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August 18, 2009

BBC: The zombies would win. Using infectious disease modelling techniques, the University of Ottawa has conducted a study [pdf] detailing the spread of a zombie attack. Conclusion: "It's imperative that zombies are dealt with quickly or else... we are all in a great deal of trouble."

*Loots mall, loads shotgun, fuels up chainsaw*

Fortunately, out of all the things that keep me away, this is not something I worry about at night.

*awake*

SPICY SPICY BRAINS

Hey, that's my alma mater!!!

Spicy brain alma mater.

Booooooo, SB!

SPICY SPICY BRAINS

Yes. That's how you tell their infected.

ARRG
THEY'RE

THEY ARE

*makes sign of the cross to keep zombie grammar Nazis away*

rrarrgghh... inappropriate... homonyms...

I took computer science there. It's a fine university and contrary to what you are reading here has nothing at all to do with zombies. Actually i don't remember much of my school days. Except the cute girl sitting next to me in the Theory of Automata class. I liked her a lot but her brain needed more salt.

*backs slowly away from the thread, turns, runs*

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