June 01, 2008
Johnnie Worker Red Labial
Oh dear.
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Goes down real smooth.
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Something fishy.
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The problem here is twofold.
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I'll take three fingers....neat.
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How vul...gar.
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They cunt spell.
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Does it come in a box?
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I like mine peaty. I think I'm doing this wrong.
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Just another knock-off of a majora brand.
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I sure enjoy oral sex with vaginas! No, wait, too far in that direction, I think I'm getting it...
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I've loved nothing more than a nice mouthful of my Teacher's Highland Cream! Maybe I should work dongs into it somehow
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is it a monthly special?
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Hits the spot.
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They've created a mons-ter.
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/col-lips
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Not very booze-literate. Is that the stuff that goes in a Screwdriver or a Harvey Wallbanger?
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Tastes like Bollinger.
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I think 'Johnnie' needs to go see her Dr.
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Johnnie Worker is like Johnnie Foreigner, don'tcha know. A comical and child-like chap jibber-jabbering away in some incomprehensible argot, capable of rendering service to the Empire, but don't turn your back on him or he'll be up to all sorts of mischief.
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Just be glad that it wasn't made by Johnny the Greek.
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Mmm...nutty.
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More like Red Labial.
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Uh, wait, never mind.
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pfff! /points & laughs
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Arse! Feck! Drink! Girls!
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Wrap your lips around that!
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Savour the aftertaste!
