April 05, 2004

M.O.N.K.E.Y. Episode 5: Attack of the Clowns (aka Most Obvious New Kids Exercise Yet or "The New Kids thread") As we continue this, which was a continuation of this and this and started with this, which was a reply to this, which was inspired by this. Whew. 729 MoFi entries so far (compared to MeFi's 1033)

In our previous episode: Suddenly, I notice underneath, a theory explaining death. posted by stepself at 08:47PM UTC on April 04 Dire emergencies always test humanity. posted by wendell at 08:53PM UTC on April 04 Humanity? Unnecessary! Man aggravates nature. Illustration? Timber yards! posted by forksclovetofu at 12:05AM UTC on April 05 Now, if you still haven't figured out how this works, go to the MeFi signup page and wait quietly until somebody calls you... For the rest of you, the opening word is yards. bold type NOT required Ladies and Gentlemonkeys, Start Your Bananas!!!

posted by wendell 20 years ago
  • You are really determined, sir. (to keep this going)
  • You are really dancing, sir...
  • So I realized
  • Right. Er. Are lissom, idealised zebras ever demeaned?
  • Demons, except Marax, expect a never ending dinner.
  • Do I never need endless rant?
  • Really, all nations topple
  • Rants are not tyrannical.
  • Topol only pleases people looking eager
  • Damn it. Ignore me, go with certainsome1
  • Crap. Energy ratios transform always in new styles over many eons. Our Nerves? Elevated.
  • (I meant, go with certainsome1's post: tyrannical. Sorry. I feel all guilty for fucking the world up.) So, tyrannical...
  • Troubling Young Rascals Alter newkids - NO INLINE COMMENTS ALLOWED! (lame.)
  • The yearning Ron and Nancy needed indubitably concerned all lovers.
  • Let our vocabulary exchange remain sensible.
  • Though you really are not nice, I can always leave.
  • (Wow. What word are we at now?)
  • Sensible Stupid Eno never seems interested, but listens, evidently
  • Evil vicious idiots didn't even need to laugh yesterday.
  • Yeah—even so, they evidently really did alter you.
  • Yep, obviously unicycles.
  • I'm so confused now, the word I had was tyrannical. This will be easier tonight when hardly anyone is posting.
  • Until now, in China, you could like eating Szechwan.
  • Seven zeroes! Ed's check helped winner acquire Nauru.
  • Notice all Uruguayans ride unicycles?
  • Until negotiations in coursework yield compromise, let Enid synopsize.
  • Sampling your new orchestration, piccolos syncopate, initiating zany euphony.
  • Even underrated performances have ovations, not yawns.
  • Every unsolved puzzle has one nifty yoke.
  • You are winning now, stepself.
  • You all wank non stop
  • Stop this oratory posturing!
  • Please! Our skills transcend useless random infighting! Now Growup!
  • Grunting rowdily, orangutans wrestle -- upholding pride?
  • Pride revels in destructive engagement.
  • Engagement, nuptial glee! A good ending may elude, nonetheless. Travesty.
  • The Red Army verb adverb something Tito's Yugoslavia.
  • Your unrestrained growing odor surely lambasts all virtue in air.
  • Am I real?
  • Regrettably, every answer lies.
  • looking inward exposes sorrow
  • Self observation requires rigorous ocular work.
  • Sad old Republicans require old wheelwrights
  • Sad old Republicans require old wheelwrights
  • Sad old Republicans require old wheelwrights
  • Eep
  • Winning often requires knowledge
  • While he erroneously exits, light will reign in ghostly homes, through Saturday.
  • (So if there's a double response, which one should we continue off of?)
  • Suomynona: at times using reload doesn't assure you-know-what.
  • Yikes! Only unfearing-knowledgeable numbskulls operate wantonly - willingly! harnessing ape trickery.
  • Tadpoles request inference, carnations kill elephants reciting Yates.
  • Yon asking tadpoles enunciate slowly.
  • Bevos: the harder one.
  • Slowly lisping, often whispering, lightly yammering.
  • Yes, agreed Mexican. My error regretted. Inspiration negates glaciation.
  • Geriatrics lactate accretions, christen icicles and think in other nomenclatures.
  • never once may elephants name cats "little ants to use rabidly, ever so!"
  • Suppress onomatopoeia!
  • (trying hard for a measure of redemption) Ought not one make a tray of poo, or eat it all?
  • Normal ol' monkeys enjoy naughty comments, laughter and titillation. Unique responses encourage species!
  • Dammit!!! Happened again! I had nomenclature!
  • all Amazing logic layers!
  • Lackluster. All, your efforts require speed!
  • so please ease elbows down!
  • don't operate willy-nilly.
  • Well, I loathe lazy yapping newbies. Idiotic lambasted loser yahoos! (Kidding! Kidding! I love you all! I kiss you!)
  • youth or understanding
  • Undertaking new direction, everything really seems to arrange nicely. Decisively inciting newer generations.
  • Google easily networks errors ridiculously apparent to intellectuals on nabobnik sofabeds.
  • (note to newcoming monkeys: parenthetical asides are considered outside of the realm of the game; thus my last word was "yahoos" not "you" and the next word to be taken here is not "bratwurst", but "sofabeds")
  • (aaaah. I did wonder - thanks forks...) sex offers friends absolutely brilliant endeavours during summertime.
  • silly uptight matrons make everything really tiring in my experience.
  • eventually, xenophobic people enter reluctantly into early nascent cuddling errantry. (free association works wonders. Not this line! Not this line!)
  • excitable red-head rationally asked never to repeatedly yodel.
  • Yet others dream; elegant, lachrymose.
  • Let alphabetic characters huddle round: yet my ordering spreads elegantly.
  • Every letter entered goes all nicely together like yours.
  • You only use readable sentences.
  • Ssuch eloquence needs thine earliest notice! Come, enjoy soliloquising.
  • Some orangutans like interjecting large objectives, qua upper implementation. Some introduce nearer goals.
  • Some observations, like immature lolitas' observations, question underlying intelligence. So... I need guns.
  • fucksocks!
  • Gah! Only a loser, stepself.
  • Seems that eliciting proper sentences entails lotsa finesse.
  • Sorry to expound philosophic. Sunshine encourages lengthy feasting.
  • (Gggrrrrrrrr) finesse Fine! I now expect seriously shitty editorialism!
  • Editorialism? Definitely. I think - or rationalize - in any literary instance: speak meaningfully.
  • main events are numbing if nobody goes flatulantly loony, lobbing yo-yos.
  • [damn. insert "uncannily" into sentence, please. Back to] yo-yos.
  • You orate your obscure sense.
  • Saturday every Norwegian seeks Elvis
  • Extremely lethal venom is secreted.
  • Such eloquence can really excite the elevated darshan.
  • Done are relaxing simple homilies, apelike notary.
  • Niggardly Orcs trail after roaming yellowtails.
  • Yet, elves loaf longingly on white textile. Are imps lolling similarly?
  • Symptoms: infections, migraines, impotence, lost appetite, risibility lowered, yawning.
  • Yet apes will nibble insects, nits. Gustation!
  • Gambling's utterly sinful; try a tithing instead of nolimittexashold'em.
  • Now our leader is making interesting text that encourages xylophone amateur, should his open lips describe empty melodies.
  • Monkeys eminate luscious odors during intimate encounters, Sherlock.
  • So, Howsabout Everyone reclaim land? CAPTAINS KINGDOM!
  • Knights in nightgowns grow deadly orange mandarines.
