I was tempted to say:
WTF, SIDEDISH?
But I actually want one of those.
Me too.
look for several livejournal entries entitled "How I got the holy hell beaten out of me in a biker bar" soon. They'll all start with "So I bought this wallet..."
I must admit I've been sitting here sniggering quietly about this - but I don't really get it. Why on your wallet? Why not on your socks (give people a meaningful glare and hoist up one trouser leg for maximum effect). If you really want it to be convincing, you have to have it tattooed across your sloping forehead, don't you?
I must admit I've been sitting here sniggering quietly about this - but I don't really get it. Why on your wallet?
Its from a scene in Pulp Fiction.
plegmund : I plan to have "POOR IMPULSE CONTROL" tattooed across my head, if only to terrorize people named Hiro.
Poor impulse control and a portable tactical nuculear weapon make for a bad combination.
Because we al know that tactical nuculear weapons are very dangerous.
Sorry, couldn't help it....
I was tempted to reply, ENGLISH, MOTHER FUCKER! DO! YOU! SPEAK! IT? to Zemat's thread.
I was tempted to reply, ENGLISH, MOTHER FUCKER! DO! YOU! SPEAK! IT? to Zemat's thread.
What?
(b/c I'm American, and so presumably speak no other language.)
(I was making a bad, Pulp Fiction joke. I apologise.)
(Heh. I think you get to shoot me, now.)
thanks sidedish. my friend has been looking for one of these for years.
Oh come one, those are cheap knock-offs. I seem to remember the original as being embroidered leather.
Real tough guys know embroidery is the way to go.
Thanks, dng (belatedly) - I suspected I was just exposing my ignorance. I still like the sock idea, though. I think I might have 'BAD MOTHER' embroidered on the left, and 'FUCKER' on the right - adds an element of suspense.
BTW, why is a confession of incest an indication of toughness? 'Hey, don't mess with me - I'm a bad motherfucker' - 'Yeah? Well I service my mother in an efficient and sensitive way - and I also interfere with my little sister'.
Sorry. I'll get my coat...
But if you have this wallet you just have 'the wallet from Pulp Fiction'. I thought the cool part was that Sam Jackson unexpectedly had this crazy BAD MOTHER FUCKER wallet. The only possible explanation was that he actually was a BAD MOTHER FUCKER. I doubt that everyone who buys this is a BAD MOTHER FUCKER.
But you must be a BAD MOTHER FUCKER to buy it. If you aren't BAD MOTHER FUCKER already, you become one BAD MOTHER FUCKER just because you are going against the convention. Which means you actually didn't do wrong. So, you are not a BAD MOTHER FUCKER after all.
All you motherfuckers is crazy.
Word.
Someone wake me up when they open a Jackrabbit Slims.
Like this one, armaghetto?
Google cache version, sadly.
All your BAD MOTHER FUCKERS are belong to us.
Press on.
BTW, why is a confession of incest an indication of toughness? 'Hey, don't mess with me - I'm a bad motherfucker' - 'Yeah? Well I service my mother in an efficient and sensitive way - and I also interfere with my little sister'.
Sorry. I'll get my coat...