August 21, 2010
How to tell when your boss is lying
(I love it when a headline writer actually accomplishes a GOOD sub-headline, even if it's a classically old joke)
Easy way to remember things: CEO = pathological liar
Straight from the horse's mouth.
Not quite; anyone who rises to the status of CEO will have a career of saying whatever he needs in order to advance himself. Sometimes, that is the truth... (maybe up to 51% of the time)
Fantastic!
Um...er...
TRANSLATION: These place holders are the only certainly true part of a CEO-level statement.
I'm the boss in my little world and I always lie for the good of that little world...so suck it haters!
I guess we could apply this to politicians as well.
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