June 11, 2009
Indian sex workers learn karate. "Prostitutes in the southern Indian state of Tamil Nadu have begun taking karate lessons to protect themselves from violent customers and pimps." [Via]
I can't help but imagine how this would play out in a ridiculous B movie. Prostitutes learn karate to defend themselves, causing the pimp to send in thugs to crack down. The pro's band together and fight back, leading to a good hour's worth of gratuitous skin and violence culminating in a big pimp-vs-ho kung-fu showdown. Set it in 1970's Harlem and you've got yourself an instant classic.
This world could only be improved by the presence of roving mobs of ninja prostitutes.
I think you just described the movie Sin City.
A cyborg ninja prostitute with a heart of gold falls in love with and is rescued from her sordid existence by a wealthy but sensitive intergalactic businessman from the future.
With a bhangra soundtrack.
Karate Chop Sytems exactly.
One of these women has excelled in her lessons and become a black belt apparently. Her name is Givindi Plo. She has even developed a new strategy which they have named after her. They have called it the Givindi Plo Chop.
Soon to be adopted by Arnie.
I love you people.
La la la la la! I'm in love with lonely Johnny!
So this movie... does it come with a happy ending?
What I'd like to see is someone karate chop a pork chop.
Karate chop and pork chop reminds me of this...
Miss Piggy: Methinks thou doth protest too much.
Kermit: What?
Miss Piggy: Shakespeare.
Kermit: Sounds more like Bacon. From a ham.
Miss Piggy: How would you like a pork chop? Hi-yah!
[karate chops Kermit]
Miss Piggy: You always hurt the one you love.
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