  • Mandolins are not dorky! Are really interesting. Noise exits string.
  • Still, the rabbit is not graduated (And no, not a grammatical error ;)
  • Gleefully, rictus and degree underlie all taunts. Exemplar: disdain.
  • Didn't I say daydreaming attracts inevitable nightmares?
  • Now, it's grossly hard truth. The monkeys all revisit each suggestion.
  • Such unconscionably grotesque generalizations eventually subvert trust in one's neighborhood.
  • Nearby entrants introduce global handwaving. Bonobos or rhesus hurl orangutan's oranges, dung.
  • Don't underestimate netherworlds gatekeeper.
  • Graciously, a tall, egalitarian knight espoused extreme praise ere returning.
  • Red eyed, tang unspeakably rank, need icewater, need Gatorade...
  • Gorilla, absolutely. That olfactory rankness apish Dizzy exudes.
  • Entertainer Xavier's underpants dances exotic Sambas.
  • Suddenly, a monotonous beat: again, sambas.
  • Soused aliens moonwalk brigside, amorous shenanigans.
  • "Sambas" heartily eliminated? No aping? Nah. I'm going ape now: sambas.
  • Slap a monkey before administering sambas.
  • Sweet abiku! Magnificent, blessed
  • CRAP!!!!!!!!
  • (Try this again...) Sweet abiku! Magnificent, blessed archarya soul.
  • Sambas! Only unconsidered longings.
  • Look out! Nachos gobbled induce numerous gyrating sambas.
  • Sweet! A monkey bossanovas and... SAMBAS!
  • Sweet! A monkey bossanovas and... SAMBAS!
  • Sorry about my borrowing anal. Sorry.
  • (Man, thats a spelling mistake and a half. Damn Freudian slip) I meant... Sorry about my borrowing above. Sorry.
  • (helpless sputtering laughter) Sambas originate red-faced repost. YES!
  • Yetis eschew signifiers.
  • Samba-ing is great! Now I'll fatalistically intone, "Enjoy rockin' sambas!"
  • Sweet! A monkey bossanovas and... SAMBAS!
  • Sorry about my borrowing again. Sorry.
  • Such original ruses reward y'all
  • Satisfy apes, monkeys! Bailar! Activate sambas!
  • (damn, the repeats got me, thought it was a refresh bug.) Y'all Your apelike limning limits.
  • Lick it, monkey. It tastes special.
  • Sambas provide epic conviviality. I ain't licking.
  • Looping, incestuous, circular.... Kill it, nouveaux galants!
  • Gallic arrivistes like a nugatorially terse sentence.
  • Subservient entities neatly track each narcissist. Chicken, emote!
  • Eight monkeys ogle tasty eclairs. (SAMBAS!)
  • Even chimps love an intensive rhumba, sure!
  • Sedatives usurp real excitement.
  • Surely underweight rhinos exist?
  • Dang you, Gyan! NOOOOOO way am I going to do THAT one.
  • and those posts were NOT either ten minutes apart so there
  • excitement Elliptical xenophobes cite intense trepidation, eliciting mass exit, tremors.
  • To really experience music, occasionally recognize sambas.
  • Still? Adamant monkeys blathering about sambas?
  • Stoically, a monkey bravely assaults stupor.
  • Several trespassing U-boats plow onward, relentlessly.
  • Rhumbas enlighten. Laughing entreaties, nods. The lightfooted epicures samba. Submarines... yardarms.
  • Yer ancient rhythmic dramas, Aristotle, rarely maintain suspense.
  • Sambas, unbelievable sambas. Pleasurable enough, not sensual enough.
  • Existentialism never opened up gated heaven.
  • (the 'e's kill me)
  • Hard-to-simianize "E's"? Always. Volition entreaties nocturnes.
  • Nocturnal occurrences capture the unrecognizable resonance nearing eerie surrealism.
  • Surrealists underrate reality; reality exhibits a life innately & sublimely melancholic.
  • Moreso, Every long adjective neuters clear hearted outlines. Logic is Cool.
  • Come on out, Love.
  • Libarian orangutans veritably ennervated.
  • Enough nihilistic nonsense! Energize relations,vibrate actively, treasure each day!
  • Death Awaits You.
  • You orate ubiquity.
  • Unpalatable banana infusions quickly undermined indigenous tisane yerba-mate.
  • You each read, brainy apes. Make artful theories elegant!
  • Exceptional liver experiences guaranteed. Aquatic neophytes tremble.
  • There remain enough monkey bananas; let's eat.
  • Eat and tremble.
  • Truly remarkable emotions! My brother's lemur eloped.
  • Excitable lemur; our prized eloped darling.
  • Damned aquatic rhino-lizard infestations never go.
  • Go on..
  • Onwards, nincompoops!
  • Nattering, inconsequential nabobs capitulate! Observe masterful pontification on orgiastic poop slinging.
  • Never! I now command older monkeys presenting openly outrageously perplexing sentences.
  • Sorrowing emus needlessly target eccentric crustacean export symposia.
  • Some yaks might pose overtly, simulating irratable antelopes.
  • Argumentative naturopaths tentatively express love. Ornithologists positively exude sensuality.
  • Sensuality exudes nether sensations, unique and alluring, libido is thanking you.
  • You're obviously unchaste.
  • Yodelling, or ululations?
  • Unusually negative conclusions harm and subvert temperate exegesis.
  • Extreme xenophobes execute genocidal economic stoppages incorporating saxophones.
  • Saxophones: arrgh! Xylophones offer pure harmonic overtones, nurturing euphoric state.
  • So: Access Xerox. Off, pants! Hand out. New employer? Sure.
  • Sober undertakers remonstrate effectively.
  • (I accept state and sure as equal difficulty, fwiw) effectively Ease? Forever farvuhrgnugled "E"! Crap! The intense vowel lengthens yowls!
  • Your obtuse words lend strangeness.
  • Such timid revolutionists and neanderthals gather excitedly. None express substantial symposiums
  • Strange yapping makes people overly sensitive. I underestimate my superpatriotism.
  • So... Understanding purple elephants really packs a thump? Riots in Ougadougou trigger international support mechanisms.
  • Misunderestimating evangelical crapulence hastens animosity. Naturally, I see militant sesquipedalians.
  • Such easy quips. Unearth interesting proposals! Each dares; apes linger in application, nodding. Salutations!
  • Such exclamatory strange quips undo interesting practical exclamations. Does anyone, like I, approve natural sentences?
  • (use mine, mwhybark got it wrong [bad monkey])
  • So easily nowadays, tenacious evils, never corrected, escape sight.
  • Suddenly, I grab his taco.
  • Texan "Authority" controls Oceania.
  • Ordinarily, cheese enemas are not innately appealing.
  • All proctologists packing Emmenthaler are legitimately including necessary Gruyere.
  • Gorgonzola's really unusually yummy, excepting rear entry. (nice one, g!)
  • Eccentric noshers tout rectal yumminess. [damned taxes]
  • Yellow undergarments make mother insist, "Everyone, soap sedulously!"
  • So Everyone dines, until Lenny outrageously upchucks, spoiling Leroys Yellowtail.
  • Yesterday's excellent lunch left Owen thinking about insatiable lycanthropes.
  • Lemurs yell "Cunt!" and never take heat - Reduce Opression Problems Engaging Simians!
  • Solemn iguanas make irascible aardvarks nibble spaghetti.
  • Some places, a gentlemen hollers, "Time to Imbibe!"
