November 07, 2008
Raiders make off with bull semen
"A Dumfries and Galloway Constabulary spokesman said...somebody will take it off their hands."
If I were paid to extract animal semen for a living, I think I would have to have cards printed up that say Professional Jerkoff.
Or wanker. Maybe wanker. Wank Specialist? Wankologist? Wankological Technician?
"MCT - Bulls pulled; satisfaction guaranteed" perhaps?
A cock and bull story if ever I heard one.
COCKPUNCH!!!!2!
Whoever does that, I hope they show the bulls videos of cows.
Wait...this is the third bull semen post in the last three years?
I just got a kick out of the fact that Capt. started things off with the same pun from three years ago, to-the-date! Hoot! It's a bull semen anniversary!
It's an ongoing global crime wave and the police are just pulling their puds.
If anyone can track down a flask of liquid nitrogen it would have to be Inspector Frost.
Wankological Technician?
For MCT every job has a happy ending.
...Capt. started things off with the same pun from three years ago...
What can I say? You stick with the classics. Old jokes are the best jokes, Bald Guy.
Bollocks!
Mavericks are so last week.
Or three years, what's the difference on a geological time scale?
Rustling steers is so old hat. Rustling test tubes is where it's at.
"When you need to spend on the best!"
How do they get the Owl Scent in the Bull Semen? Or do I not want to know?
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