November 19, 2008
WSJ: Rich Cut Back on Payments to Mistresses. According to a new survey by Prince & Assoc., more than 80% of multimillionaires who had extra-marital lovers planned to cut back on their gifts and allowances. Still, only 12% of the multimillionaire cheaters said they plan to give up on their lovers altogether for financial reasons.
Cappy better not cut back on MY gifts.
I mean, what am I supposed to do with all these Happy Meal toys. I haven't even seen Lilo and Stitch.
Luckily, all is not lost: Hot Older Ladies More Attractive During Recessions.
Everyone loves Sarah Palin because she is the “reassuring” sex goddess of the New Depression.
*scrubs eyes with Clorox*
You know what ELSE is going to get cut back?
Yeah. That's right!
*flourishes GramMa's extra-large scissors*
There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer
(But diamonds are a girl's best friend);
There may come a time when a hard-boiled employer
Thinks you're awful nice--
But get that ice
Or else no dice!
He's your guy while stocks are high
But beware when they start to descend:
It's then that those louses go back to their spouses
But diamonds are a girl's best friend!
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