November 04, 2011
Hoxton Street Monster Supplies "Purveyor of Quality Goods for Monsters of Every Kind", from Fang Floss to Banshee Balls to Canned Dread, Alarm and Hebbie-Jeebies (yes, I know, a little late for Halloween, but they do have Bah Humbugs in stock for Christmas!)
Mmmmmm, who wouldn't want a can of Mortal Terror or some impacted earwax for Christmas.
Just the thing.
This is obviously simply a ploy by the government to catch monsters.
They did a similar thing a few years ago in Manhattan when they opened a "Terrorist Supply Store" which purported to carry material for bombs, guns, flight schedules, etc. They simply arrested anyone who made a purchase at the store. They shut the store down when they found that over ninety percent of their customers were white Christians.
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