  • damn. Fcked it up. Some Places, A Gentleman Hollers "Everyone! Time to Imbibe!"
  • Intelligent monkeys bravely ingest blue escargots.
  • Eating snails, caviar, and risotto garners obeisance. True story.
  • Eating snails can alleviate rising gradients of tetanus symptoms.
  • [oops. Sorry! Ignore mine.]
  • *sigh* True, overlooked rectification. Yargh!
  • Yossarian ate refried groundhogs hungrily.
  • How unchaste needs give rise intimate lusty yearnings!
  • Yikes! Enraged, aggressive rabbits nibbled Imogene's nice green sweater.
  • So, we eat again... Tomorrow - eggplant rigatoni.
  • Ravishing ingénues attacked the orgulous new instructor.
  • Indistinct nomenclature serves to ruin understanding; clarity to our rubric!
  • Rough underpants brutally rub in crotch!
  • Corpulent rangers ogled the clever hussy!
  • How 'U' screws sentence yield!!
  • Yelling incoherently effects low desire!
  • Damn exclamations! Sir, I regret everything.
  • Excellent verbiage earns rewards. Your talent has intrigued nubile giraffes!
  • Guess I reply acceptably, friend. Fantastically, even. *sigh*
  • *shrugs in good humor*
  • Satisfied, I gesticulate haphazardly.
  • However, until morning, obscurity rules.
  • Hierophants usurped my ordained rule.
  • History usually makes ordination redundant.
  • Regretfully, especially determined ukelele newbies dissuaded another nice tapdancer.
  • There are people dancing around now, citing Emma's revolution.
  • Rioting elephants veer off Lower Uganda to intercept orange nighthawks.
  • Nervous initiates gobbled his toasted hamsters and willingly kissed serpents.
  • So Everyone reclines, perhaps eternally, never to stand.
  • Simans tickled apes, not donkeys.
  • Depressed orangutans never kiss egrets, you sillies!
  • Squatting in lilac leas invites Easter smiles.
  • Similarly, magical interludes leave everyone spellbound.
  • Sweet perfection, effloresce lovingly, limpid. Behold our unparalleled never-ending dialog.
  • Dizzy is a little old gnome.
  • (Gathers nightgown over massive ears...)
  • Expects a real story
  • Some texts offer repetitive yawns
  • Y'all want nasty stories?
  • Stony terrestrials occupy Rochester inhabitancies, exciting scrapdealers.
  • Salacious tomes offer readers intense, erotic satisfaction.
  • "Sascha's appetite teased Ian's sexual fantasies, and clenched teeth indicated orgasmic needs..."
  • "Sascha's appetite teased Ian's sexual fantasies, and clenched teeth indicated orgasmic needs..."
  • (Oh no, the comments are being randomly placed, ruining the delicate balance of this game. See here for the last comment) "Sascha's appetite teased Ian's sexual fantasies, and clenched teeth indicated orgasmic needs..." posted by Dizzy at 09:40PM UTC on April 13 *crosses fingers, hopes it works, presses post*
  • Sascha and Thorn's insatiable sexual fantasies attracted commotion; television interviewers only nodded.
  • New ewe's eschew due shoes.
  • (good job-- I thought my first offering was lost in space, so I revised and reposted. Dealer's choice.)
  • (damn) Nova over Dover, dancing erotically, dangerously
  • dripping applesauce/ not getting/ enough/ rubbing over /under/slippery/lispings/yes (excerpt, "Tropic of Dizzy", with deepest apologies to Henry Miller.)
  • Yesterday Escher said...
  • "Say; Am I dead?"
  • Death eats all day.
  • Don't arouse yourselves
  • Yellow Orangutans Understand Roger. So eat lead, vindictively erudite Stoolpigeons!
  • Sly thieves obstinately oppose legislative progress. Incarcerate greedy, egregiously oleaginous nephilim swiftly!
  • So we inveigle for three Latkes yearly!
  • Yipping, every animacule runs, leaping! Yay!
  • Yuri antagonizes yearlings.
  • Yuri? 'e's 'armless! Really. Ludi, 'im, now, gotta suspect.
  • Slithering usurers stalked Peter's eccentric cousin's terrier.
  • That's excepting Ronald Reagan in ermine robes.
  • Ronny obliterated balgurian embezzlement schemes.
  • Sammy caressed Henry's elegant malamute, expecting saliva.
  • Sipping a latte, I violate Airedales.
  • Aagh! I really eschew doggies and lattes - especially sipping!
  • Aggrieved, insulted retrievers escaped Dizzy's amorous latte excesses safely.
  • Sex always fulfills every little yearning.
  • Yeasty entertainment. A really nasty itching. Nasty germs. Hopefully not, but it was all I had.
  • Yseult's errant admirer roused Nimué's implacable night guardians.
  • Geniuses understand a real difficulty in anagrams, not sentences.
  • So...ever notice that extelligent nodules carry extra sapience?
  • Serious apes ponder iconoclasts' experiences, never contemplating evil.
  • Everyone villifies Italian loansharks!
  • Loathsome opportunists acquired sharp halberds and relished killing sprees.
  • (aaakkk!) Loathsome opportunists acquired nasty, sharp halberds and relished killing sprees. mea maxima culpa
  • Sturdy pikemen repulsed evildoers' erstwhile slaughterfest.
  • Said loathsomes acquired unguent. Gently, help then entered retreatists' fen. Each sampled tinctures.
  • Tricky inquiries necessarily cause timid understudies really embarrassing sensations.
  • Seemingly endless non stop acronym thread intrigues our newest simians
  • Sorority in Missouri initiated a new sister.
  • Soon, I shall've total eternal rule. *BWAHAHA*
  • Real ugly leper exotica
  • Expel xenophobes or tolerate inimical critical attention
  • Act tricky, twinkletoes! Elbow newbies twice in obvious nudges!
  • Now, universal domination gets effectively simian.
  • Smack, intimidate monkeys! Itchy apes nest!
  • Newsflash: egalitarian simians triumph.
  • To rectify injustices, usurp monkeys' private helicopters.
  • How ever, Lucas is creating obstacles proving troublesome - elimination required soon.
  • Send over our nachos!!! This makes a total of 1032 entries to the series of M.O.N.K.E.Y. threads. The next one will tie the length of MetaFilter's Blogstop thread, but we will still have alomst 2000 to go to match The Original Blogstop. To conserve the server, please continue the chain over here.
  • Stealth ogres observed nuisances.
  • sorry, badgerbadgerbadger...
  • CONTINUING from NeverNever Not everyone veered; everyone roared -- Note each violet, endlesly reeking. .
  • Ringworm effused egregiously; kittens' itches need griseofulvin! [though, with precaution] Good idea for the move bees. Have noticed that the original thread was getting heavy when loading [and this is while on a very good connection].
  • When folk stop playing, usually means the thread's getting too slow. Guestimating it happnes somewhere between 1100 and 1200 comments. Think this is why the Daisy May thread is not very active any more. gesticulating, rambling, I sleepwalk, echo old-timers flinging, understake lonesome victims in night-wandering
  • Now I get high thinking, wishing about nocturnal dalliances. Ecclectic romance is never grievous.
  • Garrously reliving it, exclaiming vigorously, old uncles superannuate.
  • Silenus, unlike Pan, enjoys retsina abundantly, needing no urging, advocating total Epicureanism.
  • Pox! = garrously Even Pan is chanting: Use retsina? Everyone, absolutely! Nirvanic inspirations! Secret muse-mysteries.
