, everybody's a critic Egregious gastrointestinal grunting has evidently attacked - diarrhetic shit!
• One of these days, Raphie boy - bang! Zoom! Now everyone verily expects royalty's mindfulness in negotiating deals.
• Do eat a light snack.
• Snarky notings are certainly kooky!
• Keep offering onanistic knee yarns.
• Yes, and regularly navigate scripture!
• Sometimes, crispy rice in prune tonic uninhibits rectal emissions.
• Ew - masticated ingredients support shit into other netheregions, stupid!
• Great googlymoogly counts, Ralph, brush up on your Zappa. Smelly thong underoos permeate inside dryers.
• Does ridiculing yourself ever really succeed?
• Sucking up can completely enable extreme demagoguery.
• Does every movie about girl-on-girl, uncensored erotica rile you?
• Yes - original, uncensored!
• Underwear needs cleaning each night since odors reappeared, enticing deviants.
• Define each vegetable in a nice, tight sentence.
• Squash: Eaten nightly, this elegant, nutritious treat chastens eggplant.
• Squash: Eaten nightly, this elegant nutrition creates energy.
• eggplants never equal radishes, galanga & yams.
• Yams are most sweet.
• Succotash wins every equanimous tastebud.
• "Totally awesome!" said the enthusiastic butcher. "Ulcerated duodenums!"
• divers under oceans deep explore new universes mysteriously saline.
• SCUBA allows living in near extacy.
• External xylem, thick and chewy, yum!
• ecstasy Emotional caterpillars sing torch-songs and swoon yearningly.
• you're just still pissed off about the whole googlymoogly embroglio.
• Yes, "ecstacy" as Ralph noodled is not good linguistics, y'all.
• Yes, at long last.
• lycanthropes are sexy talkers ;)
• To a lycanthrope keeper, EVERYTHING's really sexy.
• To all listless kids' ears, radio sucks.
• Tentacles are like knives, eviscerating rational sexualities.
• damn damn damn. Should unwanted crap keep spewing?
• or.... Send Ethel's xylophone yonder. (*should never post before finishing morning coffee*) Moderator! What do we do now?
• *goes back to his coffee*
• ...yonder Yes or no doesn't exactly razzmatazz.
• Should unwanted crap keep spewing? Silent poopers enter washrooms intently, nonchalantly grinning.
• *brings in the mop*
• D'oh.
• Well ducks on a box that didn't work. razzmatazz?? Jebus Dorkenhoffer on the fast track! Okay okay, razzmatazz Randomly attracting zany zookeepers makes a tempting zingy zebra.
• zorba eviscerated boring ridiculous ass-lickers.
• After reviewing the instant replay, we have a holding penaly on petebest, es el queso has been called for roughing the kicker AND was offside, and nil has been charged with too many men on the field. The ball will be placed back at the 20 yard line, the cheese will be melted, the best shall be worst, and eveybody gets a job at a thrift shop. Play ball!
• A supercilious saint led ignorant castrati, kicking egregious republican sinners.
• sycophants instill negative notions effacing redemptive salvation.
• Show a little virility and take it out nightly.
• Nymphs in gay headdresses tickled Lara's yoni.
• Yarbles off; numb incision.
• I think we owe Lara first dibs at this one
• Or not.
• *ahem!* Yarbles off; numb incision. Investigative nightengales create interesting scenes in offbeat neighborhoods.
• Drat you, petebest! You have denied the world my masterpiece: Indeed, nil cut ignored scrotum, I? Oh, no. Which, of course could have been followed with: Nuts off! and then by: Out, furry fuckstick! Oh, the pain. Sadly, we return to "neighborhoods"
• *laugh!!* Y'know, I probably should've apologized in advance for that one...
• neuticals efface inherent grief harbored by oranguntans recovering, harmful operations obviate determined spermatazoon. :P
• ooOOOOoooo!! *golf clap*
• Sore puppies experience raw marbles after the attempted zeroing operation's outcome: neuticles.
• (neuticles, they're not just for orangutans anymore!)
• Nimble elves undertake tiresome itineraries collecting Latvian elk scrota.
• Snow crabs, rulers of the Atlantic.
• Acid taken liberally allows new transplendent insights, cuz.
