November 13, 2008
Is your cat plotting to kill you?
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Take the quiz. Just don't let the c-a-t see you doing it.
stolen from The Blue
Sometimes when I come home my cats are sitting very close together. Then they see me, and one or the other quickly runs off. I suspect they were plotting something.
This happens with squirrels too. I once came around the corner and found like 30 squirrels in a small group. They saw me, and immediately scattered. I don't know what they are planning, but when it comes I'm sure it will be big.
What's this business about cats not being good at smothering people?
Apparently, there is a 67% chance my imaginary cat is plotting to kill me.
Oh, that's not an imaginary cat. Once Mr. Whiskers is done with my bloody corpse, he's planning on heading north.
Apparently my cat is plotting to find me a date.
AGGGGGGHHHHH!! Do NOT click to enlarge the picture of Mr. Whiskers. The evil in his eyes has me shaking so hard I can hardly tpye!
What about dogs, what's up with them?
TUM has a cat?
(^_~)
When mr. goofyfoot and I walk down the dark street to our local market, we often see cats darting away toward and away from us. It sure looks like a confab. We call the street Kittygeddon.
We feel fairly safe, but we plan to foster bassets soon, and we fear the hound may arouse kitty animus.
When mr. goofyfoot and I walk down the dark street to our local market, we often see cats darting away toward and away from us. It sure looks like a confab. We call the street Kittygeddon.
We feel fairly safe, but we plan to foster bassets soon, and we fear the hound may arouse kitty animus.
Yes. So what else is new?
I foiled an ambush last night. I feel empowered by this new knowledge.
'cats ... overpower their owners'
Next, the lethal neck bite.
sulking cats
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