  • Double pox! = garrulously!
  • Mighty unicorns sense excitement - many yearn secretly to experience rapture in every scene.
  • Sam criticized Emily's newfound exhibitionism.
  • Emily's Xena-howl: "Io Bacchus! Iachos! Triumph in our noontide, inebriated summer maenads!"
  • Macedonian Alexander's empire now a dominion Seleucid.
  • Secondhand empires, like eels, undulate, cross immense distances.
  • Dancing idiots sense tautological algorithms near cacophonous electric slides.
  • Somebody likes it done entirely supernaturally.
  • Sirens, undines, porpoises, esks, rakshas, nereids -- all teasers underwater regained a lewd levity yesterday.
  • Yawning evening's salty tide, Eclipsed rays danced... Ausländer Yachtmaster!
  • Yawl approaching charted harbour tacks mid-channel, all sails trimmed, ensign resplendent.
  • Lovely work islander Rumi's excellently served party luncheon entailed delights exceptional; nicest: tabbouleh.
  • To a badger, burrows or underground lairs epitomise homecoming.
  • Hazardous obstacles made Emily's coming out into netherworldly gyrations.
  • Feh. Damned dlsyaix. Hazardous obstacles made Emily's coming out merengue into netherworldly gyrations.
  • Get yours read amazedly today -- I offer newest spectroheliographs.
  • Some prick enjoys creating trouble right on here. Even lamerz in online groups rarely act problematically. Hell, "spectroheliographs"!!
  • Some pricks enjoy creating trouble right on here. Even lamerz in online groups rarely act problematically. Hell, "spectroheliographs"!!
  • School principals educate children that restroom or hallway etiquette (lavatories in other geographical regions) assumes: people have supersensitivities.
  • Soft, unheeded, permeating everywhere; Rootless sadness, emptiness, now settles inside; this is vacancy incarnate, this is embodied sorrow.
  • *sniggers* Sayonara, Old rotten rodent -- Offal: Well-behaved.
  • Wild, even laughing lemurs - being evermore happy and vigorous - enjoy din-din! three hyphens! boo-ahh!
  • Delve into nothingness, detect infinite nonappearance.
  • nonappearance? Or non-appearance? Anybody, please properly elucidate? Anyway, receive a NASA certified electroencephalograph.
  • Ho, heXiuM! Welcome new monkey! Elephants loathe eels; certain tapirs regale opinionated, elusive nilghai; certain elephants, playing harpsichords and lyres, often glance roguishly, amorously, muddleheadedly.
  • Monkeys unite! Don't despair! Learn everything! Help everyone - Any day, every day! Love yourselves!
  • "Yeomen," ordered Urquhart, "ready sabres! Expect Lombards, Visigoths! Exercise sang-froid!"
  • Southerned-tongue admires neck-bone-boiled grits, fatback-fried rice, okra in dumplings! Advance apology to Bees for bringing grits to the table
  • Horrors! Douglas understands my predicament living in Nagasoches' (ghastly!) sewage-system.
  • =Nagadoches'
  • Someone eats watercress and ginger entangled - so you say, "Treat 'em mercilessly."
  • My, Erik, rather cool Ivy League earmuffs! So soft, lacy, Yale-woven!
  • Pallas to the rescue from the evil letter y! You are looking enchanting - with orange vestments especially nonpareil. If something can be especially nonpareil...
  • Thanks Abiezer! Notoriously, orgies' noxious participants are rarely experts in libido.
  • I wish to make it clear for copyright purposes that the word "libido" comes from the in-all-ways-excellent Mothninja, who has every right to be mad at me
  • Lately I've been implementing dubious Ostpolitik
  • Obviously, stealing this pile of leftover Italian tortellini is kleptomanaical! there, look, nice L
  • k...k...kleptomaniacal? *cries softly* Kara likes each person to ontologically meet a new, interesting, anomalous creator - and live.
  • Lakshmi is Vishnu's espoused.
  • Earthquake survivors peered out underneath slabs - eerily discombobulated.
  • Don't infer such cantankerous obvious motives. But only beware, uranium leaks are too easily denied.
  • Don't earn nickles, instead, earn dimes!
  • Dozens embroiled needlessly; injuries ended donnybrook.
  • Oops! Don't Inez make excellent souffles?
  • Students of universities frequently fratranize liquored events, si?
  • Seven ichthyosaurs!
  • I can hardly take how you outrageously slur Aunt Ursula - ridiculous scuttlebutt!
  • I can't help that helpless yeomen obnoxiously, stupidly and unduly resent sphygmomanometers.
  • D'oh! ok, scuttlebutt Superman can usually take the little empty beating unless talking trash.
  • Twirling requires a spectacular hula-hoop.
  • Hobbledehoys understand Latin and hobbledehoys offer old procrastinations.
  • Precisely right old codger, real assumptions spring towards innate n00bery and total incompetency on new suppositions.
  • Sino-tibetan ursines poop popelike outdoors, settling interested teenager's inquiries, only not satisfactorily.
  • so another time I shall find actual cases to ornately reconcile immediate lively youthfulness.
  • Does the Pope shit in the woods, eh deconstructo? :) Your ornery uncle thinks he's finally undergone life's nirvanic epiphanies . . . stupid shit.
  • Does the Pope shit in the woods, eh deconstructo? :) Actually, the new accepted phrase is, "Is the Pope a nazi?"
  • So hard it's titanium-tastic!
  • "Titanium-tastic" is so not a word! ;) Titania is tittering about Niobe's inert uterus; maybe Titania's avarice serves to invite catastrophe.
  • Catch a tear, a salty tear running, over pains handed excruciatingly.
  • Y, O Y? Even x-rated cutpurses rarely understood cheap imitations and thick-waisted idols never greeting love-stricken Yugoslavians.
  • Ye unhappy, grieving Ottoman sailors! Lepanto's absolute victory is a nautical slaughter.
  • Sailors, let's avoid ugliness, garotte harem-ridden Turks, eunuchs, reprehenibilities!
  • (assuming bees meant: reprehensibilities) Recoil Edwardian poofters! Recent enhancements have enabled nihilistic, scientific Italianate Bavarians intending longingly, irresponsibly to irradiate elongated scrotums.
  • Really, even priests enunciate heavenly euphemisms nobly - in biblical intonations lingering, inviting tithing innocents entryway - Salvation!
  • Curse you deconstructo! Sally cringed - repugnant onanists trilled unctuously, mesmerizing sailors.
  • Such an intriguing leitmotif Offenbach; rousing, symphonic...
  • My ess hath fled, but deconstructo used his head. So, you mean princes have obligations, not in cheese-paring?
  • Can hardly expect every save's easy - penalties are really intimidating, no, goalkeeper?
  • Guests of Australia: leave kangaroos! Explore elsewhere, pending extraordinary 'roo-roundups!
  • Rousing oratorio, Octavian! Revealing our unending nervous despondency, upbraiding proud scholastics!
  • Such cluttered haunts our laws arrange -- stupendous trash in constellations strange.
  • See, that's really a nicely growing ecosystem.
  • Everyone cheers our sailors, your sailors turn everything murky.
  • Most unusual regatta - kayaking yachtsmen?!
  • Yaksmen are cheerful Himalyans teaching snowmen -- Melt! Enter nirvana!
  • Now I'm really vexed at nirvan's atmosphere!
  • nirvanA! Fuck!