• Calculated: under zero.
• Zoloft erodes romantic output.
• Only unusual talk pulls us together.
• Tomes of gastronomical enjoyment teach her endless recipes.
• Royal egrets court in places everyone sees.
• Seriously, everybody eats shit. I'm in a bad mood today... wanna make something of it?!?
• So, how's it taste?
• Tender and sorta tangy, essentially. I'm so, SO sorry...
• Each shit starts endocrinally, next the intestines act, liquifying lunch yuckily.
• You understand crap, kemosabe, I like you.
• Yellow outlines Uluru.
• Unusually long urethra requires urinalysis.
• Until results indicate negatively, all lusty yearnings should immediately subside.
• Southsea urchins bubble silently; irie dudes emerge.
• Eastern meditation effectively remedies gastrointestinal effluence.
• Eastern fog flows low under edifices, nocturnal creatures enter.
• Eat not the entire rhododendron.
• Resist having odd desires or delicious enticements needing direct redemption, often nymphomanical.
• Now you may praise her onanism, many are new initiates chattering a little.
• better buy a vowel...
• Love is to test life's extremes.
• Extreme xenophobia takes relentless effort making everyone sorry.
• Serendipitous occurrences reveal romantic yammerings.
• You always meet mad, eccentric recluses in New Guinea spas.
• Sequoia pines amass sap.
• Slowly approaching pi.
• Perhaps I?
• Ithyphallic.
• ingenious theologians harbor your prayers, heaven answers lyrically lauding incandescent choruses.
• Can horses or rats use stained English spats?
• savvy podiatrists advocate thong sandals.
• Simian androgyns never dress accordingly, little sister.
• Savvy ambisexuals never deny a legitimate screw.
• ... Sister Sophomoric idiots secretly tease, exasperating rumormongering.
• Really, unless mentioned otherwise, responses most often never get elevated: random insights not gleaned. how did that chimp sneak in there...
• Good lord, eselqueso again needs expedited ditties.
• Drinking in the toilet is extremely sickening.
• Sewage ingested can keep entire neighborhoods insomniac, nauseous, gassy.
• Got a sex slave yesterday.
• your envious situation trumps even ralph's daily auction yields.
• Yearning, intensely earnest lieges deliver sarcophagi.
• Since arresting radical cleric, occupation police handling a growing intifada
• Indignant natives trumpet ideologues, flailing American democratic ambitions.
• A more benevolent intent takes inertia on nobler searches.
• Spaceships envisioned above regularly conceal hidden earthly singularities.
• Space - it's not godlike until learned astronomers reveal it's timeless in every sense.
• Stars emanate nightly, stimulating emotion.
• Especially moronic oligarchs trade influence, otherwise nothing.
• Now a tiny hole is needing grease.
• Gregarious ramblings essentially attempting social exhibitionism.
• Entirely xenophobic, hateful instigators bribe influencial tribesmen in ordinary non-descript industrial scenes, man.
• Economically, Xenon Hexafloride isn't bad; its tetramer is only needed in symmetrical molecules.
• Poop.
• Molecules are necessary.
• new energy creates endless sentences stating any random yakking. ?
• yakking. Judges? *Bing!* You're aware kangaroo kettledrums invite noisy gatherings?
• Great altercations take heavy exertions- rousing insults, nasty gestures, shouting.
• Say hey - our university takes initiative, negating gangbanging!
• Give a nerd gratification by announcing nerdiness glamorizes individuals' natural grandiloquence.
• Gregarious rapscallions are neither direct, inelegant, lethargic or queer - understandably extreme notables create empathy.
• Eww! Mom, petebest ate this huge yak-turd!
• You'll undoubtedly kibbitz, thinking unusual recipes derive!
• dangit - "You'll always kibbitz, thinking unusual recipes derive!"
• Deranged elephants run into vans enthusiastically.
• euthanasia never takes hired undertakers, such interments are simple to initiate, corpses are loaded lying yonder.
• You ornery nag, driving everyone rabid.
• right after biting I decompose!
• Deliciously evil causes offer many possible opportunties... such evil!
• Every valentine implies lust.
• Licking underbellies satisfies tastes.
• This April Sunday; this Easter sunrise.
