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March 30, 2004

What Would Jesus Test-drive? [via Squoogy]

I remember hearing about this survey when it first made news about six months ago...I always sorta pictured him in a 1967, cherry red Popemobile. With leopard-print seats, of course.

posted by InfraMonkey at 09:12PM UTC [trackback] (14 comments total)

No way! Jesus drives a Hummer. Or a Suburban, maybe.

Because he could give a shit about gas prices and Paul and the rest of the apostles are always cadging rides, that's why.

posted by Fes at 09:15PM UTC on March 30, 2004

Jesus rides a BMX.

posted by dng at 09:17PM UTC on March 30, 2004

A donkey, right?

posted by goetter at 09:21PM UTC on March 30, 2004

the only messiah I'm gonna follow will drive a muscle car, preferably a red convertible '69 GTO...oh yeah.

posted by Medusa at 09:22PM UTC on March 30, 2004

I heard he goes for German cars.

posted by ernie at 09:30PM UTC on March 30, 2004

Well, it's gotta be able to do land AND water... so I'm thinking this.

posted by certainsome1 at 09:30PM UTC on March 30, 2004

But would he stick one of these on his rear bumper?

posted by dickdotcom at 10:10PM UTC on March 30, 2004

My favorite part was how he called the hybrid a golf cart. *snicker*

posted by Kimberly at 10:20PM UTC on March 30, 2004

If he did drive a Hummer then he could perform the miracle of finding a proper parking spot for it.

posted by Nal at 10:22PM UTC on March 30, 2004

Kimberly, you're witholding links from us! Isn't squoogy your baby?

posted by tracicle at 10:22PM UTC on March 30, 2004

There's the old joke about the disciples riding in his Honda with Him ... because they were all in one Accord ...

Personally, I see Jesus in an old-skool, 1972 VW Bug, no hippie flower in sight.

posted by Mickey at 10:25PM UTC on March 30, 2004

The "Mostly finish work. Cabinets." line killed me when I read this on paper.

posted by rustcellar at 10:49PM UTC on March 30, 2004

Hold on a minute. What's Jesus doing in New Jersey?

posted by mexican at 03:16AM UTC on March 31, 2004

What's Jesus doing in New Jersey?
Getting a hummer!
/ex-Catholic

posted by Wolof at 08:33AM UTC on March 31, 2004

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