May 23, 2008
What's all this about coating the body with oil before you get in, and then coating it with lotion when you get out?
Reminds me of this MST3K short. (youtube)
Their use of the definite article "the" ("coat the body with oil," "clean the hands") is freaking me out.
No word of a lie, I once had a roommate who applied deodorant before he went to shower.
It was a long year.
And when can I pee? That's not covered...
Wasn't this already covered in Silence of the Lambs? I mean, EVERYONE knows that it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again. Duhhhhh.....
"coat the body with oil" (what kind of oil?)
"if skin is oily" (does that include if I've covered my skin in mazzola oil in step 1?)
Also, I think this article needs better photos, not just line drawings.
*rubs oil all over body, realizes it's late, puts on clothes and runs to work*
I use PAM. You can just spray it on before the shower then.
*watches flock of cats follow flaggy to work*
I was momentarily interested when I saw that the cover of the "How to Take a Shower" issue featured Jessica Alba.
Too bad...it could have been a great article.
How to what?
*sniffs pits*
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