October 29, 2008
If Mos Def Were President, things would be better.
Especially when we stop saying "shortie".
Except for the flat tax, I'd be totally down with President Def.
And Tupac is bigger than a national holiday.
OK, he's not.
Yeah, I don't want to pay a tax on my flat.
Mos Def wouldn't be nearly as awesome a president as Omar Little. Because if we invaded a country, they'd be like "Hey yo Omar comin'!" and then they'd put their WMDs in a bag and drop them out the window and he'd be all "In-deeeed" and then he'd have sex with a guy and we'd all be simultaneously terrified of and in love with him and then McNulty would get drunk.
First things first, let's get Stephen Fry as Prime Minister of Great Britain, and William Shatner PM of Canada, then we'll talk about the U.S.
Y'know, Salma Hayek as President of Mexico would go a long way toward improving foreign relations.
Salma Hayek as President of Mexico would have me renouncing my citizenship and furiously studying up on RosettaStone.
...furiously studying up
Is that what the kids are calling it?
Have you seen the US RosettaStone tv ad? Speaking of voluptuous Latinas, that ad's argument for becoming multilingual appears to be BIG SHINY BOOBS BIG SHINY BOOBS.
I fail to see the downside of that approach, MCT
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