  • Once I was in a caravan to Old Nirvan we rode for leagues and leagues again across the bleak and burning sand..../old Central Asia hand Aging thistles make our simian partners happier eating rocks -- ecstatically.
  • Erronneous classification saying this's Apinajé, this Indian culture - actually, looks like Yanomami.
  • Your adventures nearly overwhelm me - amazingly, marvellously intrepid!
  • Isaac Newton transformed rhomboid envelopes perfectly into dodecahedrons.
  • Don't observe deer eating crops. A hunter exterminates doe: rubbed out, never sheltered.
  • Some hapless elephants loose tickets; everyone raves, enjoys deconstructionism.
  • Derrida ennobled criticism of new structural truths, rendering usonian conservatism temporarily invalid, only never implementing symbolic methodology.
  • Many eminent, thoughtful, hardworking ornithologists dream of lovingly observing green yaffingale.
  • Yarns are famous fables in new guise -- and liars' elaborations.
  • Elaborations like all benign oration raise a tentative imagination or nonsensical solicitation.
  • Shameless older ladies in carriages I tempt and tease into outspoken narratives/
  • Never ask reliable raconteurs about their inspiration - vile, excrescent scalawag!
  • She calls a leopard and a wombat approaches, globetrotting.
  • Garrulous, loquacious, obdurate, besotted, egoistic: Traits rarely obstacles to tenure in newspaper guilds. apologies to all news-monkeys
  • Gratuitous untruth - it's libellous defamatory slander! /news-monkey :-)
  • Stated logistics aside, no depricating emotions realized!
  • Recall elephants! Alan likes interesting zanies, elephants, dribble-glasses.
  • Don't read inscrutable babblings because like everything - goofy lines always signifying sounds entreat silliness.
  • Silliness invigorates leaping lemurs; I never entertain silly sallyings. O wot a fat lie!
  • Say, avast! Lo, lost yearnings invite nefariously grouped sesquipedalians.
  • Seems every season's quite unusual - I predict exceptionally dry autumn - let's install a new standpump.
  • Bravo! Seems time and nuance done passed under my porch.
  • Pouring out rain causes Hurricanes!
  • His uninformed, rather rash investing crashed a nascently ebullient stockmarket.
  • Simply talk of cuddly kangaroos: my aunt reviles koalas, execrates thylacines. I know, my last post had "excrescent". But "execrates" was the only synonym for "hates" that I could find that begins with an E, and isn't as awkward as "enmities"!
  • The house you loved all crumbled into nothing: empty; sepulchral.
  • I was too slow with: Tasmanian, how yellow-dog, like a carnivorous Ibizan now extinct supposedly. Styx even provided uninterrupted lucidity, cause Hades receives all.
  • Anorexics loathe lunchmeat.
  • A lumberjack, lumberjacketed.
  • Lacedemonians undertake navigation; cheerless Helenes mangle edibles at Thermopylae.
  • Trepanning has eliminated registered methods of performing yearly limbic analytic examination.
  • Even xenolith and minerals igneous naturally are trapped in other nodes.
  • No obvious developments, expect stand-off.
  • Several thousands aimless now, definitely offending fast-firing fusiliers.
  • Fussy, underpaid secretaries irritatedly launch ignoble epithets randomly, sanctimoniously.
  • Seldom are nabobs caught talking in monosyllabic otherwise nonpoetic ignorant or useless sentences like yours. Actually I think your sentences are quite good, but there was no "G" nor is there a spoon for that matter ; )
  • You're ovulating? Unbelievable! Release spermatazoa!
  • perhaps an 'o' for an 'a', Abiezer? Some people - erroneously - rigorously maintain attitude that our zookeeper's overly animalistic.
  • Anything, nothing: it's more about loss... it's so tiresome, in conclusion.
  • Choice opticians, nonviolent citizens looking upright, sometimes irk officers, noncommisioned.
  • Not only not competent, obviously malcontent Malcolm interrogated suspects in ovens; nearly everyone dehydrated.
  • Doesn't everyone hinder you? Dashing rogues are tripped, even downtrodden.
  • Disgusting offal was not tempting - really only degenerate dastards enjoy noxiousness!
  • Now our Xanthippes ignore our untaught sallies, neglecting even silly-sounding Sutherlanders.
  • Sounding utterly tuneless, her Euskal rondelays loudly annoyed neighbor's dining every ruddy Saturday.
  • Sundays and Tuesdays uncommonly rough, delivering anonymous yodelling.
  • hey! I call fragment! (not that my sentences ever make much sense...) Yesterday over demitasse, Emil lounged lazily in naked grandiosity.
  • Believe in English sentence fragments disappeared about the time transformational grammarians hove into view and discovered that everything people said was a sentence. Even if there was no subject. Or no verbal component. D'oh. Really? Yes. etc.. Gremlins regale a new dragon, irritating our sovereign into tickling You-Know-Who.
  • You're odd, unusualy kooky, not only weird, way hung out.
  • Ostrogoths undertake troubleshooting.
  • To read our unaccountably bland little epistle, she had only ogled through insignificant nonprescription glasses.
  • Gracious Lord above, Sister Serafina espouses Socianism!
  • Solipsistic officers can interrogate a Nazi in sixty-three microseconds.
  • Many incarcerated citizens -- reprehensible, outrageous, sly -- easily-led criminals, opportunists, now deny serreptitiousness.
  • Suddenly, Ursula revealed Ronald's eccentricity: perhaps to impregnate terrapins is outré, unprecedented; still, nobody expressed substantial stupefaction.
  • Stalled, terribly uncouth ponies, Exmoors, flung away certain timidities, instigating outlandish neigh-sayings.
  • Never even instructs good householders? - such a Yogin is no guru, Samantabhadra!
  • Osbert, have you owned undergarments? Has any Victorian elegance gone over them? The one by Edward's knees, I do declare! I need glamour! Someone always makes a newt tingle, a bear hide, a dromedary run away!
  • Aisha's wearing a yashmak.
  • You are so helpless, masked and knickerbockered.
  • knickerbocker glory :) Kansas, Newton, I caught Klansman's eye-popping rhetoric - bigoted, outspokenly crude, know-nothing extremist - really exceptionally distasteful
  • Despondently, I swallow tea, and still taste earwig fondue, unsavoury Liebfraumilch.
  • 1 entry found for liebfraumilch. n : a sweetened Rhenish wine (especially one from Hesse in western Germany) Listen, I'm expecting brilliance - freakishly resplendent awesomeness - unless my inspiration leaps crazily heavenward.
  • Horseradish effectuates aerobiology; vapor emissions, noxious wasabi... Armoracia rusticana, dicotyledonous!
  • Down in Cassini’s observatory the young ladies’ eyes describe orbits near Oscar – unparalleled syzygies.
  • So you're Zoroastrian! You get ignited, enlightened, soul-seared?
  • Sample our unforgetable louse-pies -- serious eaters are relishing edible dough-mastications.
  • Note: acronym was completed on-the-fly without much thought. Any resemblence to a sensible statement is purely coincidental. does opinion usher great humiliation? Many are serenely talking in cacophonic altruism types instead of new sacrosanctity.
  • Shirts across chests revealing oval shapes and nipples, cleavage titillation, infuriates the yokefellows.
  • Youngsters, old-timers, knights, esquires, fools, elevated ladies, leap over wide-eyed sword-swallowers.
  • Simple! Wouldn't our real dad succumb whilst applying lustful love over willful entities? Rightfully sleazy!
  • Sugary loaves eaten and zany yams!
