November 20, 2008
No, no, don't get up. You've got a personal problem, and you don't know how to find a solution? Here, don't worry, I've got your back.
A great use for this tool. I thought it was just goung to be good for sending sarky links to people too stupid to use Google for themselves.
This one's for you, Cappy
From the 3rd result on MCT's question:
Country of Remedy: Peru
Name of Remedy: Body Odor
Ingredients: Maple Syrup(any brand)
Lemon Juice
10 crushed fireflies
Saran Wrap (Optional)
Instructions: This is an old family remedy for body odor. We had a very stinky Great Great Grandfather that everyone told stories about- but when he used the remedy he was cured -no more BO!First you mix 1 cup syrup with 2 Tbsp lemon juice. Then crush about ten fireflies up and dump them in the mixture. Apply the paste to your armpits - works well if you put a piece of Saran wrap over your armpit after application. Leave this on for abotu 30 minutes- then shower. This remedy only needs repeated 4 times a year- Be sure to catch some fireflies in a jar and save them to make your mixture in the winter months if you have trouble with BO during that time.
Oh, I'm totally doing that next summer.
I don't think I could crush the fireflies, they are the coolest bugs ever, pretty and sparkly and fun to catch.
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Too bad it doesn't apply the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button in the same manner.
B.O. was my favorite character on The B-Team.
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