• Sundry unhappiness, noone recognizes it's soul-sucking even.
• evil veils every nuance.
• Naked under a naked coed, even.
• Even virgins experience nirvana.
• nudity is rarely virtual after naturists arrive.
• Assuming resplendent revelry, I visited earlier.
• Eagerly anticipated, real lushes incite enthusiastic ribaldry.
• Rhythmic intensity becomes a lusty decadence, really - Yahoo!
• You're always hurling orangutan offals.
• You all have outdoor orgies?
• or that. offals...
• oh fie for all laughing's sake!
• Singing about karaoke entertains!
• Every Nebraskan teen evades really trite allegorical issues; no stragglers!
• Say, those allegorical gyrating gymnasts leave everything really sociological!
• Shouldn't our comments include obvious linkage of gist into comments appearing lastly?
• Language and sentences then linger, yokel!
• Yokels often know exciting legends.
• Lore's every grand epic needs dirty soliloquies.
• Significant others linger in libraries, overseeing literary outings, quests, usually in erotica sections.
• singing eunuchs croon tuneless interludes or naughty selections.
• Sing Elysian lays, ephemeral chants! Thee I only nightly serenade.
• Seasonings enhance red edamame, now a delicious eggroll!
• Enormous gay gorilla regretted out little liaison.
• *our*
• Laugh if an irepressable scholar ostracizes newbies!
• Now EarWax will be impaling every simian!
• Saying "I, Monkey" is aptly nominative.
• Nonsense, our monkey inventiveness narrows allegory, teasing intently varying episodes!
• Even petebest is sensitive of demonstrating erotic stripteases.
• Say, this rhetoric incites parsimonious tattling, each alliterative sentence eases senility.
• Short entry next: I leave it to you.
• young orangutans undulate.
• Unless next designates uncanny linguistic atrocity, tarry exit!
• Exceptionally xylophagous insect: termite.
• Trite euphemisms replace maudlin images that enervate.
• Encoded notions each rouse veritable acolytes that elucidate.
• Everyone: let's use comments involving decipherable, actual talk, eh?
• Everyone hears.
• Hear everyone attack Ralph's suggestion.
• Straight up giggity giggty, everyone's swingin' the intractable obsequious nuances!
• Notes unintelligible are not creative, eloquent sentences.
• See 'ere, now, then! Every nincompoop can easily scribble!
• Scribes concur, righteous indignation begets babbling - learn eloquence!
• Ejaculating lengthy, obscure quips... until earnest northerners complained egregiously.
• Emphatic greetings regale, entertain guests in online's unusual, strange language yammerings.
• You always make my erudite responses into nasty gratuitous slander.
• Seems ludicrous, as nobody detects erudite responses.
• Ralph, everyone speaks perfectly online; nobody slings erroneous sentences.
• Shit - each nonsensical tirade, each noodling cacophonic elucidation singes!
• Sexy internet nymphs guarantee elongated schlongs.
• Suppose choristers had loopy oblongatas neatly generating sounds!
• Sometimes our underwear needs de-staining.
• Scrub the alloyed intimates nightly, intensifying near grime.
• Good rinsing is moderately effective.
• Effluent farts find each cranny, that's its vexing enigma.
• Even nightshirts incur grime, mon ami.
• Ambien mitigates insomnia.
• Insidious nighttime seances originally made notorious ingenues avatars.
• A vivacious amatory tryst always requires sleep.
• Sucralose lets evil enzymes perpetuate.
• Petebest- everyone realizes posting ephemeral tripe usually allows tittilating entertainment.
• Each nonsensical tut-tutting engenders radical terribleness, an instigating, nutty message even noisily terrifying!
• Though every random rant is funny, yours is notably gelastic.
• Get erect, lick a slick tit, intercourse commences.
• Cut out meaningless messages, endless nonsense can erode sanity.
• 'Struth! Achieving new intercourse takes yearning.
• Your erogenous aura, red nipples invite nibbling gleefully!
• Good lord, each'n every freakin' utterance leaves less yet.
• Yet everyone tries.
• tired randy innkeepers evaucate snakes!
• Sorry, not all keep entries spiffy.
• Serial posts include frequent fluff, y'know?