  • Yeast's anaerobic--moist, squishy. Your aunt moves silently. Yesterday, all motors siezed.
  • Three to choose from, I'll take the last... Scathing imperial edicts zombified embattled denizens.
  • Distressing. Exit, neighbours, interesting zoophiles. Enter, new servomechanism.
  • Stealthily evading robotic vicelords, my ectoplasmic clone hid another night's infusion serum mesosynoptically.
  • My experience says otherwise son, you're needlessly over-doing passion; this is considered advice - love lightly, youngblood!
  • Yesterday one unctious new git boasted loudly of owning Ducatis.
  • Do use caution, aunt - this isn't stable. welcome, guava!
  • Seriously, things aren't better leaning eastward.
  • From guava's prfile: ...the monkey formerly known as PY... Ook? guave/PY -- did you do a petebest and somehow erase yourself, only to return in a new incarnation? Escape! All steering toward west are relapsed deconstructionists!
  • beeswacky -- no erasure, possibly a new avatar, just a new fruitier user name. thanks anyway mothninja! Dishes eaten carefully offer new sensations to relish - Uppsala's Chinese tastes incredible once noodles in sauce take savor.
  • *passes guava a 'welcome back, is what I meant to say, obviously' banana* (and by startling coincidence, my family hails from Uppsala...) Such aromatic vapours - olfactory rapture!
  • Thanks for the link,guave. Roaming around playhouses, Tom undertook remarkable expeditions.
  • Experienced xylophonists play expertly, deftly in their interpretations of Nyman, Schoenberg.
  • Silent churchyard haven... Or? Enter nefarious brute - evil rascally graverobber!
  • Golems! radical automata, very early robots. Obedience bound by edict rabbinical.
  • Ras-clawt an' boderation bredren, I 'n' I cyan afford lambsbread...
  • Look at my boy, smiling broadly, reading Ecclesiates and Deuteronomy.
  • Don't ever use that expression! Release only nice ordinary moral yellocution.
  • Youthful expressions laughingly lingered onwards, chafing unkempt tanned individuals of Netadola.
  • Your existentialist leanings, lacking objectivity, can ultimately transform into overbearing nihilism.
  • *sigh* preview, preview, preview "No Exit!" The annoying dictate on leaving Albuquerque.
  • All looks bleak - uprising quelled, underground escape route quashed: unspeakable enormities...
  • Excellence never occurs, reason maunders -- I tiredly imagine everyone's stubbornesses.
  • So, the underlying brouhaha begins - originally raised near existential solipsistic stations engaging suckas.
  • Swooning under carnal knowledge, Athena sighed.
  • Sorry, I gave him earlier downpayment
  • Do only wing nuts predict America yet may eradicate nascent terrorism?
  • To enlist "radical rogues," Osama re-words Islam's sacred message.
  • Making extra sausages seemed almost genuinely easy.
  • Emile amiably suppresses yo-ho-heave-hos.
  • You only had oreos, he's eating a venison entree: how outre, Semiramide!
  • Sofa's easily more intimate, reclines, and moreover it's decent elbow-room.
  • Extr33me Lima Beans overtaking westerners - react only oafishly, Maryland!
  • My amorous relative, young Luigi, always nuzzles debutantes.
  • Dancing elephant ballerinas unveil tutus and neckties that express sprightliness.
  • Soon, Preston realized inner goodness has too little impact, no entertaining soiree stories.
  • Salvaged togs -- old-fashioned, repaired -- I eschew second-handedness.
  • Savory eclairs, chewed or nibbled, definitely have a nirvana-like delicacy effect. Delice Napoleons effectively satiate; Shangri-la! Can you tell I am hungry?
  • Silly humans - a new grid relocates indigent landlubbing assholes!
  • Ah, S.S. Holes, old liner, eventually shipwreck...
  • She has irritated pompous weaklings, royalists, especially Charlemagne's knights-at-arms.
  • Know now, indeed, good has triumphed! Sauron's army trounced, all remaining Mordorites surrendering.
  • Swimming under red-burning rockses easy-peasey. Now deftly emerging, Ring intact. Nyah-nyah, *gollum*...
  • gruesome 'obbit, leaving limbs under mountains
  • Marauding Orcs! Unpleasant Nazgul! The arcane insane necromancer Saruman!
  • Saruman's ancient runes unleash Mordor's anarchic necromancy.
  • oh shit, y, sorry /eaten by Orcs
  • Now, Eorlingas, can Rohan only muster after next coming Yestarë?
  • Young elves (still the attractivest) revere Elrond.
  • Earendil's light rises over Numenor's desolation.
  • Despite earlier salaciousness, our leitmotiv again turns, invoking offshore Noldor.
  • Nothing overwhelms loyal, dour old Ranger.
  • Radagst, alas, now gone; empty Rhosgobel.
  • Resounding, hear Olorin speak: "Go, open borders enclosing Lothlórien."
  • Leap off the highest ledge o Ringbearer, Isildur's error nullified. Discarding Lord of the, hmm, like, OK, Rings is essentially nonsense
  • Newer udders leave lactose in fine English dairies.
  • Damsels and imps roister in earth's slubberdegullion.
  • So long unchallenged, but Bulgaria's evil, rigid dictatorship eventually goes under; looks like it's over, nomenklatura.
  • Nocturnal owls melodize every note. Kookaburras, "laughing ass," taunt unsuspecting raiders audaciously. I know, I know, the dreaded LY!
  • After utter devastation, Africa courageously innovated unbelievable solutions like yodeling.
  • Redo: After utter devastation, Africa commenced implementing outrageously unbelievable solutions like yodeling. obviously, L&Y were NOT my problem.
  • Your odious dentistry excites loathing, indeed. No girlfriend?
  • Golly, I really like funny riddles if everybody needs deconstructionalism.
  • Doughnuts, everybody! Chocolate-orange, nutty, strawberry, truffle, raspberry, unctuous creamy topping! Ingredients only natural! Lured into our shop, mmmmmmmm? I'm a bastard, yes I am
  • My mother makes marvelouslly marbled meatballs, -- moist, marzipan-flavoured,
  • ))) bees! Mudslinger's apprehension revealed zealous ignorance; ploys attempting non-causative faults, leaving afterthoughts vanquished or unstable, rendered everybody demoralized.
  • Demolition, evolution, magnification of random actors Lionization! Invigoration! zen expereince delivered!
  • Deftly eviscerating live invertabrates vaulted Evelyn's ranking ever desirably.
  • Dino eyes some irritating* rocks, and Barney laughs, yabba-dabba-doos. *Reader may take it for granite, everything in this sentence is ill-drawn. A Hannah-Barbarian production..
  • Yogi attacked Bugs Bunny and Daffy, avenging Betty Boop. Augie Doggie offered Oswald Scooby-snacks!
  • Sylvester Cat ordered obnoxious birdie, "You! Scram! Never annoy cats, kings, silverbacks!"
  • Sometimes, I've lied... Vacantly, even recommended bogus advice... Cumulatively, kindless skullduggery...
  • Several knaves underestimated little lasses' dancing, understook general glimpses, enjoyed redheadedness, yellowheadedness.
  • Your ever laughable leaping oafishness will have everyone asking directed entreaties diffusing noxious sentiments silently. sorry about the LY
  • hmm, how about "...noxious execrable sentiments silently"? Such insolent laughter eviscerated Norberta's timidly lustful yearnings.
  • Youth esteem athletes readily, nerds infrequently, nattering governors seldom.
