January 05, 2009
Child elopers' Africa plan foiled Bless.
Awesome. I hope the parents weren't too hard on them.
... packed bathing costumes, sunglasses and a lilo and headed for the airport.
Wot's a lilo? Doesn't appear in the Concise OED.
Inflatable air bed thingy, for floating out to sea on and having to call out the coastguard, embarrassment all round.
Ta!
Awww, bless. They thought of everything, didn't they? Except the money and passports bit.
That is gorgeous. Kids are classic. Poor parents, though, argh.
The only thing they can thing of to do with their lives is get married? Ugh. At that age, I wanted to go to Africa to ride zebras.
Kid #1, who is six this month (wtf?) and Kid #2, who is 3 and a half, decided to get married the other day. To each other. They went to a wedding and decided weddings are cool.
I hope you explained to them about the incest.
My niece and nephew (now 6 and 5) have married themselves to each other any number of times. She even makes him dance with her a la Cinderella at the ball. He's kind of mortified about that part.
Hee! I haven't explained about incest to them yet; just laughed at them without explaining why. I'm working hard on their complexes.
Guilt. Best complex you can ever give a child.
Jewish mothers rule.
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