June 06, 2008

"Billy needs to mate."
posted by homunculus 16 years ago
  • not it.
  • Holy shit on a surfboard, they should put a warning at the top of that page before you scroll down, thinking "oh, let's see the cute little beetle that needs love"! Good god, I won't sleep for a week!
  • I know, I know, they used the phrases "giant beetle" and "inch-long-horn", but Great Zeus, mere words can't prepare you!
  • Bigot.
  • GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWF
  • I think he's cute! In a sort of locked-up-on-the-other-side-of-the-world-only visible-on-a-computer-screen kind of way.
  • I'm sorry Lara, I know you're not a bigot. I just get upset when people make fun of guys with inch-long horns. Billy is still a man, dagnabit!
  • Beetle pon farr.
  • You do look at him and think 'HOLY SHIT!' though...
  • What?!!!?? He's big enough to get it on with a rat.
  • That's just cuddly compared to this! Hank, did you watch a whole lotta ST:TOS as a kid?
  • yes, of course But you realise you can't link to a geoshitties image? You gotta load the page it's on. (or stick a ? after the .jpg extension in the address bar)
  • I think Billy looks sweet.
  • Horny and horny.
  • Billy-no-mate(s)
  • Looks like a sweet lil' guy to me too, roryk. Heck, he's a vegetarian, how scary could he be? I hope a female can be located soon, sounds like he deserves to have some fun after all that travel hassle. I'd like to think back in Costa Rica other beetles coaxed him into that fruit shipment, saying, "c'mon, man, things here are getting tough, maybe you can find somewhere new for us to live? Remember to write and let us know!"
  • little bit of anthropomorphism going on there...
  • Never was I so relieved to see
  • Ohgodohgod I put a ? after the url. Is there any way to unsee that bastard?
  • Me, too, Lara. Much less cute. I wonder what it'd feel like to step on one of those. Anthropomorphism is fun. I sometimes even ascribe human characteristics to actual people.
  • owowowowowowowowow mAKE it STOp!!!!!! (note to self: Lara is often right. if it's too much, for her...)
  • I think a mate has been located. Warning: horrible bug pictures
  • He'd make one hell of a crunch if you stepped on him.
  • New Herzog film coming: Little Billy Needs to Mate.
  • You know the Werzog would take care of the mating himself, possibly while gargling thumbtacks...
  • Billy gets a German girlfriend. Size of a hamster now, apparently.
  • Sometimes arranged-marriages work out nicely.
  • German bugs are hot.
  • "It's a very lucky and tough insect having survived the journey to Britain and the pesticides designed to prevent unwanted creatures entering the country." But... can't the scientists see it? Now they found a mate. They will breed. Their spawn will be a new mutated race of INDESTRUCTIBLE, PESTICIDE-RESISTANT, huge beetles. And so, Europe's fate is sealed. I find it cute, anyway.
  • A German girl, eh? So as beetles go, he's Stu Sutcliffe.
  • Haw Haw.