  • She effervescently leaps domes, obelisks, minarets.
  • oops! thanks, guava. My inferior neurosynapses are restoring equilibrium to science.
  • Sam cries, "I envy neighbourhoods championing exaggeration."
  • Entering Xanadu, a Grease gawking entertainer repeatedly attempts to impress Olivia Newton-John.
  • Newton-John exhaled, wondering, "Travolta: ordinary New-Age John, or hysterical numbnuts?"
  • Nurse, untie my brother; now, Ugo, the skeleton-keys!
  • Serendipitous kookaburras enjoy leisurely evenings taking oranges northward - Keeping everyone yearning southward!
  • South of Utah, Tertiary history weathers a rare Diplocynodon!
  • Sebastian, Ostragothic uncle, tell her where's a Roman dilapidation.
  • Now that's slooow! But at least I spelt dulapidation aright! Did Igor play lacrosse or chess? Youth never openly described older narratives.
  • Ninth Avenue really reeks at the intersection veering east, suffering-succotash!
  • Such unusual flora flowers evermore, residing in new grounds - seemingly uninterrupted, creating calm over the assembled scientists, hopefully.
  • His orchestral performance emulated fiddle-master, unfortunately little like Yehudi.
  • You ever have unbearable days, Ignatius?
  • In going near any talisman, illosions undo shape-shifters.
  • Steve's had a penis enlargement - sadly, however, it's failed to elicit raunch-filled sex-life.
  • Steve envisaged X-rated lasses, intercourse, fervid ejaculations. (Alas, poor Steve.)
  • Even Jack aimed churlishly under lounge-chair and toward imaginary oligarchs, not senators.
  • Steve's embraced new activities, this out-branching replacing shagadelica
  • Shagadelica has attracted gorgeous Amazons, decidedly enjoying living in curvaceous abandon!
  • A banded armadillo never despairs of negotiation.
  • Never expect gargantuan oligarchs to intitiate Amazon trysts involving obsequious navel-gazing.
  • Ned and Veronica eat liver, getting all zingy - if not gastronomically-correct. I hate liver.
  • and at least it doesn't end with LY? *weak nervous giggle* sad i missed the LOTR-goof-fest above.
  • Gentle Ambrose stepped trippingly right onto Neville's oleaginously mired image, chuckling aloud, "Lie Limply, ye cheaping ostrich! Roar righteously, eliminate cacklers' togetherness!"
  • The ogre gnawed eagerly, toiling happily, enjoying ribs, noshing entire salamander skeletons.
  • Sheridan knows Early's likely evading taking on new-formed Shenandoah
  • Steve kept expecting lovemaking, even though oafishness negates sexuality.
  • [Oops! Going to bed now! Somebody else'll have to pick up Abiezer's gauntlet!]
  • Snail-slime helps. Everyone nearby ass-ends, numbing derriere. 'Owlwise, a hullabaloo!
  • How unfortunate. Larry Love always buys a lot of overcoats.
  • Outré, vulgar, extremely rude - cavorting outrageously at the stripshow.
  • Sleeping, then reading in pajamas; Saturday, heavenly otiose weekend.
  • Well, exactly, everyone knows Eric's nigh-on dysfunctional
  • Don't you swiftly fly underneath new concrete towers in Old Nanking, aways loop-the-looping?
  • Lately observed odd performance - 'twas hardly entertaining - largely outraged, occasionally petrified in naked glee-club.
  • Gleeful lyrical entertainments enrage chous lamenting uninspiring basso-profundo.
  • Bassoonist admires self-centred sopranos -- overwrought, passionate, robust of figure, undeniably near-sighted: desperate overtures!
  • Oh vagabond evenings, roaming through unlight, returning ere sun-up!
  • Seven underworldly newcomers undertake prestidigitation!
  • Party reactions emphasised supporting the International despite ideological grievances, implying they'd assert that it's objectively non-alignment.
  • Purposeful Russian émigrés stagger through incessant drizzle in galoshes, intently thinking about the impressiveness of Novgorod.
  • No oligatchs, no anarchists -- let's imagine, gentlemen, no monarchists entering New Turkmenistan!
  • Those utterly ridiculous knickerbockers make even nominally indubitally sartorial trouser-wearers appear neurotic.
  • Not even Ursula really observed the impending catastrophe!
  • Chose a teacher -- a stargazer, thoroughly ridsiculous, often propping hungover environmentalists.
  • =ridiculous
  • Encyclopedia's new version is rather odd, now makes entries numbered, tosses alphabetical listings, I say that's suspect.
  • Such unquestionably suspicious pedantry's enervating. Certainly troublesome.
  • That rather overly unhealthy bake-shop layered emetic sauce on my enchilada.
  • Enchanting nature-park! Cheetahs! Hippos! Iguanas! Look! A darling aardvark!
  • Abnormally acquired rubber ducks vouchsafed a rampant kleptomania
  • Koalas leered eagerly; people tossing olives made a neophyte indulge armadillos.
  • Although re-landscaped municipal arboretum disappoints; it looks like old slagheap.
  • She loves antique gewgaws, hates emerald and pearl.
  • Old Slagheap: not your average rotgut? Slaphappy looters are gutted, hung, eviscerated, and peppered.
  • I see we are back to our normal wires crossed state! I shall follow Ms moth's lead undaunted! Picasso's etchings are really lifelike!
  • Literary images frequently engender loathing, iconoclastic kowtowing, entrepreneurial.
  • Elaborate nautical terms rarely excite proper respect: easygoing navy ensigns usually roar instead, "Ahoy, landlubber!"
  • Look, any new dance's lacklustre unless backed by energetic rhythm.
  • Rarely has your time held merit.
  • Monsoons' evacuees run inland, terrified.
  • That's exactly right, reason it fragmented is exploding depthcharge
  • Doesn't everyone pretend the helpful ceased helping and readily grasped experimentalism?
  • Doesn't everyone pretend the helpful ceased helping and readily grasped experimentalism?
  • Enchanting xylophonists punctuate ethereal rhythms, illuminating melodies, echoing notes that assuage life's intrusive sardonic melancholies.
  • Many English lyrics are neglected -- carols, hymns, overlooked litanies -- iambs embodying sure-footedness.
  • Sleepless, useless, rest eludes. Friday over? Or thursday extended? Does nothing end such sleeplesness?
  • did I kill the game??
  • not at all, Suo! Such lazy early evenings - proper loafing, even Susy's snoozing now. Energies soon strengthened.
  • So there's rejoicing, even now: greetings to herpetologists, engaging naturally, enthralling diamondbacks.
  • Does it all mean only Noodleheads desire bliss and cold kipper snacks?
  • Sainted Noodly Appendages! Celebrate King Spaghetti!
  • Such pathetic attempts, given his extreme tenticle tested intelligence.
  • Spaghetti princelings are grandiose, heroic, eating tutti-frutti tidbits individualistically.
  • =individualisticly
  • how long has it been since beesbastard has left an endword of less than 15 letters? THE WORD IS "INTELLIGENCE".
  • ooooh fussy fussy wendell! Someone get us a cranberry soda and some public television! Stat! I'm not displeased in vanity, indeed dynamic utterances are likably increased, supporting those in cyberspatial linguistic yonder!
  • Heh. Resolves, in the event he locke himself out of his monkeyfilter persona, to return as beesbastard. Thanks, wendell, for the inspiration -- but why didn't I think of this myself if I'm so steeenking intelligent? And why can't I spell better? "Yippee!" old Nigel Dumpty exclaimed reverberatingly.
