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December 04, 2003

Racist Japanese gag gifts. Fun for the whole family! Titles include "Hello Mr. Foreigner" (the nose and eyes), "Foreigner glasses and nose" and "Doo-wop Brothers" (the minstrel-show style costume). If only they had an online store.

heh. This reminds me of the Southpark where the kids go to China.

(In really bad "Asian" accent)
Chinese announcer: I'll imitate Americans!

(In fake American accent)
"I'll use my credit card."
"Do you have any non-dairy creamer?"

Cracked me right up.

"y'all come back now, ya hear?!"

Hehe...(prefatory explanation: I'm American, and I live in Japan). A few years ago, at the pub I always frequented, they had a Halloween party. $10 entrance, but free if you had a costume. I chose the Foreigner Disguise kit, with a red wig, glasses, and supersized nose. I walked in to find my mate from Britain wearing the exact same kit.

Hoo boy. Yeah, time for lunch.

You take ONE MINUTE OFF and it's your health insurance!

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