• yes, keep nurturing outrageous words!
• With ostensible repugnancy - dismal sentences!
• Say, everyone needs to enjoy, not cause excessive strife.
• Singularity tinfoil-hatters regularly imagine fatalistic emergences.
• Eating MacDonalds everyday, Ronald gets egregious nugget-infused cholesterol effectively satiated.
• "Sayonara assholes!", then I'm abandoning the engineer's dinner.
• dude I never negotiate engineered repasts!
• Rancid eggs poached at sunrise taste succulent!
• Served up cold, cooked until limp, entirely new taste!
• Tacky advertisers sell "tonic elixirs."
• Try antacide, sugarmilktea. Tums, especially.
• Try antacids, sugarmilktea. Tums, especially.
• Heh, beat you to the punch with my sure-fire tonic elixir... interesting to note that the acronym for your nick is TUM ;)
• Early, layered internal X-rays indicate regular systems.
• Sofa yokels sneak treats effectively... more saltines?
• Say, a little tenderness is necessary, eh sweetheart?
• Shall we escape earth, tour heaven, exciting and refreshing tumble?
• Tenaciously understanding my blathering, leaders enroll!
• Eregious nitpicking refines overtly lazy language.
• Egregious, *doh*
• I beat myself to the punch, as well. And tasty punch it was.
• Let all noobs gauge us as genial eccentrics.
• Earth creation concept: Elephant 'nads tigers ripped into circular shreds.
• Stellar hedonism requires erotic discipline, stallions!
• Supple teats attract leaching legions insisting on nipple suckings.
• Stupidity usually causes knifings in nearby ghetto settings.
• Seven eat tacos, ten ingest nachos, get sick.
• Suddenly, I crave Kaopectate.
• Kooky apes ogle people, expecting crackers that are tasty eats!
• Eat apples, they're sour!
• Sour only until ripe.
• Regardless, I'm pissed, everybody!
• Each vernal equinox reveal your breasts or danglies, youngsters.
• Yesterday, our unclothed neighbor got so turgid, everyone ran screaming.
• So, consider religion and monkeys -- I KNOW GOD!
• Guarantees of democracy?
• Dieties everywhere mention our cowed respect and corrupted yiddish.
• Yahweh is discussed differently in Sephardic Hebrew.
• His early biographers recorded every wonder.
• Witness overactive neophytes discussing etymologies relentlessly!
• Rabbits eating lettuce emit ninety turds, leaving everywhere soiled stains lovingly yarned.
• Yelling arrogantly, renegade neighbors eventually dispersed.
• Divine intervention saves people, exorcising revenant souls exuberating debauchery.
• Determined ensigns boost authority, unless captains have exorcised romping yeomen.
• yodeling eunuchs often memorize effete nocturnes
• No one can tell us real nachos exclude salsa.
• Seriously, any large sore appalls.
• Advertising planetary positions at long last, Sputnik!
• Silly petebest, understand that neighbors initiate Kulturkampf.
• Keeping up long throbbing urinary ridges, Kotex achieved "multiple prophylactic fandango!"
• Fifteen athletic nuns danced atop native garden obelisks.
• Obese Brothers eagerly licked in-between sixteen kinky Saxons.
• Seventeen apish xeons obliterate North Sexton.
• salivating epicene xylophonists take oral narcotics.
• Nordic Admirals reconnoiter confidently over the icy coastal shorelines.
• question- as this thread approaches 1000 posts, might it be time for a new one? it does take a while to load....
• answer: yes
• shouldn't happy otters remain elusive, living in nature ever sanctified?
• Such a nasty cat 'til I fed it every day.
• Do aardvarks yawn?
• Yes, and warble northwardly.
• New operatics ring to Heaven, where animals really do lovingly yodel.
• Young octopi do efficiently lactate.
• Licensed acupuncturists can tease and titillate endorphins.
• Eighteen needles dulled our raging priaptic heat in nine seconds.
• Severe ear candling often necessitates diseased stirrups.
• STOP! This is rucked! Resume under part SE7EN.
• Okay, but should I include a cover letter? Will I be contacted for an interview? Does spelling count?
• Grand way to close out the thread EarWax (and quite appropriate too)!