  • not just a -y, but an -ly to boot! curses! Reverend Edmund Venerables, ecclesiastical rogue, brought eight rather attractive tabernacles in neoprine, gratifying local yokels.
  • Yage-dazed ogres, kayak-builders, leered semi-detachedly.
  • Send each monkey information. Does every turn actually call heaven earthward despite lax yellows?
  • yesterday's earthbound lines leapt over willow-margins sybil-whispering
  • Your extremely long linguistics offend Wendell's sensibilities.
  • THAT'S TWO, beesinmybonnet. Sometimes you break it loudly - Wendell hears it so profoundly, every reverberation implodes nearby groundscaping. whatever...
  • Gulping rhubarbarously, our uncle Nigel devoured strawberry-rhubarb confections and planned imaginative narratives gleefully.
  • "Ghastly, leering empty eyesockets," Fortinbras uttered; "Loyal, late Yorick!"
  • Yevgeny's ordering rayguns; Igor's carrying knuckle-dusters.
  • Knowing narwhals' unicorned capability, kraken leerily evade disputes, ultimately saving tentacles, evidently respecting swordsmanship.
  • Shoo weary orcas; remind dolphin -- subtly mouth and nibble scaled halibut into pirate-shapes.
  • Please - I'm really annoyed this evening - somebody has appropriated pictures, engravings, statues!
  • Scoundrels took all tapestries under earthly stars!
  • Some thieves are really snobbish!
  • Several no-good onlookers brought bags, inserted stolen hagiographies.
  • Holy artworks grabbed? Insurers, o grant repayment, and post haste! Insurance expunges sacrilege.
  • Smoke arises! Citizens, run into lavatories -- everyone grab extinguishers!
  • Even Xenophon's tome is now grabbed. Unbelievable; it's so horrible - everyone robbing systematically!
  • So you're saying that evil, murderous art thieves infiltrated Classical archives?? Librarians, load yogurt-cannon!
  • Brava, Pallas Athena! Yet old ghost-hunters understand real terror; confused anthologists nervously narrate online necro-romances.
  • Netherworlds emerge, cloaking really old rapscallions, our many antiquities naked - cancel everything suspicious!
  • Some undercover secret persons intentionally carved initials on undergrown sapsuckers!
  • Sassy apes played sepia ukeleles, crooning kooky esthetic rock songs!
  • Singing orangutans naturally give syncopation.
  • Something you need creates other problems and troubles, in other news...
  • Newborn emus were splendiferous.
  • Singing Possum lends enchantment, no doubt, in fluting rhapsodies or unusual symphonies.
  • Say you're mine please, honey - or not... I'm easy, sweetheart.
  • Singing whipporwills emote elegiacally, taking heart each afternoon, rebounding terrifically.
  • True, erudite reptiles repeat inflammatory fables, I concur, albeit likely lizards' yarn.
  • You are repeating nicely.
  • No, I cannot eat lukewarm yellowtail.
  • Yaks eat lavender languidly, only whetting their appetite imbibing lagers!
  • Let's aggree good eggs require salt.
  • Saline a likable taste??
  • Taking a short timeout, Englebert? or Eeyore... or Ernestine... or Ethelred... or Ernie...
  • Evening nestles gleefully, luring eternity, bringing ethereal "resting" tranquilizers.
  • Tedious ragamuffins' argybargy negates quiet - unrest in Lamaland; improper zaniness ensuing regarding socialness.
  • Since our consul is a louche ne'er-do-well, expect sordid scandal
  • Senatorial cacophanies announce new deals and legislations!
  • "Lunar eggs grow inside Sofiya's lower appendix, taking in oxygen," Noah suggested.
  • "Sexy underpants get Gilbert enervated," said the elderly dominatrix.
  • Don't often manage it nowadays after that rather incapacitating xenotransplant
  • 660 comments is this. Can wendell launch version 6 before the cows come home? Only TIME . . will tell X-acto edges nicely open tomatoes, ravioli appetizers, nouveau specialities perhaps - like apple nipple tipplings!
  • Trysts involving part-time partners, love-life is now going see-saw.
  • See exotic excitment - Say aloud, "Wahoo!"
  • "Wildebeests are hot," opined Oluwafunmilayo.
  • Often lately, underpaid -we've appointed fat-cat, unscrupulous new management - I lost a year's overtime.
  • Often, very excellent rigatoni tastes imitative, made expediently
  • Expresso-drinking xenophobe proclaimed, "everyone deserves incarceration! Even newborns that lie yawning!"
  • You are weird, not insanely, nor graciously.
  • Gratuitous Repatriation's Accentuated Copious . . . Ingraciousness - Ornery, unctuous sL4cK3rz - Litterate Yowlers! *does a little dance*
  • Yahweh, oh what lewd exclamations! Reappear, S4T4N! *does a waggle dance*
  • Shit, 4$%}{oL3 - That's 4bs0lu+#
  • *laughing ass off uncontrollably* Nincompoops of Nations, stand erect! Now, suck eel-liver-pudding!!
  • applauds teh silliness Eek eek, lads! Lively interlude! Very excellent responses. petebest's uncanny doodle descending into nonsensical gibble-gabble!
  • Geriatric illnesses become behemoth liabilities, especially, gnotobiotic apartments becoming befouled... listless everydayness. lubs it too!
  • Especially verboten, elephants rampage yon daughter's apple yielding noble experiment, sayeth sage-sapsucker!
  • Slowly and gingerly, elephantine swimmer approaches pool... Splash! Undulations cause kinetic energy -- ripple-effect!
  • Regarding invoked pool/pachyderm leap effects - elephant's freestyle flopping evidently causes tidewash.
  • Tropical islands delight expeditioners with avidly swimming Heffalumps.
  • Hey - everybody's facing finals, a little understanding may provide sanity!
  • Such a nuanced interlude titillates yon.
  • You ornery nosey-parker!
  • No ordinary salad eatings yonder-- pinenuts, arugola, rabbit, kippered eels, Roquefort.
  • Really old Queen undulates effortlessly for Orleans recovery telethon. I don't know, but this one just feels WRONG
  • petebest asks "Can wendell launch version 6 before the cows come home?" Apparently mid-term memory loss prevents the fifth Beatle from realizing that this is actually the second time around for Part 5. If you want to move on to 'Part 6' (which has 'only' 195 comments so far), go here. I'm not telling anybody what to do, but if you don't, I may post my 937 acronyms for "assmonkey".
  • a sylvan sylph munched on new kudzu esculently yellow-green
  • you emu-late landsmen's laxity, ostriches wearing gigantic red evening-gowns everyone notices
  • Not only the initiated craft effervescent sentences.
  • Silent evening no toads eep no crickets exclaim silence.
  • Serendipity Inferring loquatious Erudition Normally conveyed Evolution
  • Ecstatic veterans of lute, under trauma, ignite operatic notes.
  • noble octopod! teach everyone Sanskrit!
  • Sasafrass ale! Now slaking King's reknown insatiability! Ta-da!
  • Terpsichory abounds -- dancers ambulate.
  • Aural, momentary... Birds ululate, like angels: Temp'rary Eden
  • ))), es el Queso!!! easterly driven even navigating
  • I always liked this particular thread because it enables curious monkeys to discover something of the game's past history, which wendell started back in MoFi thread #147. After threads reached 1200+ comments, some monkeys began complaining threads were too slow in loading. However, since then tracicle has moved us to another server, complaints are far fewer.