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March 25, 2004

Bush announces Homo Alert System

posted by boo_radley at 01:36AM UTC [trackback] (9 comments total)

By posting this, you made it inevitable that someone was going to throw this link out in return.

posted by the_bone at 01:51AM UTC on March 25, 2004

Since Bone threw that bone out there, I will ask all monkeys to take the Bible logic quiz by the Landover Baptist Church.

posted by Sullivan at 02:50AM UTC on March 25, 2004

Faaabulous, bone dahlingk, faaabulous. /breathlessly

posted by goetter at 03:22AM UTC on March 25, 2004

Shouldn't FABULOUS be the highest alert level? And the lowest level something like NOHOMOS (first syllable stressed) or SANSQUEER? I don't know, what's the least homoerotic thing there is?

posted by mexican at 05:19AM UTC on March 25, 2004

I'm mainly enjoying the title of this post. It has a certain I-know-not-what thing about it.

posted by Wolof at 06:52AM UTC on March 25, 2004

Sorry, I meant "manly enjoying".

posted by Wolof at 06:52AM UTC on March 25, 2004

PATBOONE, mexican.

posted by goetter at 07:56AM UTC on March 25, 2004

Not so fast there, goetter.

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posted by armaghetto at 12:32PM UTC on March 25, 2004

I think I've seen that guy over on West 9th.

posted by mexican at 07:54AM UTC on March 26, 2004

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