November 09, 2009
Engineered Rabbit Penises Raise Human Hopes.
Oddly, the procedure seemed to make the rabbits randier than usual.
Everybody panic...
Oh, for crap's sake.
We need compatible heart, liver, kidney, eye replacements. We need artificial skin for burn victims. How many men out there need a dick replacement? I'm sure it's a real statistically significant number--NOT. There are organs people can't live without, and their looking at...dick replacements.
Bet it's a bunch of male scientists working on this one.
DNRTA--just looked at the pictures.
The only good thing about having so few comments posted here these days is that I can join a thread like this so late and still be the first to make a joke about people able to fuck like rabbits.
Goodness!
How soon before they graft an engineered rabbit penis onto a cloned sheep?
Mr. Floppy was never the same.
Really, it's the rabbit feet they need to work on replacing.
phhhhhhhht!
Spit take, fish tick, you rascal.
Now to wipe the tea off the monitor.
There may well be a need for such work-arounds as the rabbits got. BPA in plastic water bottles has been found to cause sexual disfunction in Chinese factory workers, making them four times worse off than normal.
And this is a problem, how?
If we could just get that world-wide virus that would infect four out of five men who don't want to have/support children...
New slogan:
Fewer kids = rare and precious
*Points finger and shrieks, EEEEE, EEEEE, EEEEE*
Oh, for crap's sake.
We need compatible heart, liver, kidney, eye replacements. We need artificial skin for burn victims. How many men out there need a dick replacement? I'm sure it's a real statistically significant number--NOT. There are organs people can't live without, and their looking at...dick replacements.
Bet it's a bunch of male scientists working on this one.
I wonder if it was a bunch of male scientists working on this one, too
Human trials to begin of surgical treatment that could allow women to regrow their breasts after a mastectomy
Nice, but I'd rather have a heart, liver, kidney, colon, or eye.
I've never heard a woman facing a mastectomy say I'd rather die than loose a boob.
I'm not sure its an either/or proposition, really.
"All rabbits with bioengineered neocorpora attempted copulation within one minute of introduction."
I will never again shake hands with a bunny.
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