April 10, 2004

Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!
posted by Weezel 20 years ago
  • Badger!
  • Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers.
  • seen it a million times. Old old old. Please give us something new. okthanksbye.
  • This is new. It is also absolutely and totally unsafe for work.
  • Wolof, I have no words for that link. Um. Yeah.
  • Snake. Snake. Oh, it's a snake.
  • Wow Wolof. That used to be the only word that came close to offending me, and it lost all of it's meaning after one chorus. Thanks for curing me!
  • dood that so 2003!!
  • Come on Nostrildamus, old to you is new to me. Let's not bicker and argue about these things.
  • Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers After I finish my jumping jacks, I'm going off to have a cry and a nice mushroom or two.
  • No need to cry, you are a fractal badger, not a stinkin' one. We like badgers that are made up of geometric patterns that are repeated at ever smaller scales to produce irregular shapes and surfaces that cannot be represented by classical geometry. Here have a ). And Wolof, That was hilarious.
  • Damn. I can't figure out that hangman puzzle at the end.
  • Thank you, sciurus. And many thanks to Wolof.
  • warning: once you see the badger, you will NEVER get that song out of your head. NEVER. (halfway through return of the king my wife starts giggling madly. she finally told me that every time aragorn came on screen, she kept picturing the badgers...)
  • Thank you, Agent X9. I searched MoFi and Mefi, so I thought it might be new to a few people. Old or not, it's still great.
  • This will help you get the badger song out of your head. Thank me later.
  • Sorry, dude - not overtly pissing on anybody's chips here, but when you say you searched MoFi and MeFi, did not the fact that this was posted on MeFi on 17th December last year (most recent posting only) and MoFi on 19th December last year (as Wolof pointed out) make you, like, think twice? That's searching for the word "badger", by the way. I mean, by and large I don't give a flying fark about double-posts, but make a frigging effort already... I know, I know, 'pass by on the other side'. Sorry. Just got the badger-anger; soz. Post again, Weezel, please post again. Just... just not badgers this time.
  • Kick him, flashboy. Kick him hard.
  • I have a big sharp internet stick. I am not afraid to use it. Big hug, Weezel, big hug... :-)
  • flashboy, you sounded as though you got a Mefi membership and joined the self-policing force (did you?), but then you apologised, so it may not be terminal. That's better. Now, breath in deeply, using your diaphragm to pull the air way deep into your lungs, to the count of six, then breath out to the count of 4, and push all the air out on the last count. Then, relax and repeat several times till you feel really blissed out. You could even try a "sponge" position after you've done that. In other words, we all make mistakes, but it ain't the end of life as we know it. Also, are we supposed to check MeFi before posting here? I didn't know that was one of the rules.
  • are we supposed to check MeFi before posting here? Of course not.
  • Sorry, I did mention the tipsiness, didn't I? Can a man not rant a wee bit to himself, quietly, whilst not wishing to be told about badgers? Is this not fine? Is there not still cider for tea? THERE'S A WAR ON IN IRAQ YOU KNOW! To clarify my understanding of it: there are no rules as such, but an awareness that monkeys also often read mefi would ideally be kept in mind, although the far longer history of mefi means that it's absurd to rule out anything which has ever been posted on there. However, what I was actually responding to was not the post itself, about which I'm ambivalent - it was the justification, where Weezel said he had searched MoFi and MeFi, and still posted it, despite the fact that the most basic search shows that stuff we all know done gone and been shown, ooh yeah. But I know self-policing is dull and annoying, and I won't do it for another two months at least. And nowt against the Weezel, again, I stress. :-) We now return you to your normal ummmalummmawhatsitummm hee hee, hee hee, woo!
  • We now return you to your normal Not more bloody reality TV, I trust?
  • Heh heh heh... MonkeyFilter presents: Celebrity Lumberjack Challenge! Twelve Celebrities! Eleven Axes! One Ecosystem! You decide! Oh, and - "I did mention the tipsiness, didn't I?" - turns out that I did, but, er, not in this thread... oops...
  • Hey guys, I heard there was beer here. Is the party still on?
  • *sends out for pizza*
  • I can make egg rolls. They're very good with beer. I'm looking forward to the celebrity axefest.
  • OOOOOO! Beer, eggrolls, and pissed-in chips. Can it get any better?
  • cue the cock punch.
  • Any minute now tracicle is going to show up with her bag of member caps.
  • Do they come in sparkly party-like colors?
  • She'll pop a member cap in yo' ass.
  • Maybe it's a space mushroom.
  • Well, if England doesn't start winnin' some matches, it might. )-:
  • It makes a damn sight more sense to pasteurize cow's milk than to single out badgers (!) as a supposed vector for TB. [While these feckless Scots are at it, they might as well blame every other beast and fowl in the land as well, for one is as likely as another. Or are they seriously planning to innoculate all the creatures? Bah!]
  • Druid... it's a druid! Oooooh, it's a druid...
  • Seeing badgers before my eyes!
  • ancient beastie had a feast, he curled up and died with dino bones he ate in his inside
  • Let there bee an end to badger-slander!
  • "Our study certainly doesn't let badgers off the hook, but then it doesn't hang them up on a cross either." Yea, just you try any of that with badgers in a fair fight. You'll find out who's tough or not.
  • ASCII
  • Hommy, very nice.
  • sometimes i wish everything was ASCII. And me . . leaping from tree to tree! With my best girlie by my side . . .
  • If everything were ASCII, then roryk would be Gawd. And I'm okay with that.
  • me too!
  • STINK BADGER!
  • *fear and trembling!*
  • GOAL, it's a GOAL! Scored by Croatia, Croatia, England, England, Croatia. Feck!