December 20, 2009
Stereotypes of readers by author [via flashboy]
William Shakespeare
People who like bondage.
I'm afraid to think to hard about that one.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Sommeliers.
Cormac McCarthy
Men who don’t eat cream cheese.
Phillippa Gregory
Women who have repressed their desire to go to Renaissance Festivals
I LOLed!!
Margaret Atwood
Women whose favorite color is hunter green.
Wait, I like Margaret Atwood, AND my favorite color is hunter green.
AMAZING!!
I don't like Dan Brown, and I never got lost in a supermarket as a child. It's so TRUE!
Although once I got on a bus without my Nana.
What would fans of Candice Sams be?
Toe-licking sycophants?
John Scalzi or Cory Doctorow
Bloggers
Piers Anthony
(who published a book titled "Swell Foop" AFTER I started a blog titled "OneSwellFoop.com")
People who don't cringe at even the worst puns
Arthur C Clarke
Nerds who watched "2001" while NOT stoned
Richard Dawkins
People who have their significant other grab them under the table in order to shut them up whenever someone else at a dinner says something absolutely ridiculous and wrong.
Yeah, that's pretty much me right there.
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